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Some of the best topics I've seen have a post rate 90% of their view rate, which means of course that 90% of the people who go there have posted. It is common sense that the maximum limit of views be 100%. I would like this worthless topic to have more posts than views, and this should be achieved any way possible.
May I suggest:
Posting twice every time you enter this topic.
Good content is optional.
More posts than views!
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Posted 03 June 2001 - 02:51 AM
Let me start us off...
I was walking along one day and I saw a man walking along... There was nothing particularly interesting about this man, there was lots of men walking along. My eye was drawn to him again and again as I was eating my ice-cream. He walked along the road, quite naturally. I was at a loss to know what was so interesting about him. Then suddenly...
*CRASH*
A car skidded along and killed him as he was walking along the road.
I was walking along one day and I saw a man walking along... There was nothing particularly interesting about this man, there was lots of men walking along. My eye was drawn to him again and again as I was eating my ice-cream. He walked along the road, quite naturally. I was at a loss to know what was so interesting about him. Then suddenly...
*CRASH*
A car skidded along and killed him as he was walking along the road.
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Posted 03 June 2001 - 11:40 PM
In the name of this I shall also reply.
To do it twice you need to wait a minute or two.
Meanwhile, that poor man who got so horribly whacked revealed why he was so interesting. That liquid pouring out of the gash in his body was most definitly not blood, and as far as anyone knows, bones are not metallic...
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Madness takes it's toll; Please have exact change.
To do it twice you need to wait a minute or two.
Meanwhile, that poor man who got so horribly whacked revealed why he was so interesting. That liquid pouring out of the gash in his body was most definitly not blood, and as far as anyone knows, bones are not metallic...
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Posted 04 June 2001 - 01:21 AM
Sorry people, but we're losing the fight against the Viewers. 4:12 last I saw.
Anyway, this man.. did I mention him? Come closer will you... This man was definately not human. Did I mention that? Oh I have. Anyway this guy, or should I say man... did I mention he looked kind of like a street thug? Maybe that's why I kept looking at him... gee nothing seems to make sense now... but it made sense... a long time ago... did I mention when it happend? I suppose not. Damn, I would have like to mention that. Oh well... Wait, I can mention it now can't I? Yes I can it seems... that's cool.
Anyway, this man.. did I mention him? Come closer will you... This man was definately not human. Did I mention that? Oh I have. Anyway this guy, or should I say man... did I mention he looked kind of like a street thug? Maybe that's why I kept looking at him... gee nothing seems to make sense now... but it made sense... a long time ago... did I mention when it happend? I suppose not. Damn, I would have like to mention that. Oh well... Wait, I can mention it now can't I? Yes I can it seems... that's cool.
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Posted 04 June 2001 - 01:25 AM
As I was saying... wasn't I? Yes I was. Where did I get up to in my story? Up to the man getting hit by the car... ahh yesss, it's all coming back to me...
*Change of scene, CA is sitting in a cafe eating an icecream. He is looking outside the window, (BTW this is in black and white) and suddenly the man screams as he is hit by the car.*
Now, where was I? Oh there, ok yes... I have mentioned this before haven't I? yes, several times. Ok, that's cool. Cough, now, hey did I just say cough? yes I did, sorry daft thing to say that. Anyway, where was I? Over there, ok just let me get back on topic...
*Change of scene, CA is sitting in a cafe eating an icecream. He is looking outside the window, (BTW this is in black and white) and suddenly the man screams as he is hit by the car.*
Now, where was I? Oh there, ok yes... I have mentioned this before haven't I? yes, several times. Ok, that's cool. Cough, now, hey did I just say cough? yes I did, sorry daft thing to say that. Anyway, where was I? Over there, ok just let me get back on topic...
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Posted 04 June 2001 - 02:04 AM
As a Moderator, I don't really have to worry about chat flooding.
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Posted 04 June 2001 - 02:04 AM
See?
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Posted 04 June 2001 - 02:05 AM
Anyway, this seems to be an interesting idea, but I might lock it eventually. Especially if it doesn't work. 
