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The Aerodynamic Qualities of Easy Cheese and deep-frozen chickens

#1 The Journalist

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Posted 03 April 2003 - 02:38 PM

Yesterday was the day. dude3, Jambo and i were exploring the aerodynamic abilites of different food. Exploring the freezer, we found a chicken that had been there for at least 4 years and played three-way catch with it, as well as with a large number of bags of peas. Amusingly enough, it was a game hen. Easy cheese is too stringy to fly at all. Although it is good on beef jerky. There was a burrito, meant to be microwaved, shall we say...past its prime. Good times...good times.

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Posted 03 April 2003 - 05:52 PM

And an unusual time was had by all.

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Posted 03 April 2003 - 06:34 PM

I would say it was good until the burrito became warm and started leaking all over our hands.

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Posted 03 April 2003 - 09:41 PM

You guys sound exactly like me and my friends. If thats a bad or good thing is debatable depending on who you are.

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Posted 03 April 2003 - 10:41 PM

I think it could go either way.

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Posted 03 April 2003 - 11:27 PM

Yes, I believe I just said that. Thank you for agreeing with me.

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Posted 03 April 2003 - 11:28 PM

Or both.

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Posted 03 April 2003 - 11:37 PM

Good point.

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Posted 03 April 2003 - 11:58 PM

What you have to do is go to a grocery store and set up a bunch of 2 liter bottles of Coke in the same manner as you would set up a set of bowling pins, at the end of one of the aisles. You then take a large, frozen turkey and slide it down the aisle, knocking down the bottles. See how long you can do it without being beaten severely and tossed out of the store. Great fun.
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Posted 04 April 2003 - 12:17 AM

I know! I love doing that, only I use a coconut rather than a chicken.

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Posted 04 April 2003 - 02:01 PM

Bad idea, everyone knows me at my local grocery store. And Jambo, yes.

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#12 moonunit4eva

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Posted 04 April 2003 - 06:14 PM

Where do you shop?

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Posted 04 April 2003 - 10:44 PM

IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!

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#14 moonunit4eva

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Posted 04 April 2003 - 10:54 PM

Not you, Journalist.

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Posted 05 April 2003 - 12:33 PM

HE SHOPS IN HELL ALSO!!!

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Posted 05 April 2003 - 05:28 PM

Raley's, sometimes Albertsons, but prefer Raley's.

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#17 moonunit4eva

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Posted 05 April 2003 - 07:41 PM

Yes, Raley's has better food than Albertson's. By a long shot!

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Posted 05 April 2003 - 11:52 PM

RALYS IS IN HELL!!!!!!!!

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Posted 05 April 2003 - 11:55 PM

Heh. I thought I had clicked on b&b, so when I saw this topic here I thought one of the mods had got wise and transported a typically idiotic trash talk topic for them to laugh at us at.

Oh well.

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Posted 05 April 2003 - 11:56 PM

Sounds like something one of them would do.

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Posted 06 April 2003 - 12:26 PM

Maybe....

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Posted 06 April 2003 - 12:27 PM

....we should all....

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#23 moonunit4eva

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Posted 06 April 2003 - 12:50 PM

JUST GET ALONG! Posted Image

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Posted 06 April 2003 - 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by moonunit4eva:
I know! I love doing that, only I use a coconut rather than a chicken.

You should try a watermelon. Those seem to roll rather well.

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