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Posted 20 August 2002 - 03:35 PM

Un mille...

What do you mean don't post while drinking tea? Its perfectly fine, unless you spill it on the keyboard, causing an odd form of short curcuiting that writes random letters on your post.

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Posted 20 August 2002 - 09:11 PM

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Posted 21 August 2002 - 02:06 AM

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Un mille...

What do you mean don't post while drinking tea?  Its perfectly fine, unless you spill it on the keyboard, causing an odd form of short curcuiting that writes random letters on your post.


How do you know I'm not affected by sugar especially, or that somehow I burned myself and got really angry at the world in general? Or perhaps I was enjoying the tea so much that I wrote foolishly?

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Posted 21 August 2002 - 05:17 AM

I admit it. I am a drinker of tea.

Now all of you, wash out your mouths with soap before going to bed.

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Posted 21 August 2002 - 05:02 PM

Can we put the soap in our tea?

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Posted 21 August 2002 - 09:57 PM

Hmm. I'd like to ask permission to drink my tea inside the dishwasher while it's running, that should be exciting and get some soap in my tea.

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Posted 22 August 2002 - 06:38 AM

I said soap, Mag, not detergeant.

Tea is to be consumed adultered only by copious amounts of milk, in sufficient quantity to remove almost all brown from its colour.

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Posted 22 August 2002 - 06:50 AM

I remember one time we didn't have any earl grey, so I had to make do with english breakfast. Scary huh?

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Posted 22 August 2002 - 11:22 AM

Isn't detergent a form of soap? At any rate, I could put soap in instead of detergent, if it's not.

Now, if you're having the copious amounts of milk, you might as well stick with the copious amounts of milk. Milk alone is great, and adding tea can only make it worse.

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Posted 24 August 2002 - 03:23 AM

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Isn't detergent a form of soap? At any rate, I could put soap in instead of detergent, if it's not.


Detergent is significantly stronger, iirc.

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Posted 28 September 2002 - 03:16 PM

We are talking about soap, but why? Posted Image

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Posted 29 September 2002 - 03:55 PM

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We are talking about soap, but why?   Posted Image


Because it was generaly more acceptable than talking about my knob.

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Posted 30 September 2002 - 05:06 AM

Very definitely, forge.

And yes, there are a few chemical differences between detergeants and soaps, which cause the wonderful properties of "No scum, Mum!" and "Faster lather, Father!"

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Posted 01 October 2002 - 05:02 PM

Never heard those before, must be an Aussie thing...
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Posted 02 October 2002 - 06:13 AM

It's a 50s thing, actually. Can't you just see it printed on a gaudily coloured carboard detergeant box, with a smiling cartoon housewife on the front?

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Posted 02 October 2002 - 05:11 PM

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It's a 50s thing, actually. Can't you just see it printed on a gaudily coloured carboard detergeant box, with a smiling cartoon housewife on the front?


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Posted 03 October 2002 - 05:51 AM

Why forge! Are you implying some sort of connection between myself and 50s Cartoon Housewives?

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Posted 03 October 2002 - 06:21 PM

I knew different cultures had different traditions, but I have to admit I'm glad I don't live in Aussieland...

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Posted 03 October 2002 - 10:20 PM

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Why forge! Are you implying some sort of connection between myself and 50s Cartoon Housewives?


If you're thinking that I thought that you and 50s cartoon housewives getting it on would make a great topic...then you're wrong, I just like gaudily colored boxes.

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Posted 04 October 2002 - 02:22 AM

I am unaccountably relieved.

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Posted 05 October 2002 - 04:54 PM

After looking through a magazine, I found something that might satisfy your knob cravings. A Griffin PowerMate~ "A throbbing blue knob..."

I can draw a map of where you would find a throbbing blue knob... just click on the throbbing [url="http://"http://www.griffintechnology.com/products/powermate/"]knob[/url]. Posted Image

forge, does that help? Posted Image

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Posted 05 October 2002 - 06:41 PM

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After looking through a magazine, I found something that might satisfy your knob cravings. A Griffin PowerMate~ "A throbbing blue knob..."

I can draw a map of where you would find a throbbing blue knob... just click on the throbbing knob.   Posted Image

forge, does that help?   Posted Image


You know, after all these years of chatting with EVula and hanging out with him online I've heard damn well enough about Griffin and it's blasted products. Him and his blasted iMate and other schtuff... GRRRRRRRRRRR.

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Posted 05 October 2002 - 07:19 PM

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You know, after all these years of chatting with EVula and hanging out with him online I've heard damn well enough about Griffin and it's blasted products.  Him and his blasted iMate and other schtuff... GRRRRRRRRRRR.



well at least its a knob

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Posted 06 October 2002 - 06:59 AM

Somehow, I get the impression that when it comes to Griffin's products, forge couldn't really give a damn about how much of a knob it is...

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Posted 06 October 2002 - 10:48 AM

Knob or no knob, I don't care. It's still a knob.

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