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hi, i m Zurg. I found this board a couple weeks ago, but seeing the low topic count promptly went to another forum. today i decided to check back here and actually read something. hey, this place sounds like fun. it is kinda dead, but i dont care, been around the evo board long enough to get used to it. i thought that maybe this board would be quite enough to start kinda building up the post count, also maybe i can help get some life back here. anyways i m here, i hope i will be a good contributer to this board.
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Posted 05 March 2003 - 09:51 PM
The first step to becoming a member here is to capitalize all of your "I"s.
Once you pass that test, I will say, "Welcome."
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Posted 05 March 2003 - 11:51 PM
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...i thought that maybe this board would be quite enough to start kinda building up the post count...
...i thought that maybe this board would be quite enough to start kinda building up the post count...
Psst, don't mention that to the mods!
Oops...
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Posted 06 March 2003 - 05:45 AM
Avatara was, sadly, dropped on his head as a child by a less than competent nanny. Don't worry about him though, he's a really nice guy.
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Posted 06 March 2003 - 05:08 PM
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The first step to becoming a member here is to capitalize all of your "I"s.
Once you pass that test, I will say, "Welcome."
The first step to becoming a member here is to capitalize all of your "I"s.
Once you pass that test, I will say, "Welcome."
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ok, there, I capitalize my i's
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Posted 06 March 2003 - 05:50 PM
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IIIIIIIIIIIIII
ok, there, I capitalize my i's
IIIIIIIIIIIIII
ok, there, I capitalize my i's
Welcome.
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Posted 06 March 2003 - 06:28 PM
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Avatara was, sadly, dropped on his head as a child by a less than competent nanny. Don't worry about him though, he's a really nice guy.
Avatara was, sadly, dropped on his head as a child by a less than competent nanny. Don't worry about him though, he's a really nice guy.
Actually, I didn't get dropped on my head, and I didn't have a nanny. I did drop a lava rock on my foot though when I was really young, but that doesn't explain my lack of functional thinking.
And yes, I'm a nice person, don't pay attention to all of those heads on pikes outside.
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Posted 07 March 2003 - 02:50 PM
Also, turn your "W"'s into "v"'s
Velcome.
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Posted 07 March 2003 - 05:19 PM
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And yes, I'm a nice person, don't pay attention to all of those heads on pikes outside.
And yes, I'm a nice person, don't pay attention to all of those heads on pikes outside.
And don't test those Pikes until they explode.
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Posted 07 March 2003 - 06:27 PM
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And don't test those Pikes until they explode.
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And don't test those Pikes until they explode.
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Low blow, dude. Very low blow and it's behind his back on a forum he doesn't visit. Sad, just sad.
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Posted 07 March 2003 - 07:17 PM
In the meantime, I'm sure we can make arrangements so that forge can be your tour guide.
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Posted 07 March 2003 - 11:59 PM
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Low blow, dude. Very low blow and it's behind his back on a forum he doesn't visit. Sad, just sad.
Low blow, dude. Very low blow and it's behind his back on a forum he doesn't visit. Sad, just sad.
Sorry
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Posted 08 March 2003 - 08:52 AM
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In the meantime, I'm sure we can make arrangements so that forge can be your tour guide.
In the meantime, I'm sure we can make arrangements so that forge can be your tour guide.
Maybe after I can walk again. It'd be rather annoying to crutch it around the forums with all the **** laying around.
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Posted 08 March 2003 - 03:59 PM
I'm sure we can find a wheelchair or a stroller for you to sit in, perhaps even an electronic self-moving one.
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Posted 08 March 2003 - 04:10 PM
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I'm sure we can find a wheelchair or a stroller for you to sit in, perhaps even an electronic self-moving one.
I'm sure we can find a wheelchair or a stroller for you to sit in, perhaps even an electronic self-moving one.
Can it have 4WD and high ground clearance?
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Posted 08 March 2003 - 06:22 PM
ABS, titanium studs in front, durasteel plating, you name it. I'm sure Sundered Angel will be more than willing to pay for it.
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Posted 08 March 2003 - 08:41 PM
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ABS, titanium studs in front, durasteel plating, you name it. I'm sure Sundered Angel will be more than willing to pay for it.
ABS, titanium studs in front, durasteel plating, you name it. I'm sure Sundered Angel will be more than willing to pay for it.
Can I get custom plates that read "PIERCED" for them?
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Posted 08 March 2003 - 09:16 PM
I think that would defeat the purpose
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Posted 08 March 2003 - 09:54 PM
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Sure, though the custom plates will cost a lot extra.
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Sure, though the custom plates will cost a lot extra.
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Posted 08 March 2003 - 09:59 PM
Try to remain inconspicuous; get a custom plate like "749-CRG".
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Posted 08 March 2003 - 10:06 PM
Should we get forge some dark sunglasses or would those seem out of place?
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Posted 08 March 2003 - 10:16 PM
That would make him uncomfortably imposing. So go ahead.
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Posted 09 March 2003 - 02:27 AM
Perhaps even black clothing, though that might not be as necessary. But yes, dark sunglasses, a cigar, and a shaved head (if it isn't already).
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Posted 09 March 2003 - 02:37 AM
And a very large hat. It would be large enough to instill fear in the enemy, yet small enough to show the shaved head.
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Posted 09 March 2003 - 02:46 AM
And perhaps a giant black weapon, just for effect.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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