Dear Sluggy: week two

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Dear Sluggy: week two

#26 Slug

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Posted 03 November 2000 - 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by Avatara:
Who doesn't register, imitates people poorly, pisses off Sargatanus a lot (occasionally you), and is trying to fit in his spaceship?

--Me

You're Rebel/Sumo??!!! (couldn't resist Posted Image

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#27 Slug

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Posted 03 November 2000 - 06:44 PM

Dear Governer Darkk:

Darvonsal is to humans what the earth Hitler was to Aryans.

Slug

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#28 Idiot_box

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Posted 04 November 2000 - 02:45 PM

Dear Sluggy,

If salt on a wound hurts humans, what does it do to Salrilians (and forgive me if I have misspelled the name of your species.)

Signed,

Sadistic Worm

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#29 Slug

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Posted 04 November 2000 - 09:33 PM

Dear Sadistic Worm:

Salt in the Wounds of a Gaitori leads to heartburn,
Salt in the wounds of an Ishiman makes their fur frizzy,
Salt in the wounds of an Elejeetian.... um....thingy
Salt in the wounds of a Salrilian makes him thirsty.

Slug

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#30 Idiot_box

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Posted 05 November 2000 - 04:28 PM

Dear Sluggy,

I seem to have stumbled into this universe. Where is Durandal or that psychotic UESC Marine? Furthermore, how do I get back? And why does my fusion pistol now have the ability to take out small destroyers?

Signed,

BOB #14050069934

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#31 Slug

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Posted 05 November 2000 - 09:15 PM

Dear Bob:

Sorry, the last bus to an alternate universe left just a few hours ago.

Sluggy

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#32 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 05 November 2000 - 10:36 PM

Dear wise and honorable Sluggy:

Why did you let Darvonsol kill you like that?

Darkk, who respects you in your death, if too late to in your life

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#33 Slug

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Posted 05 November 2000 - 11:49 PM

Dear Darkk:

I was getting sick of the RPG. All these "me too" admirals and "my super ship can beat your super ship" people are getting on my nerves. It's no longer who can write to most epic battles but who can type the most zeroes on their ship specs. Posted Image

Slug

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#34 McCloud Hays

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Posted 06 November 2000 - 03:02 AM

Dear Sluggy;

Can you tell me why nobody in your universe can turn into animals?

-Ax, Andalite Cadet

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#35 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 06 November 2000 - 10:30 AM

It's always been like that, Slug. It's actually better now. You should have seen Cicion and Darkk in the old days...

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Posted 06 November 2000 - 01:09 PM

#37 Avatara

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Posted 06 November 2000 - 05:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Slug:
Dear Darkk:

I was getting sick of the RPG. All these "me too" admirals and "my super ship can beat your super ship" people are getting on my nerves. It's no longer who can write to most epic battles but who can type the most zeroes on their ship specs.

--Not telling

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#38 Idiot_box

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Posted 07 November 2000 - 04:24 AM

Wise, Honorable, and Intelligent Slug,

Can a Human, Salrilian, or Ishiman be paranoid of paranoia, know that they're paranoid, and yet be completely sane (relative to his/her species, of course)? Or would that paradox in and of itself cause them to be insane?

Yours,

Print Name Here:_______________

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#39 Slug

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Posted 07 November 2000 - 06:57 PM

Dear _______________

While you may have a strange name, you have a point there. My dead brain is going insane - oh wait, I am insane. I had to be if I sacraficed my life just to spite Sargaatanus.

Slug

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#40 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 07 November 2000 - 09:21 PM

Dear wise and honourable Sluggy:

How many campbells does it take to eat a llama?

- Curious

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#41 Pyro

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Posted 07 November 2000 - 09:37 PM

Dear sluggy,

What would a salarian do to some one who cheated at ares?
Also what does the ocular ner predict about the future of ares in terms of cheaters?

Cheat crusader

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#42 Slug

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Posted 07 November 2000 - 09:42 PM

Dear Cheat Crusader:

We know there will no longer be a cheat topic that survives the Brotherhood of Opression, also known as the Moderators.

Slug

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Those who make up the rules, do not play the game. We, however, do.
-Imperial Captain Alexi Darvonsal
StarLance

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