Hero Tryouts
#1
Posted 17 January 2004 - 12:04 PM
So, who is willing?
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ATTs Official Newb.
Dammit. [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com
Do you have a brother, by any chance, named "Chunks"?- Avatara
#2
Posted 17 January 2004 - 12:34 PM
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It really sucks to have a boring sig. You know, the kind that drones on forever and never really says anything. I try my best to never have one of those. Every time I make a new sig I try to get it to be a truly outstanding sig. Some people have sigs like that. With neat (EVula) links and stuff. Witty quotes are good too. But then some people have really, really, boring sigs that you'd die before reading more of. They just go on, and on, and on...those sigs really annoy me. I mean, they say nothing and nobody really cares anyway! I pity the people who have those.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
#3
Posted 17 January 2004 - 02:07 PM
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#4
Posted 17 January 2004 - 02:44 PM
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It really sucks to have a boring sig. You know, the kind that drones on forever and never really says anything. I try my best to never have one of those. Every time I make a new sig I try to get it to be a truly outstanding sig. Some people have sigs like that. With neat (EVula) links and stuff. Witty quotes are good too. But then some people have really, really, boring sigs that you'd die before reading more of. They just go on, and on, and on...those sigs really annoy me. I mean, they say nothing and nobody really cares anyway! I pity the people who have those.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
#5
Posted 17 January 2004 - 04:01 PM
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ATTs Official Newb.
Dammit. [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com
Do you have a brother, by any chance, named "Chunks"?- Avatara
#6
Posted 17 January 2004 - 05:12 PM
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Software companies need no sidekicks! I, on the other hand, need support every 5 minutes when Av insults me again.
Nonsense! If a program doesn't work; blame the sidekick. If the site's down; blame the sidekick. If the registration system is broken; blame the sidekick. If the sidekick comes up with a remarkable way to save hundreds of pounds and vastly increase the company's productivity; nick his idea and take the credit yourself. People insulting your programs? Send your sidekick out to break a few legs .
See? Plenty of uses for a sidekick
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#7
Posted 17 January 2004 - 06:36 PM
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Well, I offer my services to you, Znorty.
Okay, you are now my official sidekick, LOBF. Shall we put our new statuses in our sigs or not?
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It really sucks to have a boring sig. You know, the kind that drones on forever and never really says anything. I try my best to never have one of those. Every time I make a new sig I try to get it to be a truly outstanding sig. Some people have sigs like that. With neat (EVula) links and stuff. Witty quotes are good too. But then some people have really, really, boring sigs that you'd die before reading more of. They just go on, and on, and on...those sigs really annoy me. I mean, they say nothing and nobody really cares anyway! I pity the people who have those.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
#8
Posted 17 January 2004 - 06:58 PM
What are my defining qualities?
[url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum12/HTML/000652.html"]Invisible[/url], perhaps?
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ATTs Official Newb.
Dammit. [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com
Do you have a brother, by any chance, named "Chunks"?- Avatara
#9
Posted 17 January 2004 - 08:35 PM
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Azzy abandoned me, so I need a new sidekick.
Perhaps Azzy saw the light.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#10
Posted 17 January 2004 - 10:36 PM
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Fathers be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too
#11
Posted 18 January 2004 - 12:22 AM
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I'd volunteer, but I ask myself, why did he leave you in the first place?
I got my money on LOBF feeling him up from behind one time too many.
I'd still volunteer but I have to polish the dog and take the furniture out for a walk.
-Pufer
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#12
Posted 18 January 2004 - 12:23 AM
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Perhaps Azzy saw the light.
Okay, LOBF, this is a good opportunity to prove your worth as a sidekick. Post a comeback that cuts Av down to size.
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It really sucks to have a boring sig. You know, the kind that drones on forever and never really says anything. I try my best to never have one of those. Every time I make a new sig I try to get it to be a truly outstanding sig. Some people have sigs like that. With neat (EVula) links and stuff. Witty quotes are good too. But then some people have really, really, boring sigs that you'd die before reading more of. They just go on, and on, and on...those sigs really annoy me. I mean, they say nothing and nobody really cares anyway! I pity the people who have those.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
#13
Posted 18 January 2004 - 12:29 AM
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#14
Posted 18 January 2004 - 12:39 AM
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I don't see any comeback. Your new sidekick must either be slow-witted or incompetant.
Nah, he's just stuck on a piece of bubblegum a couple of streets back.
-Pufer
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If a tree falls in the forest and then springs back upright as a joke, do the squirrels freak out?
#15
Posted 18 January 2004 - 01:16 AM
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Perhaps Azzy saw the light.
Okay, LOBF, this is a good opportunity to prove your worth as a sidekick. Post a comeback that cuts Av down to size.
*coughwhatistheretocutcough*
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Fathers be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too
#16
Posted 18 January 2004 - 04:17 AM
And...uh....okay! I got it!
No! You are!
Hmmm....I need a little bit of work...
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ATTs Official Newb, And Znorty's official Sidekick. "All hail fearless leader."
Dammit. [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com
Do you have a brother, by any chance, named "Chunks"?- Avatara
#17
Posted 18 January 2004 - 09:36 AM
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Zortrium's current sidekick: lotsofblackflags
This space for rent.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
#18
Posted 18 January 2004 - 10:26 AM
Die Flood Control...
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ATTs Official Newb, And Znorty's official Sidekick. "All hail fearless leader."
Dammit. [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com
Do you have a brother, by any chance, named "Chunks"?- Avatara
#19
Posted 18 January 2004 - 11:59 AM
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Fathers be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too
#20
Posted 18 January 2004 - 12:48 PM
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Azzy abandoned me, so I need a new sidekick.
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Perhaps Azzy saw the light.
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No! You are!
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#21
Posted 18 January 2004 - 12:51 PM
You're right. LOBF made no sense. Ha! and I did!
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Fathers be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too
#22
Posted 18 January 2004 - 01:28 PM
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ATTs Official Newb, And Znorty's official Sidekick. "All hail fearless leader."
Dammit. [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com
Do you have a brother, by any chance, named "Chunks"?- Avatara
#24
Posted 18 January 2004 - 01:30 PM
And how do you post so fast?
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ATTs Official Newb, And Znorty's official Sidekick. "All hail fearless leader."
Dammit. [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com
Do you have a brother, by any chance, named "Chunks"?- Avatara