Ambrosia Software Web Board: Hero Tryouts - Ambrosia Software Web Board

Jump to content

  • 6 Pages +
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • Last »
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

Hero Tryouts

#1 User is offline   lobf 

  • LifeKnight alt
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 5,434
  • Joined: 19-September 03
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:LA

Posted 17 January 2004 - 12:04 PM

Hello. I am a professional sidekick. Unfortunatly, by Superhero retired last week, and I am looking for a replacement.

So, who is willing?

------------------
ATTs Official Newb.
Dammit. [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com
Do you have a brother, by any chance, named "Chunks"?- Avatara
Entellagintly Desined

#2 User is offline   Zortrium 

  • Crazed primate
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 3,191
  • Joined: 08-January 02
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:The great intraweb, and maybe New England

Posted 17 January 2004 - 12:34 PM

Azzy abandoned me, so I need a new sidekick. Posted Image

------------------
It really sucks to have a boring sig. You know, the kind that drones on forever and never really says anything. I try my best to never have one of those. Every time I make a new sig I try to get it to be a truly outstanding sig. Some people have sigs like that. With neat (EVula) links and stuff. Witty quotes are good too. But then some people have really, really, boring sigs that you'd die before reading more of. They just go on, and on, and on...those sigs really annoy me. I mean, they say nothing and nobody really cares anyway! I pity the people who have those.
It's all fun and games until a rampaging mod destroys half your account.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.

"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.

#3 User is offline   Zax 

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 5,785
  • Joined: 13-January 02

Posted 17 January 2004 - 02:07 PM

You could always be [url="http://"http://www.blorktronics.com"]Blorktronics Software's[/url] sidekick Posted Image

------------------
[url="http://"http://www.blorktronics.com"]blorktronics software[/url]
[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem"]Solar System[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/downloads.html"]Solar Quiz[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/fribbles.html"]Fribbles![/url]|[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/yousuck.html"]www.evula.com[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/thisisyourrandom.html"]NEW! this is your random[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/blarg.html"]blarg[/url]
Swivel on my middle digit until you squeal like two pigs on their honeymoon
[url="http://"http://www.blorktronics.com/forum"]blorktronics software forum: help save a starving webboard![/url]
[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem"]Solar System[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/downloads.html"]Solar Quiz[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/fribbles.html"]Fribbles![/url]|[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/yousuck.html"]www.evula.com[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/thisisyourrandom.html"]NEW! this is your random[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/blarg.html"]blarg[/url]
Official member of the Elitist Git Party

#4 User is offline   Zortrium 

  • Crazed primate
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 3,191
  • Joined: 08-January 02
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:The great intraweb, and maybe New England

Posted 17 January 2004 - 02:44 PM

Software companies need no sidekicks! I, on the other hand, need support every 5 minutes when Av insults me again. Posted Image

------------------
It really sucks to have a boring sig. You know, the kind that drones on forever and never really says anything. I try my best to never have one of those. Every time I make a new sig I try to get it to be a truly outstanding sig. Some people have sigs like that. With neat (EVula) links and stuff. Witty quotes are good too. But then some people have really, really, boring sigs that you'd die before reading more of. They just go on, and on, and on...those sigs really annoy me. I mean, they say nothing and nobody really cares anyway! I pity the people who have those.
It's all fun and games until a rampaging mod destroys half your account.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.

"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.

#5 User is offline   lobf 

  • LifeKnight alt
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 5,434
  • Joined: 19-September 03
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:LA

Posted 17 January 2004 - 04:01 PM

Well, I offer my services to you, Znorty.

------------------
ATTs Official Newb.
Dammit. [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com
Do you have a brother, by any chance, named "Chunks"?- Avatara
Entellagintly Desined

#6 User is offline   Zax 

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 5,785
  • Joined: 13-January 02

Posted 17 January 2004 - 05:12 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Zortrium:
Software companies need no sidekicks! I, on the other hand, need support every 5 minutes when Av insults me again. Posted Image



Nonsense! If a program doesn't work; blame the sidekick. If the site's down; blame the sidekick. If the registration system is broken; blame the sidekick. If the sidekick comes up with a remarkable way to save hundreds of pounds and vastly increase the company's productivity; nick his idea and take the credit yourself. People insulting your programs? Send your sidekick out to break a few legs Posted Image.

