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EI/IiIIEI: Hey mag i got a question
Mag Steelgla: yay
EI/IiIIEI: its about a tactic
Darkk: if it's about the monty python, don't answer it
EI/IiIIEI: What is the monty Python i thought it was one thing and then darkk said it wasn't
EI/IiIIEI: no
EI/IiIIEI: answare
Darkk: the last thing we need is another lamer
EI/IiIIEI: tell me
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Mag Steelgla: what did you think it was?
EI/IiIIEI: Hey Sargs last name is the same as a race in EVO
Mag Steelgla: yay!
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Mag Steelgla: another person makes the connection
EI/IiIIEI: I thought it was spining around the ship
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EI/IiIIEI: Are you connectioned?
Mag Steelgla: well, you thought wrong
EI/IiIIEI: And Darkk
EI/IiIIEI: said you could tell me
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Darkk: I didn't
EI/IiIIEI: Yeah well he said to ignor what he says latter becuase he cant help himself
Mag Steelgla: eminem, when you get a car, try having egg-throwing wars between your car and somebody else's car
Mag Steelgla: you'll probably end up using the Monty Python then
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EI/IiIIEI: Can't i just use my bike?
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EI/IiIIEI: Man i hate bikes though.
Darkk: no, and it needs to be red cars
Mag Steelgla: nah, bikes aren't fast enough
Darkk: remeber that
Darkk: red cars
EI/IiIIEI: red cars?
Darkk: convertables are better
Mag Steelgla: red cars
Mag Steelgla: yep
EI/IiIIEI: humm my moms car is read
EI/IiIIEI: *red
Mag Steelgla: is it a convertible?
EI/IiIIEI: Yeah
Mag Steelgla: how strong are the headlights? you'll need strong headlights
EI/IiIIEI: But its sort of old will it still do?
Darkk: sure
Mag Steelgla: how old?
EI/IiIIEI: Back lights or front?
Mag Steelgla: front
Darkk: make sure you use jumbo eggs, too
EI/IiIIEI: i dont know but we have had it for some time
Darkk: it only works for that size
Mag Steelgla: yeah
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EI/IiIIEI: My dad owns a farm so i can get some from there
EI/IiIIEI: Jumbo ey?
EI/IiIIEI: Why?
EI/IiIIEI: It might hurt the car.
Darkk: in that case, try to get ones laid by chickens with lots of black feathers
Darkk: they work really well
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EI/IiIIEI: oh, what should the other car be?
Mag Steelgla: large chickens with lots of black feathers
Darkk: oh, and make sure both cars have Goodyear tires
Darkk: both red, preferably convertables
Darkk: with Goodyear tires
Darkk: also, both drivers must wear false mustaches
EI/IiIIEI: How many people in a car?
Darkk: as many as you can fit in
EI/IiIIEI: No what would that make for mustaches?
EI/IiIIEI: Do we though the eggs?
Darkk: of course, silly
Mag Steelgla: throw them at the other car, yes
EI/IiIIEI: is it in the street or a Parking lot?
Darkk: street
EI/IiIIEI: Busy?
Mag Steelgla: but you can go in parking lots for short times
Darkk: preferably rural roads
Darkk: with high speed limits and low trafic
EI/IiIIEI: i dont know what rural means
Darkk: country
EI/IiIIEI: Oh
Mag Steelgla: out in the country, away from the city
EI/IiIIEI: Ok, why the mustaches?
Mag Steelgla: you'll see
Darkk: you'll see when you do it
Mag Steelgla: it's very importan
Mag Steelgla: *important
EI/IiIIEI: Should we be stoned or Drunk or something?
Darkk: probably not
Mag Steelgla: a couple people can be, but not too many
EI/IiIIEI: The drivers?
Mag Steelgla: not the drivers
Darkk: I wouldn't say so
Darkk: maybe the primary throwers
Mag Steelgla: oh, and you need to put an open can of rubber cement standing up on the hood of each car
EI/IiIIEI: What is the point?
Mag Steelgla: you'll end up using the monty python maneuver
Darkk: yeah
EI/IiIIEI: Just a small can becaouse my mom might get mead.
EI/IiIIEI: *mad
EI/IiIIEI: is that ok?
Mag Steelgla: it's fine
Darkk: sure
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EI/IiIIEI: How fast should we go?
Darkk: oh, probably above 30
Darkk: but below 60
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EI/IiIIEI: Should we swerve alot?
Mag Steelgla: and avoid 45
Darkk: if you want to
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Darkk: or if the eggs smell bad
Mag Steelgla: to dodge eggs, it could be useful
EI/IiIIEI: Should we go on two lane streets or more?
