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Posted 07 May 2004 - 09:24 PM
How did your parents tell you about what a man and a woman do when they love each other very much. Once they're married? (sex)
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Posted 07 May 2004 - 09:29 PM
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Originally posted by moonunit4eva:
How did your parents tell you about what a man and a woman do when they love each other very much.
How did your parents tell you about what a man and a woman do when they love each other very much.
I went to a public school, so I already knew that stuff.
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Once they're married? (sex)
Once they're married? (sex)
How does marriage factor into sex?
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Posted 07 May 2004 - 11:11 PM
My dad gave me a book and told me if I had any questions I should just ask him (probably would have been during fourth grade sometime). Of course, I had already read extensively on the subject and gained little from the book (although it was a pretty good sex ed book as far as they go) and had no questions.
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Posted 07 May 2004 - 11:39 PM
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Originally posted by moonunit4eva:
How did your parents tell you about what a man and a woman do when they love each other very much. Once they're married? (sex)
This should be interesting.
How did your parents tell you about what a man and a woman do when they love each other very much. Once they're married? (sex)
This should be interesting.
Why?
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Posted 07 May 2004 - 11:44 PM
Nobody else has thought of it. It's funny to hear some of these stories.
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Posted 08 May 2004 - 12:10 AM
My parents never told me about the birds and the bees. I got a pretty good idea of how it all works from just going to school and talking to friends.
Also, my parents have a copy of The Joy of Sex that they leave on the bookshelf. I've read it cover to cover, quite a good read.
As for the practical aspect of sexual activities, namely how to do them, I've essentially taught myself with the help of my girlfriend.
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Also, my parents have a copy of The Joy of Sex that they leave on the bookshelf. I've read it cover to cover, quite a good read.
As for the practical aspect of sexual activities, namely how to do them, I've essentially taught myself with the help of my girlfriend.
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Posted 08 May 2004 - 12:34 AM
My Mom told me when I was about 6 following an episode of Star Trek: TNG.
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Posted 08 May 2004 - 02:32 AM
I already knew, but in 5th grade, my mom felt required to tell me a short story right before a sex scene in "Analyse This".
My friend was there, too. Thanks mom.
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Posted 08 May 2004 - 01:13 PM
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Nobody else has thought of it. It's funny to hear some of these stories.
Nobody else has thought of it. It's funny to hear some of these stories.
Hmmm...look at the topic title...then read my post again...
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Posted 08 May 2004 - 01:38 PM
Oh I get it!
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Posted 08 May 2004 - 05:09 PM
Never got the talk from my parents, didn't really pay attention to sex-ed. Hmm.
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Posted 08 May 2004 - 05:14 PM
My parents paid a large sum to a school to take time away to show us anime films and teach us about sex.
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Posted 08 May 2004 - 05:45 PM
That's...ummm...odd..
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Posted 08 May 2004 - 08:50 PM
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Barbies
Enough said.
Barbies
Enough said.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe the anatomical detail on a Barbie doll is somewhat lacking, not to mention the lack of menstrual cyles, sperm, pregnancy, and all things to do with sex. How, exactly, would you learn anything about sex from a Barbie doll?
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Posted 08 May 2004 - 09:51 PM
Movement....*cough*
I learned the other stuff from mommy, and drawings.
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Posted 09 May 2004 - 02:51 AM
Sex, isn't that where you sacrifice goats in a sacred ritual so that the magical stork comes to your chiminney bringing a baby?
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Posted 09 May 2004 - 03:27 AM
That's what they taught us in school.
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Posted 09 May 2004 - 05:27 AM
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My parents never told me about the birds and the bees. I got a pretty good idea of how it all works from just going to school and talking to friends.
My parents never told me about the birds and the bees. I got a pretty good idea of how it all works from just going to school and talking to friends.
Same for me, basically. If you watch the discovery channel enough, you realize that a) all mammals do it the same, and
humans are mammals. I have this dread that my parents will give me some formal talk when I get a girlfriend for the first time.
I love this smiley, so I'll throw it in for fun:
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Posted 09 May 2004 - 06:05 AM
I am always afraid of watching movies with a lot of sex and drugs in them, because I´m afraid of the "Are you having sex" questions and the "Are you doing drugs" questions.
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Posted 09 May 2004 - 07:51 AM
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I am always afraid of watching movies with a lot of sex and drugs in them, because I´m afraid of the "Are you having sex" questions and the "Are you doing drugs" questions.
I am always afraid of watching movies with a lot of sex and drugs in them, because I´m afraid of the "Are you having sex" questions and the "Are you doing drugs" questions.
I find the commercials telling your parents to ask those questions worse. I don't do either of those things and never will do drugs, but it still is awkward when the commercial says "so make sure you ask what your kids are doing".
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Posted 09 May 2004 - 10:08 PM
So your parents get the wrong idea and install security cameras in the house.
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It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning.
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Posted 10 May 2004 - 11:09 PM
Is that your newest "contraption"
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iSights.
iSights.
New for the iPetifile applications.
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It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning.
'It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning. ';
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
