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#1 Stryker

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Posted 16 April 2003 - 06:58 PM

Help the microwave is smoking, ahhhhhhhhh! Time for us to run ahhhhh! Goddamn brother second time this week.

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Posted 16 April 2003 - 07:03 PM

It was your brain he put in the microwave, wasn't it?

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#3 CountryBumpkin

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Posted 16 April 2003 - 07:42 PM

I think he put sausage in the microwave

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#4 Azeroth

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Posted 16 April 2003 - 08:47 PM

He put aluminum in the microwave. ANd if its smoking, sitting there and posting about it on the webboards is on the list of dumb things to do.

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#5 Stryker

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Posted 16 April 2003 - 09:24 PM

I need suggestions on how to put out the fire its spread to about half the house!

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Posted 16 April 2003 - 10:21 PM

You know, get Nicoderm CQ. I hear that helps someone quit smoking in under a month. And you can step down patches. Your microwave should be fine soon enough.

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#7 dude3

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Posted 16 April 2003 - 10:54 PM

Throw it in some water. But make sure it's still plugged in.

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Posted 16 April 2003 - 11:13 PM

Take off all of your clothes and leap into the fire, that'll scare it out if nothing else. Posted Image

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Posted 17 April 2003 - 05:33 PM

Quote

Originally posted by dude3:
Throw it in some water. But make sure it's still plugged in.

I'm gonna have to agree, but be sure to throw in some gum wrappers too.

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Posted 18 April 2003 - 02:01 PM

put a chicken in it.

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#11 moonunit4eva

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Posted 18 April 2003 - 11:28 PM

And an popsicle.

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Posted 19 April 2003 - 04:46 PM

Better yet, a chicken popsicle.

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Posted 20 April 2003 - 03:32 PM

How about some bills? That could be fun to see the little plastic bit melt all over the nicely printed bill address writing thingy.

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Posted 20 April 2003 - 05:20 PM

Just get some duct tape.

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Posted 20 April 2003 - 05:43 PM

Duct tape may be a bad idea in this situation, as it burns amazingly well.

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Posted 20 April 2003 - 06:32 PM

Someone is back. Posted Image

I guess you could try those plastic shopping bags, those should be able to smother the fire, if you have enough of them.

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Posted 20 April 2003 - 09:30 PM

Or you could just throw in some wood on it and have a minture campfire. Yum Marshmellows!

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Posted 20 April 2003 - 09:40 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Cphere:
Or you could just throw in some wood on it and have a minture campfire. Yum Marshmellows!

My english teacher wants you to try it this way.
"Or you could just throw in some wood and have a miniature campfire. Yum marshmallows!'

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Posted 20 April 2003 - 09:56 PM

Ahh! Essence of Bunting!
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Posted 20 April 2003 - 10:20 PM

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Posted 20 April 2003 - 10:27 PM

This will solve your problem:

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#22 forge

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Posted 20 April 2003 - 10:34 PM

#23 The Journalist

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Posted 21 April 2003 - 01:04 PM

Honestly, forge, where do you get this stuff?

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#24 Stryker

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Posted 21 April 2003 - 06:01 PM

Heh, I you can get stuff like this from the internet or you could just make it yourself, with a camera and your face.

I really should stop posting like this

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