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*News flash*

In another shocking scandal today, over 5000 reporters have lost their jobs after the uncovering of a coordinated smear campaign against Angel International Industries, the world's foremost provider of employment to developing countries and Belgium, and saviour of the discerning trout consumer after the recent trout crisis.

While some media workers will no doubt be rehabilitated, it is likely that many will never work in the industry again. Harry Cooper, lead anchor for CNN International, had this to say: "It is truly sad times when the press cannot be looked to for the truth in matters. This case merely strengthens my resolve to make sure my reports are the truth, the full truth, and nothing but the truth."

More on this breaking story on the news at 6.

From: Security Directorate, Angel International Industries Ltd™
To: Geneva Headquarters, Angel International Industries Ltd™
Stamp: Terrorist Activity
Priority: Class 3
The Security Directorate is pleased to note the addition of a wing of dreadnought class warships to our "delicate situations" division, which have already destroyed several dozen vessels in ship-to-ship combat. Unfortunately, the terrorists seem to be waging a guerilla war, making it difficult to obtain a conclusive victory. More forces are being mustered to increase our deployment ratio from approximitely 7:1 to 12:1. Initial reports across the board are promising- though some resistance force does seem to have attacked an experimental "genetic solutions" facility resulting in damages in excess of $410 000 000 US. Individual theatre reports attached.

From: Geneva Headquarters, Angel International Industries Ltd™
To: Security Directorate, Angel International Industries Ltd™
Stamp: Terrorist Activity
Priority: Class 2
Force increase approved, individual reports received with commendation. The matter of purchasing the Royal Theatre of London is being investigated. Further funds are becoming available from our third world development projects, resulting in a net budget rise of 1.37%. No one can stop us now! Mu ha ha ha! Mu ha ha ha! Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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Sundered Angel,
The One and Only
Ares Webboard Moderator, and all-around Nice Guy