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*sigh* Here's a review for the 20th :

6:00 woke up on the floor with a stiff neck
6:11 got dressed, tore my best jeans by putting both legs into 1 pant-leg
6:15 lick my armpits and put deodorent in my hair
6:18 go out to get the newspaper in underwear. door slams shut locked behind me
6:20 Eat corn-flakes with a fork
6:26 Brush my teeth with my sister's fingernail-brush
6:30 wash my hands, go to the bathroom. realize that I've done it wrong order
6:32 go to school, dressed in shorts on a blasting cold day
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3:00 get out of school
3:35 miss the bus
3:50 get foot stuck in sewage grille by road-curb
4:25 catch bus
5:00 start up computer. put CD in upside-down. Put floppy in ZIP disk slot.
5:01 dig penut-butter splatter out of my keyboard. lose the [X] key
5:10 step on something crunchy
5:11 dig [X] key out of my foot. apply bandaids
6:37 post something stupid/rude on GameRanger : GET BANNED PERMANENTLY

I've had a REALLY BAD DAY, so leave me alone.

-Slug (formally known as [TAG] Slug on gr)

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Sorry about your starship, Captain ga'Krüg, but as we say on Earth :
'C'est la vie'!
-Admiral Williams,
Shortly after the defeat of the 3rd Gaitori fleet.

Guys, I'd really appreciate it if you were to send an email to [url="http://"http://support@GameRanger.com"]Scott Kevill[/url] asking him to return my account to me.
I don't ask favors of you guys, but this is one. Please help out a poor bigmouth.

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Sorry about your starship, Captain ga'Krüg, but as we say on Earth :
'C'est la vie'!
-Admiral Williams,
Shortly after the defeat of the 3rd Gaitori fleet.

I, personally, would have to know what you said that was so offensive before I intervene on your behalf with Scott.

Though I must say I'm partially sympathetic.

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Sundered Angel,
The One and Only

You got banned Slug? Pretty sure Scott had his reasons.


I have a plan so ingenius even an idiot could devise it. We will line all our ships up and fly straight at the enemy death cannons therefore clogging them with wreckage.

[This message has been edited by Laguna (edited 04-23-2000).]

Slug.... I will fight for you to get back on gameranger!
It seems like scott kevill is beeing a dickless donkey here.......
Youll get back on... sooner or later

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*Baku runs around with underwear on his head*

Hey, Baku, you're insulting Scott for banning a complete idiot off his own program?!

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I have a plan so ingenius even an idiot could devise it. We will line all our ships up and fly straight at the enemy death cannons therefore clogging them with wreckage.

Actualy, I posted this [url="http://"http://evill.iwarp.com/contributions.html"]link[/url], that some guy named THE CHALUPA gave me. I didn't even know what it was untill after I had posted it.
Then I was disconnected.

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Sorry about your starship, Captain ga'Krüg, but as we say on Earth :
'C'est la vie'!
-Admiral Williams,
Shortly after the defeat of the 3rd Gaitori fleet.

You were banned for posting a dead link?

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Do you go to the country?
It isn't very far.
There's people there who will hurt you
because of who you are.

-Coffee and TV

IM still fighting for you slug... youll get back on



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*Baku runs around with underwear on his head*

Slug,

I have watched you for a long time now, and a quote has sprung to mind that should provide some insight in to the way you communicate with others on the internet: "A gentleman says what he means and means what he says."

The English language has the largest and most diverse vocabulary of almost any language in the world (certainly of the European ones). It can be a very powerful ally. No one hates you, Slug, but you have to ask yourself, do you consider yourself, or have any desire to be, a gentleman?

Think about this and everything else carefully before you open your mouth again.

Interesting point, Nohtia.

I think all will do well to learn from Slug's unfortunate predicament: Online, and indeed everywhere, saying stupid things that you don't mean will get you in trouble.

Please take this as a rule on the webboards which I moderate:
If you don't mean it- Don't Say It!

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Sundered Angel,
The One and Only

I know Kung Fu, do you?