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Posted 05 August 2002 - 02:15 PM

OV shoots down the evil Tell-A-Story charachters. "Die and burn evil tell-a-story charachte"rs

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Posted 05 August 2002 - 02:45 PM

While gulping down cheese, Shrout swalows the Respawn Crystle™, causing his body to turn blue.

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Posted 05 August 2002 - 02:49 PM

"Uh oh, Shrout's blue! What are we going to do Dan?"



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Posted 05 August 2002 - 08:08 PM

Blood Eagle tries to perform CPR on Shrout, but ended up turning blue as well. It seems that it's contagious...

"I'll sue whoever made that Reeeesp...awn cry...staaaaaaa....."

Thud.

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Posted 05 August 2002 - 10:12 PM

OV pulls out his Blue reversal ray and starts shooting Blood and Shrout, "Uh oh, they've turned into Smurffs! Now what?

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Posted 05 August 2002 - 11:11 PM

Suddenly, from absolutely nowhere, a biologist appears in front of the Smurffs. "Wow! I've never seen such... strange creatures."

"Hrm. By the way, new joke. What do you get when you cross an aardvark, a chicken, a python, an elephant, and a diplodocus? A Smurff!"

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Posted 06 August 2002 - 08:19 AM

Shrout1 runs around - now a crazy little smurf. He grabs scuba gear and starts swimmin in the cheese!

Suddeny, out of nowhere, a huge pool full of Jell-O falls from the sky, perfectly filling 1 pool sized hole that was there for no real good reason.

"Cannonball!"

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Posted 06 August 2002 - 10:19 AM

Bill Gates™ appears, sitting of a couch made of Jello™ and holding something that looks like a joystick, and uses it to controll the movememts of the smurfs. DanMan™ scoops up a nearby cheese ball, aims carefully, and...

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Posted 06 August 2002 - 01:50 PM

Bill gates yanks the joystick, and suddenly a scuba-diving Smurf flings itself from the cheese-puddle and swoops up into the path of the cheeseball. Bill Gates then...

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Posted 07 August 2002 - 10:59 AM

...starts to laugh as the smurf is killed by the cheese, but is struck from behind by overrider with a thick lawsuit for the Respawn Crystle™ incident. He falls head first into the Jello...

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Posted 07 August 2002 - 11:39 AM

He then uses his evil powers to summon his minions... Out from the cheese come lawyers, Mickey mouse and an AOL/Time Warner executive... All coated in cheese!

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Posted 07 August 2002 - 04:47 PM

Shrout (still a smurf) cries out desperately to the alliance for help.
Tumble weed starts to roll across the screen, but gets stuck in the cheese
Bill Gates laughs, saying "No one can get throught my "Cheese 2000 NT"™ system!!!

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Posted 07 August 2002 - 07:16 PM

Look out, gates! I have a knob and i'm NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!

it's not about size……it's how you use it

{hits himself} No time for philosophy! Yahghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Die, Fridgid Dork!

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Posted 07 August 2002 - 08:17 PM

Somehow, Blood Eagle regenerates in front of Shrout1, back in human...er...Salrilian form. He says, "Cool! My device works!" And starts transforming everybody he can see into Smurffs.

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Posted 08 August 2002 - 08:27 AM

Shrout1 finds a Salrillian Assualt trooper suit and puts it on. He walks up to gates, who is seated on a bench. He is just about to strike when the bench starts levitating... And Bill Gates swoops high above the battlefield to control his minions...

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Posted 08 August 2002 - 10:05 AM

The Alliance arrives in full force, jumping off of transports and brandishing weapons. Immediately, the Jello and cheese starts to swirl together creating a monster whirlpool. The alliance is more focused on blowing Bill Gates™ to high hell, Men In Black style, not noticing...

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Posted 08 August 2002 - 10:43 AM

The Swirl Monsters start closing in. OV grabs a 55-K Assault Blaster(®) and starts blasting the menaces back to the hole they crawled from

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Posted 08 August 2002 - 09:04 PM

Blood Eagle takes his high-tech transforming device and starts shooting the Swirl Monsters with blue laser beams.

"Omigod! I've turned them into Loxzers!"

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Posted 08 August 2002 - 09:31 PM

"Not Loxzers!" OV yells as he rains down some heavy fire on the beasts. Outside the bar something started to happen though...

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Posted 09 August 2002 - 07:15 AM

Then they all turn to boxers! Everyone is confused while Bill Gates's menacing laugh looms above...

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Posted 09 August 2002 - 09:34 AM

Everyone aims their weapons at Bill Gates and starts firing at his head.

"Ha! You cannot kill me! I am a hologram sent out by my masters! The....

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Posted 09 August 2002 - 10:22 AM

But his stupid lies can not stop the giant energy balls from taking off his head. It falls unceremoniously into a pair of boxers, when all of a sudden the smurfs start to...

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Posted 09 August 2002 - 03:44 PM

Chop the head in to tiny bits. Meanwhile...

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Posted 09 August 2002 - 10:08 PM

A Loxzer was wreaking havoc in the kitchen, scattering pots and pans everywhere. Suddenly, it became deathly silent...

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Posted 10 August 2002 - 12:48 AM

Could someone please check the expriation date on these transmogrifiers?
[pulls off fake skin] Geez!

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