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#26 User is offline   Joveia 

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Posted 10 June 2002 - 05:47 PM

Feel free to consider the Ares boards as a second home.

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Posted 10 June 2002 - 08:51 PM

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A truly beautiful way to take medication is to have it breathed in.  Unfortunately, most of it ends up going to the lungs.



Don't forget anally.

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Posted 10 June 2002 - 11:20 PM

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Don't forget anally.


The movie Dumbo drop pops in my head.....

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Posted 12 June 2002 - 03:09 PM

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Feel free to consider the Ares boards as a second home.


***forge sits down on Joveia's couch, puts his feet up on the coffee table, lets out a loud belch, drinks all the beer, has an accident on the floor, and hogs the remote.

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Posted 12 June 2002 - 04:57 PM

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***forge sits down on Joveia's couch, puts his feet up on the coffee table, lets out a loud belch, drinks all the beer, has an accident on the floor, and hogs the remote.



Wow you sound like the big brother I never had. I assume that is what my brother thinks of me....

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Posted 12 June 2002 - 05:08 PM

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Wow you sound like the big brother I never had. I assume that is what my brother thinks of me....


I actually watch very little TV, try to contain my bowel movement when not in a restroom or similar facility, rarely prop my feet upon anything other than my windowsill, and have no siblings at all.

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Posted 13 June 2002 - 05:37 AM

You do now. We are all brothers here.

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Posted 13 June 2002 - 06:36 AM

Indeed, one big, happy brotherhood.

Don't any sisters go and spoil it now.

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Posted 13 June 2002 - 07:55 AM

Of course not brother! All are welcome in the Brotherhood. Even females (provided they cover themselves appropriately.)

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Posted 13 June 2002 - 12:31 PM

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(provided they cover themselves appropriately.)


Ok, I'm out... Posted Image

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Posted 13 June 2002 - 01:16 PM

Oh, I only meant a loincloth.

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Posted 13 June 2002 - 01:47 PM

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Oh, I only meant a loincloth.


Still too much. Sorry.

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Posted 13 June 2002 - 04:15 PM

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Still too much.  Sorry.


Is it ok to assume that a tank top with spaghetti straps and short shorts isn't enough either?

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Posted 13 June 2002 - 05:23 PM

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Is it ok to assume that a tank top with spaghetti straps and short shorts isn't enough either?


It doesn't seem as though you're getting the point here: ANYTHING IS TOO MUCH Hehehe.

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Posted 13 June 2002 - 06:18 PM

Well, we couldn't put the loincloth on everyone.

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Posted 13 June 2002 - 08:34 PM

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Well, we couldn't put the loincloth on everyone.



Just a loincloth for me.

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Posted 14 June 2002 - 06:03 AM

Don't worry, Bob, you will find a loincloth is mandatory. Except for forge. In his case, a loincloth is considerably too little to protect our younger members' innocence.

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Posted 14 June 2002 - 08:00 AM

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Don't worry, Bob, you will find a loincloth is mandatory. Except for forge. In his case, a loincloth is considerably too little to protect our younger members' innocence.



forge would probably want to be naked since he's got a....something gauge.... I know he wants a four gauge.... ouch

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Posted 14 June 2002 - 03:59 PM

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forge would probably want to be naked since he's got a....something gauge.... I know he wants a four gauge.... ouch


I have a 10 gauge, I want to stretch up to a 4 gauge. I'm aiming for July 8th to taper up to an 8 gauge.

For a list of gauges and their respective sizes in inches and millimeters, go [url="http://"http://216.17.62.101/cgi-bin/glossary.exe?search=gauge"]here[/url].

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Posted 15 June 2002 - 01:10 AM

Note also:

gauge queen
A person who is either obsessed with stretching their piercings, or with showing off their many stretched piercings, is known as a gauge queen.


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Posted 15 June 2002 - 10:36 AM

Hmm... Interesting. Let's just say my opinions are floating on a bucket of cold water, unrecognisable and indistinct. I don't think that I'd get myself pierced, but of course my prediction =! truth, so that may in fact, be my destiny.

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Posted 15 June 2002 - 01:54 PM

Ahh! You've hijacked my topic! Please, just let it die a peaceful death.

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Posted 15 June 2002 - 02:10 PM

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Note also:

gauge queen
A person who is either obsessed with stretching their piercings, or with showing off their many stretched piercings, is known as a gauge queen.


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Yeah, I'm thinking about getting the shirt.

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Posted 17 June 2002 - 02:24 AM

You know, you're really odd forge. I'm not saying that as a compliment, just, you're really odd.

So is john kenneth lay. But that is an entirely different story.

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Posted 17 June 2002 - 11:37 AM

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You know, you're really odd forge.  I'm not saying that as a compliment, just, you're really odd.

So is john kenneth lay.  But that is an entirely different story.


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