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#1 User is offline   Limax 

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Posted 01 April 2003 - 11:39 PM

The University I'll be attending next year has this as it's mascot:
limax columbianus
or
Banana Slug

A million points if you can guess which university.

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Posted 02 April 2003 - 12:09 AM

UC Santa Cruz?
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Posted 02 April 2003 - 12:18 AM

I think we have a winner.

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Posted 02 April 2003 - 01:16 AM

Yup, that wasn't too hard.

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Posted 02 April 2003 - 09:04 AM

what do the points count for?

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Posted 02 April 2003 - 06:11 PM

Free Hershey's t-shirts.

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Posted 02 April 2003 - 08:28 PM

Are they tasty?

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Posted 02 April 2003 - 09:37 PM

Yes, I just ate a whole box of knup knups.

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Posted 03 April 2003 - 12:18 AM

Do I want to know?

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Posted 03 April 2003 - 09:14 AM

I dont see why you wouldn't

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Posted 03 April 2003 - 10:18 PM

Because I'm innocent, and have ears that haven't-actually, they have heard it all, so, go ahead.

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Posted 03 April 2003 - 11:33 PM

Well then, let your ears feast on the fact that knup-knups are stuffed toys from EVNova and I ordered a whole box of them. Then, in my rabid and rampaging hunger, I ate every one of them. They tasted good and I ordered some more. Furthermore, I think I might be a person who goes by the alias on Ambrosia web boards of Azeroth. Freaky, huh?

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Posted 03 April 2003 - 11:43 PM

Ya. I think that Alias is a good TV show.

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Posted 03 April 2003 - 11:49 PM

Gee, thats super.
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Posted 04 April 2003 - 12:05 AM

Spiffy!

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Posted 04 April 2003 - 09:04 AM

spock!
spock!
spock!
spock!

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Posted 04 April 2003 - 02:28 PM

spank!
spank!
spank!

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Posted 04 April 2003 - 06:16 PM

Ouch!

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Posted 05 April 2003 - 12:35 PM

spank spock!
spank spock!
spank spock!
spank spock!

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Posted 05 April 2003 - 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by Limax:
The University I'll be attending next year has this as it's mascot:
limax columbianus
or
Banana Slug

A million points if you can guess which university.


Hmmm, sounds like you have a bit of a slug fixation...
Two questions spring to mind, what are you going to study there, and what do the vending machines on campus specialise in...?

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Posted 05 April 2003 - 04:22 PM

Alias is a good TV show. Not that this has anything to do with the topic, but uh... that always seems to be the case anyway.

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Posted 05 April 2003 - 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by Azeroth:
spank spock!
spank spock!
spank spock!
spank spock!



don't read this!
don't read this!
don't read this!


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Posted 05 April 2003 - 07:46 PM

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Originally posted by Moonshadow:
Alias is a good TV show. Not that this has anything to do with the topic, but uh... that always seems to be the case anyway.


Thank you! You know, I actually star on the show. My name's Jennifer. Posted Image


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Posted 06 April 2003 - 12:17 AM

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Thank you!   You know, I actually star on the show.  My name's Jennifer.   Posted Image




So Jenny (it is all right if I call you Jenny isn't it?) why is it that Daredevil was so dissapointing, I mean, its not to say that it isn't entertaining, and what not, but, well, let me ask you this Jen (OK with Jen too aren't you), what was your favorite part of a loganberry? What the heck am I asking you for, here I am asking Ayatollah J (It is fine for me to call you Ayatollah J isn't it?) what her favorite part of a Loganberry is and I haven't even discussed with her the price of buttermilk in Poland. I'm just a shmuck aren't I Georgie-boy (How about Georgie-boy? You still peachy keen?)...
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Posted 06 April 2003 - 12:26 PM

I fail to understand any of that. I think the pure randomness might have fried my Q circuts.

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