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My friend and I have been having an argument: Is Han Solo (from Star Wars) a robot? I've been losing sleep over this. He says he has photographic evidence, but I have yet to see it.
I figured people around here would have some sort of knowledge in this area. Intelligent reasoning not required in replies.
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Posted 09 April 2002 - 05:47 PM
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Posted 09 April 2002 - 06:19 PM
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Posted 09 April 2002 - 06:53 PM
Everyone is a robot.
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Posted 09 April 2002 - 10:56 PM
He's not a robot, but he is composed entirely of cheese.
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Posted 10 April 2002 - 05:52 AM
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Originally posted by dude3:
My friend and I have been having an argument: Is Han Solo (from Star Wars) a robot? I've been losing sleep over this. He says he has photographic evidence, but I have yet to see it.
I figured people around here would have some sort of knowledge in this area. Intelligent reasoning not required in replies.
My friend and I have been having an argument: Is Han Solo (from Star Wars) a robot? I've been losing sleep over this. He says he has photographic evidence, but I have yet to see it.
I figured people around here would have some sort of knowledge in this area. Intelligent reasoning not required in replies.
Han Solo is a robot about as much as my hand is shortlisted to win the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor.
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Posted 10 April 2002 - 06:43 AM
You know, I think that has to be the most unintentionally bizarre question I've ever seen here. The man deserves a prize.
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Posted 10 April 2002 - 07:01 AM
or an acronym
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Posted 10 April 2002 - 01:55 PM
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Posted 10 April 2002 - 06:28 PM
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You know, I think that has to be the most unintentionally bizarre question I've ever seen here. The man deserves a prize.
You know, I think that has to be the most unintentionally bizarre question I've ever seen here. The man deserves a prize.
I gladly accept my award. I would like to thank Satan for doing evil in the world, and my mom for doing my dad.
Actually, the bizarre part is that this really came up in conversation. We arguing about if carbonite would kill someone. I pointed out that Han Solo didn't die, and he said that Han was a robot. I said a robot would short-circuit, but he said there was lithium in the carbonite. I said a lithium battery-powered robot couldn't feel emotion, and it spiraled into stupidity from there.
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Posted 10 April 2002 - 07:50 PM
Well, here's my post on the Ares boards for this year...
You need to get laid.
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I've been losing sleep over this.
I've been losing sleep over this.
You need to get laid.
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Posted 10 April 2002 - 07:57 PM
I think it spiraled into bizarre stupidity, but started stupidly.
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I said a lithium battery-powered robot couldn't feel emotion, and it spiraled into stupidity from there.
I said a lithium battery-powered robot couldn't feel emotion, and it spiraled into stupidity from there.
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Posted 10 April 2002 - 07:57 PM
Han Solo is not a robot. I have read the lastest Star Wars books and two of his kids are dead already. So ha! The universe will die! (P.S. Please don't think of me as a huge star wars fan, just a person that likes the star wars books).
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Posted 10 April 2002 - 08:36 PM
It makes you wonder how they engineered a robot that can have kids... 
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Posted 10 April 2002 - 10:01 PM
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I gladly accept my award. I would like to thank Satan for doing evil in the world, and my mom for doing my dad.
I gladly accept my award. I would like to thank Satan for doing evil in the world, and my mom for doing my dad.
Sounds oddly familiar... But I guess it couldn't be a paraphrased snip of Justin's acceptance speech for Tool's grammy, because that would be just plain silly.
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Posted 11 April 2002 - 03:40 PM
A Robot!!?
Of course he's not a robot. Han solo is a hard light hologram. Surely everybody knows this
! Either that or he drinks 120 cups of coffee a day. How else could someone survive the carbonite job...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Of course he's not a robot. Han solo is a hard light hologram. Surely everybody knows this
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 11 April 2002 - 06:16 PM
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Sounds oddly familiar... But I guess it couldn't be a paraphrased snip of Justin's acceptance speech for Tool's grammy, because that would be just plain silly.
Sounds oddly familiar... But I guess it couldn't be a paraphrased snip of Justin's acceptance speech for Tool's grammy, because that would be just plain silly.
Damn. I thought nobody would catch me. But it's such a snappy line...
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Posted 11 April 2002 - 06:54 PM
Just so you know, the "friend" is NOT me.
Just out of curiosity, what's the current vote count, dude3?
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Just out of curiosity, what's the current vote count, dude3?
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Posted 12 April 2002 - 07:11 PM
I will start referring to this friend as "Clint", because that's what his name is.
The current vote count is approximately a bazillion to 5. You'd think that would be enough, but he still says he has pictures. I can't see them though, because it's packed in a box filled with documents that prove he's right in stupid arguments.
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The current vote count is approximately a bazillion to 5. You'd think that would be enough, but he still says he has pictures. I can't see them though, because it's packed in a box filled with documents that prove he's right in stupid arguments.
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Posted 13 April 2002 - 02:50 PM
You have a habit of telling these people about people at school. Why, oh, why.
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You have a habit of telling these people about people at school. Why, oh, why.
You have a habit of telling these people about people at school. Why, oh, why.
What is anyone gonna do? Come to Thomas Jefferson High School in Topeka, Kansas and look for us? Whoops.
Anyway, we've moved onto new and more idiotic things. Thanks to everyone for posting their insignificant opinions.
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