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#251 Overrider720

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Posted 10 August 2002 - 11:09 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Blood Eagle:
A Loxzer was wreaking havoc in the kitchen, scattering pots and pans everywhere. Suddenly, it became deathly silent...

The next day a wild rampaging Mikl came running around the bar sucking up all the drinks and eating everything.

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#252 Blood Eagle

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Posted 14 August 2002 - 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by Overrider720:
The next day a wild rampaging Mikl came running around the bar sucking up all the drinks and eating everything.

The Mikl became larger and larger, as it filled up with food and drinks. Soon, the bulk of the Mikl exploded, and...

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#253 Overrider720

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Posted 14 August 2002 - 01:24 PM

poured milk all over the bar. Suddenly, in North Oregon there was,

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#254 Shrout1

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Posted 14 August 2002 - 04:27 PM

A giant thing that was...

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#255 Overrider720

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Posted 14 August 2002 - 09:44 PM

fat and ugly and needed a home, so....

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#256 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 14 August 2002 - 09:59 PM

...the lizard, from way back a long time ago, popped it with his robar sniper rifle. He looks about for a while, puts on some stylish sunglasses, and crawls under a rock, planning to...

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#257 Blood Eagle

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Posted 15 August 2002 - 12:55 PM

...pounce on Blood Eagle. The lizard prepared to spring...

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#258 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 18 August 2002 - 04:06 PM

...when he decided it was easier to just snipe him. The sound of a silenced gunshot was heard, followed shortly by Blood Eagle crumpling to the ground. The lizard, feeling satisfied now that it was back doing its thing, decided to hitch a ride for some random large city. A bus approached with a sign saying Venice. The lizard had always been fond of international travel, so he hopped on the roof stealthily.

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#259 Slug

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Posted 18 August 2002 - 05:46 PM

... arriving there only to find the city in the process of being consumed by a ravenous lake of molten silverware!

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Posted 18 August 2002 - 07:01 PM

...the silverware rises out of the lake and sends tentacles towards the lizard, who readies his sniper rifle...

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#261 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 18 August 2002 - 09:21 PM

...and snipes the tentacles, one by one, as they approach. The lake of molten silverware decides to use a new tactic, and reshapes itself into an alien battlecruiser. It begins firing at the lizard with its Killer Ray Cannon™, messing up the entire city as the lizard keeps dodging. Eventually, it gets bored with the lizard and decides to shoot at...

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#262 Slug

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Posted 19 August 2002 - 12:44 AM

a...

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#263 Patrick

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Posted 19 August 2002 - 10:24 PM

...tumbleweed which was blowing around nearby. The tumbleweed and half the city are annihilated in the explosion...

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#264 Slug

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Posted 19 August 2002 - 11:14 PM

...in which a busload of japanese tourists escape while screaming "This is why I left Tokyo!"

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#265 Patrick

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Posted 19 August 2002 - 11:48 PM

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The tourists flee for the countryside and the lizard jumps on top of the bus...

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#266 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 20 August 2002 - 01:14 AM

...which is completely empty, including drivers, due to the tourists leaving. The lizard climbs down and goes inside through one of the open windows on the ancient bus, and starts it up. His new war machine, smoke pouring out from the bottom due to it being extremely old, chugs off across the deserts outside of Venice. The lizard decides to settle the score with his old enemy, named...

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#267 Dan-D-Man

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Posted 20 August 2002 - 10:45 AM

...Mergatroid, who just happens to come walking out of a nearby alley, stashing bags of powder in his pockets. The lizard flicks its tail, waiting for the right moment, when...

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#268 Overrider720

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Posted 20 August 2002 - 11:01 AM

someone who really hates lizards....

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#269 Slug

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Posted 20 August 2002 - 04:49 PM

summons Fagotaur, the rainbow evil power ranger! It's Morphin' Time!

Fagotaur rips apart the city while playing Simmons Excercise music as he does battle with the Zorg when all of a sudden...

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#270 Avatara

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Posted 20 August 2002 - 05:36 PM

...a bleary unnamed patron walks into 7-11 and orders a coffee.

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#271 Overrider720

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Posted 21 August 2002 - 08:48 AM

The guy goes across the street to order a donut from...

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#272 Dan-D-Man

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Posted 21 August 2002 - 02:52 PM

...Ye Olde Coffee Shope, which is a false front for a massive illegal chocolate smuggling opperation into Kazakstan, to avoid Belgium taxes. Right in the center of their warehouse there suddenly appears...

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#273 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 21 August 2002 - 03:16 PM

...a furry, glowing pink demon with five arms and three heads! The three heads roar simultaneously, except for one which purrs. The other two look at it confusedly for a moment. Two of the shoulders shrug, and the demon chases all nearby people out of the shop. It smells chocolate, and begins ravenously eating from one of the many crates.

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#274 Overrider720

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Posted 21 August 2002 - 08:17 PM

OV trys to stop the monster but is gobbled up, like anyone else who tries to stop it, so IV is trapped in the belly of the monster and....

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#275 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 21 August 2002 - 09:50 PM

...says, "Hey, cool, free chocolate!" Pieces of chocolate are falling everywhere in the stomach, so OV eats some.

The monster grows to a massive size from all of the chocolate, and eventually has eaten it all. By now, it's become crazed with a desire for chocolate, and sets off into the city searching for more.

Meanwhile, a certain sentient highway in the middle of a desert is starting to wake up from the constant traffic noises...

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