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Ares Trash talk bar

#101 User is offline   Jimbob 

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Posted 31 December 2001 - 02:04 AM

Jimbob sneaks in and dumps toxic amounts of roach juice into all the pools. He then promptly runs and hide in the middle of the street. Posted Image

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Posted 31 December 2001 - 10:35 AM

OV propmtly shoots jim, "Never will that be allowed!!!!"

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Posted 31 December 2001 - 05:33 PM

Jimbob falls, and then is hit by a quick moving semi. He reincarnates and jumps in the coffe pool. Mmmmm, caffine! Posted Image

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Posted 01 January 2002 - 01:37 AM

Hey Jimbob, want some..... COFFEE!

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Posted 01 January 2002 - 05:36 AM

Punkster enters the bar, pink iBook in his hand. Looking around, he notices a strange absence of guatemalan fruit rhinoceroses. He goes up to the bar and orders a bowl, before settling down at a table with his iBook in front of him.

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Posted 01 January 2002 - 09:33 AM

Punks drink disappears, "sorry Punk, you can only drink from inside one of the pools"

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Posted 01 January 2002 - 09:53 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Overrider720:
Punks drink disappears, "sorry Punk, you can only drink from inside one of the pools"



Punkster thinks for a moment, before coming to the conclusion that it's strange when a drink that wasn't even there in the first place disappears...

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Posted 01 January 2002 - 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by Overrider720:
Punks drink disappears, "sorry Punk, you can only drink from inside one of the pools"


"You can only drink from inside the pools? Funny, that doesn't seem to be true," Shrout1 says as he takes a gulp from his drink. Then he takes another.

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Posted 01 January 2002 - 06:24 PM

I thought you said that earlier

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Posted 02 January 2002 - 11:29 AM

After a bad new year **VIPER** goes back to the coffe pool.

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Posted 02 January 2002 - 02:45 PM

what happened **VIPER**?

OV sees how long he can hold his breath in DP

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Posted 02 January 2002 - 07:01 PM

Why are you holding your breath? Just drink all of it!

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Posted 02 January 2002 - 07:48 PM

Holding your breath is fun, I want to see how long it takes me to passout Posted Image

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#114 User is offline   Shrout1 

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Posted 02 January 2002 - 11:12 PM

Hmmm, I see, maybe I'll try that with some coffee. Posted Image

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Posted 03 January 2002 - 02:55 PM

try it, so far i'm at 126 seconds and rising

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Posted 03 January 2002 - 08:14 PM

Jimbob gets out of the Cofee(!) and builds a Sprite pool and jumps into it. Caffine free bliss.

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Posted 03 January 2002 - 10:33 PM

All right, whatever. Just build whatever kind of pool you want, I think the coffee scaring away customers.

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Posted 04 January 2002 - 08:49 AM

OV pours some DP into the sprite pool

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Posted 07 January 2002 - 04:23 AM

Goes into bar and places a big jar on the table and fills it with coffe, DP, Pepsi, Coca Cola, Sprite and starts to shake it Posted Image

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Posted 07 January 2002 - 10:03 AM

Sandman wakes up and start to climb up from the coffe pool and walks to the bar and buys every one a beer and starts the Sandman ritual Posted Image

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Posted 07 January 2002 - 02:41 PM

/me performs Sandman ritual too - in time with Sandman Posted Image

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Posted 07 January 2002 - 02:53 PM

Hey VIPER, Captin Ginew from your clan, Helldogs, at MaG would like to drop out

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Posted 07 January 2002 - 06:22 PM

Jimbob trudges back in from the future with a G10. He proudly says: 300 gigaflops, 7 billion k modem, OS 20... and you thought the new iMacs were nice... Posted Image

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Posted 08 January 2002 - 06:39 AM

ops! i have forgoten to play on the MaG League


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Posted 08 January 2002 - 11:07 AM

Then let Ginew drop out the clan is going to hell anyway Posted Image

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