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Posted 07 August 2002 - 07:31 PM

Is it bad if a chicken bites you?

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Posted 08 August 2002 - 07:40 AM

That depends. Are you a wuss or not?

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Posted 08 August 2002 - 08:22 AM

If it's rabid - yes.

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Posted 09 August 2002 - 05:02 AM

I'm not sure. It happens so rarely.

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Posted 09 August 2002 - 06:04 AM

I've never seen a rabid chicken. I thought only dogs could get rabies?

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Posted 09 August 2002 - 07:13 AM

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I've never seen a rabid chicken. I thought only dogs could get rabies?


That's what they told you, isn't it... DON'T BELEIVE... All lies...

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Posted 09 August 2002 - 03:03 PM

Rabid raccoons, rabid skunks, rabid cats, rabid humans... they are all real.

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Posted 09 August 2002 - 09:58 PM

If it had two heads and was foaming at the mouth it was a mutant rabid chiken.

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Posted 10 August 2002 - 12:51 AM

Has a chicken bitten you?

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Posted 10 August 2002 - 02:24 PM

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Has a chicken bitten you?



No, but he's going to.

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Posted 10 August 2002 - 03:07 PM

You could try setting it on fire, and hope it deep-fries it. A tasty dinner...

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Posted 11 August 2002 - 01:22 AM

Just pretend he's in a foctory farm and cut his beak off.
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Posted 11 August 2002 - 01:53 PM

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No, but he's going to.


What do you mean he's going to?

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Posted 11 August 2002 - 09:03 PM

Perhaps an evil chicken is plotting to steal a plane ticket, fly halfway around the world, and bite dude3?

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Posted 11 August 2002 - 09:41 PM

Your mission, if you chose to accept it, is to stop this evil chicken, and return it to intensive care at the local KFC. This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds...Good luck!

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Posted 13 August 2002 - 06:10 PM

The general rule is that anything that's warm-blooded can carry/transmit rabies. Chickens are warm-blooded so it's possible the chicken which bit you could've had rabies. Next question is whether or not the skin was broken, etc etc etc.

If it just bit you and didn't break the skin, don't worry.

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Posted 13 August 2002 - 07:21 PM

Chicken bites dont hurt too much. And if it tries to bite you you can always kick it. Most chickens won't bother though. (My family has 4 chickens.)

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Posted 13 August 2002 - 08:25 PM

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What do you mean he's going to?



Well, he hasn't yet. But I can tell that he will.

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Posted 14 August 2002 - 02:31 AM

I pity your chicken in advance, then.

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Posted 14 August 2002 - 04:30 PM

Dude 3 sits, frozen at computer, staring at chicken which is in front of his face...

<typing softly> "It's been here 3 days now and I can tell it is going to bite me soon... What do I do?"

And yeah, man, if it was foaming, it probably wasn't rabid. It probably just brushed its teeth.

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Posted 15 August 2002 - 11:58 PM

Remember when you chop the head off throw it immediately cause if you don't you'll get all dirty. I know from experiece.

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Posted 17 August 2002 - 11:21 PM

Do you think in the past chickens have killed many people via biting? It's intriguing... Rats killed plenty of people when they were isolated in the cities of the renaissance, so I can only imagine what a _chicken_ could do...

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Posted 18 August 2002 - 01:31 AM

Chickens have never had the same access to humans' homes that rats have had. A rat can get in through any small hole in the building, which they used to have plenty of, whereas a chicken needs a much larger hole and isn't exactly stealthy. Plus, chickens have always been kept on the farms.

I just had an interesting thought. In Hawaii, there are wild chickens, because some people have them fight and gamble on them there, and some escaped, eventually leading to a decent wild chicken population. So all chickens I've heard on started on farms and such. Hawaii is the only place I know of with wild chickens. So where did they come from in the first place? Not like they suddenly magically appeared on farms.

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Posted 18 August 2002 - 01:37 AM

They came from the egg.

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Posted 18 August 2002 - 10:46 AM

I got bitten by a fish once. Six times. Then I successfully kicked it out of the way.

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