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#751 dude3

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Posted 25 June 2003 - 09:01 PM

Nice work.

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Originally posted by forge:

That's the most disturbing thing I've see all day.

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Posted 26 June 2003 - 05:06 AM

forge, a suggestion - no more Family Circus?

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#753 forge

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Posted 26 June 2003 - 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by Sundered Angel:
forge, a suggestion - no more Family Circus?

But...Billy's my friend! Posted Image

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Posted 26 June 2003 - 06:39 PM

Oh now you've gone and made him cry. Nice going, Sundered. I hope you're real proud.

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Posted 26 June 2003 - 08:07 PM

But isn't that the god of fishes job, to make people cry, cry becuase of the awful stench of fish that shrouds his body?

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Posted 27 June 2003 - 05:25 AM

I couldn't comment on the God of Fishes, but part of my job is to react really poorly to insults and start docking karma all over the place. After all, it's what moderators are famous for, isn't it? Posted Image

And forge, I'm sure you and Billy can continue to have a fruitful relationship outside the public domain.

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#757 forge

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Posted 27 June 2003 - 08:14 AM

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And forge, I'm sure you and Billy can continue to have a fruitful relationship outside the public domain.

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Posted 27 June 2003 - 08:39 AM

OK. That was classic.

But no more.

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#759 The Journalist

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Posted 27 June 2003 - 11:53 AM

I am so glad that I used to lead a sheltered life.

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Posted 30 June 2003 - 10:45 PM

To prove that "Cathy" and "The Family Circus" are über dumb, I supply this evidence:
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THE PAIN!

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Posted 02 July 2003 - 06:18 PM

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Posted 07 July 2003 - 01:43 PM

SJD is dying. Five days without a post...somebody better revive it...

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Posted 07 July 2003 - 02:24 PM

Arrghhhh They are coming for me the green bastards help me help me, can't take them will cost every strength in body, feel weak, HELP HELP!

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Posted 07 July 2003 - 03:01 PM

Yes. SJD is doomed.

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Posted 07 July 2003 - 08:40 PM

I had a list of jokes, but alas, I have misplaced it.

The search continues.

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 12:08 AM

Okay, I picked up a few jokes. They work better when spoken out loud, as some are a play on pronounciation.

So um...two peanuts were walking down a street, and one was assaulted.

How do you catch a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant trap.

How do you catch a red elephant?
Hold its nose until it turns blue, then catch it in a blue elephant trap.

Why were the ships in the new Polish navy built with glass bottoms?
So they could look at the old Polish navy.

Why won't there be any more ice cubes in Poland?
The guy with the receipe died.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.

Don't worry, I've got plenty more for another day. Posted Image

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#767 moonunit4eva

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Posted 18 July 2003 - 04:27 PM

"You know, for a clown fish, you're not that funny." ~Finding Nemo.

Ok, so..What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever.

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Posted 18 July 2003 - 06:14 PM

Avatara you should have only given one, that way we can preserve them so when this topic is dying again, then we can give another joke.

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Posted 18 July 2003 - 06:50 PM

Live and Learn.

Why did the chicken crosas the playground

To get to the other slide.

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#770 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 18 July 2003 - 07:44 PM

Playgrounds have slides?

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Posted 18 July 2003 - 07:51 PM

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Playgrounds have slides?

Sorry, in case you were confused, you are in the "Stupid Joke of the Day" topic, not the "Stupid Question of the Day."

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Posted 18 July 2003 - 07:53 PM

This is GandalfDaddy. He doesn't understand nouns very well.

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Posted 18 July 2003 - 09:06 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Both of those lame jokes cracked me up!

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Posted 18 July 2003 - 09:18 PM

Nouns are silly things' cause they associate themselves with grammar.

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