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Darkk: probably more
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Darkk: room to dodge
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Mag Steelgla: yeah
EI/IiIIEI: How long?
EI/IiIIEI: 5 mins?
Darkk: as long as you can keep it up
Mag Steelgla: until you run out of eggs
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EI/IiIIEI: Should i go in back or front?
Mag Steelgla: and be sure that there are yellow lines on the road
Darkk: probably you should alternate
Darkk: try to keep time spent in front and spent behind exactly equal
EI/IiIIEI: I am simulating this in my mind and i dont think this monty python is a very good thing
EI/IiIIEI: Hold on I gota print this out, is that all the info i should know?
EI/IiIIEI: Can my older friend drive?
Darkk: pretty much
Darkk: sure
Mag Steelgla: well, it's slightly different in ev. for instance the red convertibles are the ships in ev, stuff like that
Darkk: unless you do it on friday the 13th
Darkk: in which case you'll need wigs
EI/IiIIEI: Thats today
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Darkk: yep
Mag Steelgla: yeah, so if you do it today, wear wigs
EI/IiIIEI: But why?
Darkk: wait, it's saturday here
EI/IiIIEI: I have sort of long hair anyway
Mag Steelgla: it's just an important part of the process
Darkk: you'd know instantly if you did it on friday the 13th without them
Mag Steelgla: then wear a short wig
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EI/IiIIEI: but what if the cops come?
Darkk: say you're practicing the monty python
Mag Steelgla: anybody with long hair should wear short wigs, anybody with short hair should wear long wigs
Mag Steelgla: and if he tries to give you a ticket, egg him!
EI/IiIIEI: What if someone has a mustache?
EI/IiIIEI: Whats the rubber cement for?
Darkk: well, then they wear band-aids over it
Darkk: you'll see when you do this
EI/IiIIEI: It will make everyone messy
EI/IiIIEI: and sticky
EI/IiIIEI: I dont think i should do this
Mag Steelgla: yeah, but it'll be fun, and you'll learn the monty python
EI/IiIIEI: have you guys done it?
Darkk: an important part of the process
Mag Steelgla: of course
EI/IiIIEI: I will ask Slug.
EI/IiIIEI: really?
Darkk: the monty python is an important part of our repetours of moves
EI/IiIIEI: Mag you cant even drive yet!
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Darkk: he can throw the eggs
Mag Steelgla: yeah, but my friend and next door neihbor can
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Mag Steelgla: he drove, and I was the egg thrower.
EI/IiIIEI: Who won?
Mag Steelgla: the other guy
EI/IiIIEI: So your not good?
Darkk: but it taught Mag a lot
Darkk: in Ares, he's better with it than me
EI/IiIIEI: Did you get sticky?
Mag Steelgla: but I still learned the monty python, because I saw the other guy using it
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Mag Steelgla: yeah, but i just washed my clothes and took a shower
Darkk: some people are good enough with it to take the Alien cruiser (from EV) in a shuttle
EI/IiIIEI: Whos car did you use?
Darkk: all because they learned it
Darkk: a red one
EI/IiIIEI: I can beat one with a bulk friget
Mag Steelgla: I used my neihbor's car
Darkk: I think he said it was a corvette
EI/IiIIEI: Did his mom get mad?
Darkk: but I might be wrong
EI/IiIIEI: Are anygirls supposed to be there?
Mag Steelgla: one in each car
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EI/IiIIEI: Should they ware mustaches?
Darkk: yes
Mag Steelgla: and his mom didn't get mad, she gave him permission to do it before he did it
EI/IiIIEI: How come this is the first i heard of it?
Darkk: 'cuz it's top-secret
Mag Steelgla: people sometimes don't want to talk about it
Darkk: once people know it, they dominate
Mag Steelgla: and so they keep it top secret and don
EI/IiIIEI: Oh does slug know?
Darkk: I wouldn't know
Mag Steelgla: *don't tell anybody so they'll be able to beat everybody who doesn't know it
EI/IiIIEI: Well its not fair.
Mag Steelgla: yeah, you'll have to ask slug if he knows
EI/IiIIEI: They should know
EI/IiIIEI: why dont you guys post it?
Mag Steelgla: i know, many of the EV people aren't fair
Mag Steelgla: actually, Darkk and I were planning on posting this
Darkk: maybe we could post the learning process
Darkk: yeah
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EI/IiIIEI: And how do you win?