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Posted 04 June 2001 - 03:34 AM
[9:16 now]
Anyway, where was I... oh yes, the scene of the crime.. was it a crime? I don't think so... actually it was kind of an accident... atleast I think... I mean, pretty suspcicious accident... the car didn't even try not to hit the man... is that murder? I'm not sure. Where was I? The time of the crime? It wasn't a crime, sorry. I'll remember that fact in my future posts. The time.. damn, what's the time now? Time to end this post I feel.
Anyway, where was I... oh yes, the scene of the crime.. was it a crime? I don't think so... actually it was kind of an accident... atleast I think... I mean, pretty suspcicious accident... the car didn't even try not to hit the man... is that murder? I'm not sure. Where was I? The time of the crime? It wasn't a crime, sorry. I'll remember that fact in my future posts. The time.. damn, what's the time now? Time to end this post I feel.
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Posted 04 June 2001 - 03:37 AM
[10:16 now]
Where was I? oh yes, the time. i need the time. The watch on my computer doesn't even work now. Not good enough I say. They should make better watches. In fact the entire system of time needs to be revised.. how does this sound?
100 seconds = minute
100 minutes = hour
10 hours = day.
10 months = year.
Just adjust the seconds to be a little shorter an you're a-ok.
Oops... I've wondered off topic...
Where was I? oh yes, the time. i need the time. The watch on my computer doesn't even work now. Not good enough I say. They should make better watches. In fact the entire system of time needs to be revised.. how does this sound?
100 seconds = minute
100 minutes = hour
10 hours = day.
10 months = year.
Just adjust the seconds to be a little shorter an you're a-ok.
Oops... I've wondered off topic...
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Posted 04 June 2001 - 03:35 PM
I would say that this topic is utterly pointless.
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Posted 04 June 2001 - 04:05 PM
I concur. But this is Trash Talk and this topic isn't particularly offensive, so I'll let it be.
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Posted 04 June 2001 - 09:08 PM
Yes, at present, 214 replies, 52 views. That's >400%
Course, the topic might just be older than the "views" column, but we can't be bothered about that.
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Posted 05 June 2001 - 12:03 AM
I'm really lonely, i have no freinds, its late at night, my typing is better since last time i have visited boards, please let me join in?
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Posted 05 June 2001 - 12:05 AM
Come on please!! Why wont you let me join in!!! I get really mad when poeple ignore me!! Ok fine i was lieing, but still you should let me join in, its not nice not to, you guys are being mean, im leaving........ok fine im not leaving, but i will if you dont let me in!! ::sniffle:; I'm telling my mommy........
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Posted 05 June 2001 - 01:30 AM
Yeah I guess it's pointless, but I hate it when that's all people say about it! Zodiac, if I was a mod, I would... ehh... sure you can join in Death Val! Hey, Spamo, I don't like
you not posting more than once. It's now 18:30, do we want this?
Hey anyway, this guy was actually not a guy. He was a kind of hybrid person... oh I can hear footsteps.. sorry gtg!
you not posting more than once. It's now 18:30, do we want this?
Hey anyway, this guy was actually not a guy. He was a kind of hybrid person... oh I can hear footsteps.. sorry gtg!
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Posted 05 June 2001 - 01:34 AM
What was I on about? Oh yeah, here's a television programme from the year 2050... watch
3:00 Hansel and gretel goes to a village where no one wear's any clothes.
3:30 The Naked Chef is performed by a naked chef.
4:00 An hour of Sex and the City uncut!
5:00 Commercial Hour
6:00 The Simpson's, Bart meets girl [censored.]
6:30 Repeat of old Simpson's.
7:00 Watch people eating dinner.
7:30 Reality TV for 3 hours
10:30 Old movie time: Striptease
This program pretty much reflects what it will be like if standards drop as much as they have been doing since the 50s.
3:00 Hansel and gretel goes to a village where no one wear's any clothes.
3:30 The Naked Chef is performed by a naked chef.
4:00 An hour of Sex and the City uncut!
5:00 Commercial Hour
6:00 The Simpson's, Bart meets girl [censored.]
6:30 Repeat of old Simpson's.
7:00 Watch people eating dinner.
7:30 Reality TV for 3 hours
10:30 Old movie time: Striptease
This program pretty much reflects what it will be like if standards drop as much as they have been doing since the 50s.
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Posted 05 June 2001 - 03:09 AM
Now now, you're going to have to do better than that if you want more posts than views.
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