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Ares Trash talk bar

#1 User is offline   *Sandman* 

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Posted 21 November 2001 - 08:34 AM

Let's start a Ares Trash talk bar.....ill get the beer Posted Image


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Posted 21 November 2001 - 09:26 AM

And I get the porcupines. Let's play!

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Posted 21 November 2001 - 09:53 AM

me bangs my head on the wall and drinks a beer at the same time.

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Posted 21 November 2001 - 09:22 PM

"What's wrong with you guys?"

*Tosses 20oz Dr. Peppers to everyone in the bar*

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Posted 21 November 2001 - 10:34 PM

Captaintripps pour bourbon into his Dr. Riffic.
"Yech!"

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#6 User is offline   **VIPER** 

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Posted 24 November 2001 - 04:38 PM

Sandman how did you exactly bang your head against the wall and at the same time drink the beer???

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Posted 25 November 2001 - 12:51 PM

Jimbob walks in and indroduces Seirra Mist to the Skyblade-Brainwashed crew. They immediatly drop the inferior DP and gulp down the SM. Posted Image Posted Image

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Posted 26 November 2001 - 12:39 PM

It's easy to bang your head on a wall and drink a beer.....first you have to bang your head on the wall and at the same time you drink a beer.....I have tested it Posted Image

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Posted 26 November 2001 - 12:43 PM

Now thats what I call a good explenation..... NOT

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Posted 26 November 2001 - 12:45 PM

What? Posted Image

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Posted 26 November 2001 - 12:47 PM

hmm maybe you should stop drinking beer or maybe not bang your head against a wall.

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Posted 26 November 2001 - 12:49 PM

Me too dizzy and drunk to give you an real answer......

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Posted 27 November 2001 - 09:52 AM

well stop drinking like I said. And then give me a real answer.

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Posted 27 November 2001 - 09:54 AM

oh and the banging against wall cant be good for you small brain save whats left of it Posted Image

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#15 User is offline   *Sandman* 

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Posted 27 November 2001 - 10:01 AM

So? who cares

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Posted 29 November 2001 - 10:17 AM

Aben Zin walks in, pulls out a fusion pistol, shoots *Sandman* and steals his drink.

Well... Someone's gotta...

Az

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Posted 29 November 2001 - 02:03 PM

Temporal walks in from the ev nova board

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Posted 30 November 2001 - 07:51 AM

Well as long as Sandman is gone I guess I'll can propose a toast to thah. Just a little bad humor from me Posted Image

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Posted 30 November 2001 - 08:58 AM

after recovering from the shoting thing he returns to the bar and buys a beer and start to bang the head against the wall and drinks a beer again Posted Image

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Posted 02 December 2001 - 12:01 AM

Suddenly a man runs from the door on the left side of the room, drinking a beer, and slams head first into the wall, falling unconcious on the ground, while sub-conciously finishing his drink.

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Posted 03 December 2001 - 10:23 AM

.....AHAAAA!!!
I'm not alone Posted Image

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Posted 08 December 2001 - 10:42 AM

I won't let you die! Yells Shrout1, grabbing defibrilators and sticking them on the bar. Theres an electronic whir, and he yells "Clear!"; the defibrilators fire. There is a blip on the heart monitor - it goes right back to a flat droning tone. "NO!" he yells, and "Clear!"; the defibrilators fire again, but nothing seems to happen.....

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Posted 09 December 2001 - 12:16 PM

Try to give him some more beer Shrout1 Posted Image

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#24 User is offline   *Sandman* 

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Posted 10 December 2001 - 10:25 AM

Sandman wakes up and screams: DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT BEER!!?!

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Posted 10 December 2001 - 11:17 AM

Yes but it ain't free Posted Image

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