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#701 User is offline   Zortrium 

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by Azeroth:
Male Swedish men with bald heads named Thomas are "it".


AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 03:21 PM

Please, leave your fantasies and sighs of pleasure offline. Lets keep some decency around here.

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 04:16 PM

Hehe.

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 04:34 PM

I could've sworn someone posted a reply to my post, but I can't find it anywhere. Posted Image

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 05:16 PM

Yes, it could be a reply to you post, very interesting!

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 08:07 PM

moo.

[This message has been edited by Laguna (edited 05-29-2003).]
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Posted 28 May 2003 - 08:09 PM

The great one has returned!!! Yay for moonunit!!

Let us begin the master plan!

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 08:43 PM

Ooh, look who's back. Posted Image

Now just wait for this ringing in my ears to settle...

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 09:26 PM

The hell I am a felon!
She hasn't posted anymore, I think that was some sort of joke, someone hacked her?

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 05:52 PM

What did Laguna edit?

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 06:30 PM

Laguna appears to have edited out about three hundred O's that followed the "moo" part.

Still, I think I prefer µ to some of the other new people. *cough* GD/Horny/Stryker Posted Image

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 07:12 PM

I'm older then Moonunit.

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Posted 29 May 2003 - 09:15 PM

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Originally posted by Avatara:
Please, leave your fantasies and sighs of pleasure offline.  Lets keep some decency around here.


I considered rewording my post in order to quell any 12 year old interpretations such as this. I decided that even the Trash Talkers could handle it. Apparently I was wrong. You should be ashamed of yourself, Avatara.


[Edit: Nor are cadavers appropriate in this context]

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Posted 30 May 2003 - 01:14 AM

You know, continuing to post those skeleton pictures can be hazardous to your health (except in the SJD topic here, since they all get mailed to that Journalist guy). If you don't believe me, ask GD...

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Posted 30 May 2003 - 07:49 AM

[me calculates the odds of this working and finds it at about 45% chance for success]

Avatara, can I use my one favor from you to have a Karma point? Please?

[me readies Avatara worshipping pics if this does work]

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Posted 30 May 2003 - 12:15 PM

Let me see the pics first. Posted Image

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Posted 30 May 2003 - 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by Avatara:
Laguna appears to have edited out about three hundred O's that followed the "moo" part.



:Snort: HEHEHEHEHEH|!!!THat' s great!

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Posted 30 May 2003 - 09:19 PM

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Let me see the pics first.   Posted Image



I think it was something like this:

Posted Image

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Posted 31 May 2003 - 01:20 AM

What if I decide to be aethist?

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Posted 31 May 2003 - 08:07 AM

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Let me see the pics first.   Posted Image



I have no webhosting space that will allow me to post pictures do to the fact that geocities is evil.
Does Angelfire allow picture links?
Can anyone lend me webspace to appease the great Avatara?

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Posted 31 May 2003 - 10:21 AM

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I have no webhosting space that will allow me to post pictures do to the fact that geocities is evil.
Does Angelfire allow picture links?
Can anyone lend me webspace to appease the great Avatara?



I could lend you some, but I am leaving for New York at 12:00 pm EST. If you e-mail me the images before then I could.

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Posted 31 May 2003 - 11:22 AM

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What if I decide to be aethist?



Then maybe something like this...

Posted Image
is Avatara.

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Posted 01 June 2003 - 06:25 AM

Alternately, you could just label your images with a .txt suffix. They'll still display as images, but the sites won't realise they are, and will allow external linking.

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Posted 01 June 2003 - 10:11 AM

Angelfire does allow remote linking, look at GD's post from my stash of nazi pics.

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Posted 22 June 2003 - 09:38 AM

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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