Mag Steelgla: once you learn the monty python, you can use it, and then you'll do very well
EI/IiIIEI: I already do very well, I maynot be the best poilet but thats not everything
Mag Steelgla: and probably win
Mag Steelgla: i see
Mag Steelgla: well, you'll be very very good if you learn this
Darkk: yes
EI/IiIIEI: Hey i dont beleave you guys
Mag Steelgla: why not?
Darkk: the monty enabled me to beat people much better than me
EI/IiIIEI: Because its so crazy!
Darkk: yes, it is
Darkk: but so are many things
Mag Steelgla: i use the monty python all the time, and I can take down the voinian dreadnaught in a UE fighter because of it
EI/IiIIEI: And what is the egg?
Mag Steelgla: I haven't tried in a shuttle, yet
EI/IiIIEI: And what is the cement
Darkk: you'll see
EI/IiIIEI: And what is the Girl?
EI/IiIIEI: And what is the color?
Darkk: if we told you, you wouldn't learn it
EI/IiIIEI: And what is the mustache?
EI/IiIIEI: Yeah i would!
Darkk: learning it for yourself is important
Mag Steelgla: everything will make sense when you try it
Darkk: you've got to actually do it
EI/IiIIEI: But i will get in trouble
Darkk: don't worry
Darkk: they'll understand when you explain
Mag Steelgla: you can do it and not tell anybody
Darkk: or that
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EI/IiIIEI: If I tell you to e-mail my mom then tell her that you said for me to do it.
EI/IiIIEI: Can i tell my mom?
Mag Steelgla: if you want to
Darkk: I guess you can
EI/IiIIEI: I still dont get it.
Darkk: lots of older people know the monty python and will understand you had to learn it
Mag Steelgla: i know, I never got it until I tried it
EI/IiIIEI: Why dont i see people doing it outside?
Darkk: cuz they don't want you to
EI/IiIIEI: Just tell me about it and i proply will
EI/IiIIEI: i am pretty smart
Darkk: besides, they do it on deserted roads
Mag Steelgla: yeah, if they used it all the time when people were watching, everybody would learn it
Darkk: no, it's something you have to do
Darkk: you have to do it or see it done
EI/IiIIEI: Come on just tell me
Darkk: I wish I could
Mag Steelgla: i do, too
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Mag Steelgla: but, it's just one of those things, where if somebody found out that I had told somebody how to do the monty python, a group of people would beat me up badly
EI/IiIIEI: Just tell me!
Mag Steelgla: the mafia would terrorize my family and take away everything I owned, even the clothes on my back
EI/IiIIEI: How come i dont find anything about it on the internet?
EI/IiIIEI: But whats the mafia have to do with it
Mag Steelgla: because it's illegal to post it on the internet in all countries
EI/IiIIEI: Hey is this like that brain spider thing?
Mag Steelgla: they use the monty python a lot, and don't want other people knowing it
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Mag Steelgla: what's the brain spider thing?
EI/IiIIEI: Well there are alot of illigal things on the internet, child porn is and its easy to find.
Darkk: yes
EI/IiIIEI: So why cant i find this?
Darkk: but the reason is that they spend all their time enforcing this
Mag Steelgla: yeah, but there are very strict and terrible punishments for posting the monty python on the internet
Darkk: you can't hear the details until you're an adult
EI/IiIIEI: does andrew know about it?
Mag Steelgla: andrew welch, you mean?
EI/IiIIEI: yeah
Mag Steelgla: he probably does, I'm not sure
Darkk: I think so
Mag Steelgla: yeah, matt burch probably told him what we just told you
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EI/IiIIEI: I think this is a lie
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Mag Steelgla: it isn't
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EI/IiIIEI: you where liing to me alot, about those brain spider, about drugs, about other stuff and about this.
EI/IiIIEI: you are to sneeky!
Darkk: you can't make this stuff up
Mag Steelgla: what's the brain spider?
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EI/IiIIEI: And that P.Y.R.O.
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EI/IiIIEI: Laguna told me about 10 mins into that that you hwere lieing
Darkk: I know a Pyro, but not P.Y.R.O.
Darkk: Laguna isn't on
EI/IiIIEI: Yeah me too.
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EI/IiIIEI: But a long time ago
EI/IiIIEI: about 3 mounths
EI/IiIIEI: you guys whould trick me so much!
Darkk: then he couldn't have said we were lying about this
Mag Steelgla: what is the brain spider thing, though, I don't think I've ever heard of it
Darkk: trust us, if you do that, you will use the monty python
Darkk: and you will understand
First person to actually do this gets bragging rights galore.
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