See? Plenty of uses for a sidekick Posted Image

------------------
[url="http://"http://www.blorktronics.com"]blorktronics software[/url]
[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem"]Solar System[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/downloads.html"]Solar Quiz[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/fribbles.html"]Fribbles![/url]|[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/yousuck.html"]www.evula.com[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/thisisyourrandom.html"]NEW! this is your random[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/blarg.html"]blarg[/url]
Now kindly cluck off before I extract your gibblets and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with.
[url="http://"http://www.blorktronics.com/forum"]blorktronics software forum: help save a starving webboard![/url]
[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem"]Solar System[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/downloads.html"]Solar Quiz[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/fribbles.html"]Fribbles![/url]|[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/yousuck.html"]www.evula.com[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/thisisyourrandom.html"]NEW! this is your random[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/blarg.html"]blarg[/url]
Official member of the Elitist Git Party

#7 User is offline   Zortrium 

  • Crazed primate
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 3,191
  • Joined: 08-January 02
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:The great intraweb, and maybe New England

Posted 17 January 2004 - 06:36 PM

Quote

Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
Well, I offer my services to you, Znorty.


Okay, you are now my official sidekick, LOBF. Shall we put our new statuses in our sigs or not?

------------------
It really sucks to have a boring sig. You know, the kind that drones on forever and never really says anything. I try my best to never have one of those. Every time I make a new sig I try to get it to be a truly outstanding sig. Some people have sigs like that. With neat (EVula) links and stuff. Witty quotes are good too. But then some people have really, really, boring sigs that you'd die before reading more of. They just go on, and on, and on...those sigs really annoy me. I mean, they say nothing and nobody really cares anyway! I pity the people who have those.
It's all fun and games until a rampaging mod destroys half your account.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.

"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.

#8 User is offline   lobf 

  • LifeKnight alt
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 5,434
  • Joined: 19-September 03
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:LA

Posted 17 January 2004 - 06:58 PM

Excellent.
What are my defining qualities?

[url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum12/HTML/000652.html"]Invisible[/url], perhaps?

------------------
ATTs Official Newb.
Dammit. [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com
Do you have a brother, by any chance, named "Chunks"?- Avatara
Entellagintly Desined

#9 User is offline   Avatara 

  • Guardian
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Moderators
  • Posts: 12,036
  • Joined: 05-July 00
  • Gender:Male

Posted 17 January 2004 - 08:35 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Zortrium:
Azzy abandoned me, so I need a new sidekick. Posted Image



Perhaps Azzy saw the light. Posted Image

------------------
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.

*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel

#10 User is offline   moonunit4eva 

  • Dommy
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 8,728
  • Joined: 15-March 03
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:The Pursuit

Posted 17 January 2004 - 10:36 PM

I'd volunteer, but I ask myself, why did he leave you in the first place? Retirement is a crappy excuse.

------------------
Fathers be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too
Whatever happens..happens.

#11 User is offline   Pufer 

  • Deadpan Orator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 13,878
  • Joined: 03-August 02
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:DC

Posted 18 January 2004 - 12:22 AM

Quote

Originally posted by moonunit4eva:
I'd volunteer, but I ask myself, why did he leave you in the first place?


I got my money on LOBF feeling him up from behind one time too many. Posted Image

I'd still volunteer but I have to polish the dog and take the furniture out for a walk.

-Pufer

------------------
If a tree falls in the forest and then springs back upright as a joke, do the squirrels freak out?
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#12 User is offline   Zortrium 

  • Crazed primate
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 3,191
  • Joined: 08-January 02
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:The great intraweb, and maybe New England

Posted 18 January 2004 - 12:23 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Avatara:
Perhaps Azzy saw the light. Posted Image


Okay, LOBF, this is a good opportunity to prove your worth as a sidekick. Post a comeback that cuts Av down to size. Posted Image

------------------
It really sucks to have a boring sig. You know, the kind that drones on forever and never really says anything. I try my best to never have one of those. Every time I make a new sig I try to get it to be a truly outstanding sig. Some people have sigs like that. With neat (EVula) links and stuff. Witty quotes are good too. But then some people have really, really, boring sigs that you'd die before reading more of. They just go on, and on, and on...those sigs really annoy me. I mean, they say nothing and nobody really cares anyway! I pity the people who have those.
It's all fun and games until a rampaging mod destroys half your account.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.

"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.

#13 User is offline   Avatara 

  • Guardian
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Moderators
  • Posts: 12,036
  • Joined: 05-July 00
  • Gender:Male

Posted 18 January 2004 - 12:29 AM

I don't see any comeback. Your new sidekick must either be slow-witted or incompetant. Posted Image

------------------
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.

*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel

#14 User is offline   Pufer 

  • Deadpan Orator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 13,878
  • Joined: 03-August 02
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:DC

Posted 18 January 2004 - 12:39 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Avatara:
I don't see any comeback. Your new sidekick must either be slow-witted or incompetant. Posted Image



Nah, he's just stuck on a piece of bubblegum a couple of streets back. Posted Image

-Pufer

------------------
If a tree falls in the forest and then springs back upright as a joke, do the squirrels freak out?
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#15 User is offline   moonunit4eva 

  • Dommy
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 8,728
  • Joined: 15-March 03
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:The Pursuit

Posted 18 January 2004 - 01:16 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Zortrium:

Quote

Originally posted by Avatara:
Perhaps Azzy saw the light. Posted Image


Okay, LOBF, this is a good opportunity to prove your worth as a sidekick. Post a comeback that cuts Av down to size. Posted Image



*coughwhatistheretocutcough*

------------------
Fathers be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too
Whatever happens..happens.

#16 User is offline   lobf 

  • LifeKnight alt
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 5,434
  • Joined: 19-September 03
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:LA

Posted 18 January 2004 - 04:17 AM

I was asleep.

And...uh....okay! I got it!

No! You are!

Hmmm....I need a little bit of work...

------------------
ATTs Official Newb, And Znorty's official Sidekick. "All hail fearless leader."
Dammit. [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com
Do you have a brother, by any chance, named "Chunks"?- Avatara
Entellagintly Desined

#17 User is offline   Zortrium 

  • Crazed primate
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 3,191
  • Joined: 08-January 02
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:The great intraweb, and maybe New England

Posted 18 January 2004 - 09:36 AM

By the way, LOBF, you're approaching damnation. Posted Image

------------------
Zortrium's current sidekick: lotsofblackflags
This space for rent.
It's all fun and games until a rampaging mod destroys half your account.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.

"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.

#18 User is offline   lobf 

  • LifeKnight alt
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 5,434
  • Joined: 19-September 03
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:LA

Posted 18 January 2004 - 10:26 AM

How so?

Die Flood Control...

------------------
ATTs Official Newb, And Znorty's official Sidekick. "All hail fearless leader."
Dammit. [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com
Do you have a brother, by any chance, named "Chunks"?- Avatara
Entellagintly Desined

#19 User is offline   moonunit4eva 

  • Dommy
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 8,728
  • Joined: 15-March 03
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:The Pursuit

Posted 18 January 2004 - 11:59 AM

Whew! Nobody got my joke. I suppose it was rather mean. *ponders*

------------------
Fathers be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too
Whatever happens..happens.

#20 User is offline   Avatara 

  • Guardian
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Moderators
  • Posts: 12,036
  • Joined: 05-July 00
  • Gender:Male

Posted 18 January 2004 - 12:48 PM

Actually, µ, just because your boyfriends have 'problems' and aren't able to 'satisfy' you as you'd like doesn't mean everyone in the world is cursed that way. And I'd rather not be forced to shrink to Z and crew's level, that's too much of a downgrade. On the other hand, that was far better than LOBF's comment, which kind of didn't make sense. Lets have an instant replay:

Quote

Originally posted by Zortrium:
Azzy abandoned me, so I need a new sidekick.


Quote

Originally posted by Avatara:
Perhaps Azzy saw the light.


Quote

Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
No! You are!


------------------
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.

*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel

#21 User is offline   moonunit4eva 

  • Dommy
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 8,728
  • Joined: 15-March 03
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:The Pursuit

Posted 18 January 2004 - 12:51 PM

What are you saying Av? You want to prove to me how much better you are than previous men? or, not men? Ok, whatever.

You're right. LOBF made no sense. Ha! and I did!

------------------
Fathers be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too
Whatever happens..happens.

#22 User is offline   lobf 

  • LifeKnight alt
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 5,434
  • Joined: 19-September 03
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:LA

Posted 18 January 2004 - 01:28 PM

I have no idea what I was thinking.

------------------
ATTs Official Newb, And Znorty's official Sidekick. "All hail fearless leader."
Dammit. [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com
Do you have a brother, by any chance, named "Chunks"?- Avatara
Entellagintly Desined

#23 User is offline   moonunit4eva 

  • Dommy
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 8,728
  • Joined: 15-March 03
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:The Pursuit

Posted 18 January 2004 - 01:29 PM

Well..your sig is interesting, to say the least.

------------------
Fathers be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too
Whatever happens..happens.

#24 User is offline   lobf 

  • LifeKnight alt
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 5,434
  • Joined: 19-September 03
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:LA

Posted 18 January 2004 - 01:30 PM

Who, me?

And how do you post so fast?

------------------
ATTs Official Newb, And Znorty's official Sidekick. "All hail fearless leader."
Dammit. [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com
Do you have a brother, by any chance, named "Chunks"?- Avatara
Entellagintly Desined

#25 User is offline   moonunit4eva 

  • Dommy
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 8,728
  • Joined: 15-March 03
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:The Pursuit

Posted 18 January 2004 - 01:32 PM

Yes you.

I am a fast typist.

------------------
Fathers be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too
Whatever happens..happens.

Share this topic:


  • 6 Pages +
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • Last »
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

1 User(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users