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Alas, none of you have seen the Homeworld Light. Down with Ares!!!!!!!
Anyone Know any Jokes?
#1 Guest_Xyrus_*
Posted 26 January 2000 - 06:38 PM
Hi, I'm the real unpopular Xyrus, who started the Ares Sucks Campaign(Its offical title). I hate Ares, but if anyone knows any jokes, i would like to hear them for a laugh
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Alas, none of you have seen the Homeworld Light. Down with Ares!!!!!!!
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Posted 26 January 2000 - 09:31 PM
If you ask me, your presence on this forum is a joke.
BTW, I've played homeworld. Yeah, it's pretty damn cool, but Ares has an editor coming out, so I'll be able to make a campaign for it.
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In the next world war,
In a jack-knifed Juggernaut,
I am born again.
BTW, I've played homeworld. Yeah, it's pretty damn cool, but Ares has an editor coming out, so I'll be able to make a campaign for it.
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In the next world war,
In a jack-knifed Juggernaut,
I am born again.
So I don't feel alone, or the weight of the stone,
Now that I've found somewhere safe To bury my bones.
And any fool knows a dog needs a home,
A shelter from pigs on the wing.
-Pink Floyd, Pigs on the Wing (pt. 2)
Now that I've found somewhere safe To bury my bones.
And any fool knows a dog needs a home,
A shelter from pigs on the wing.
-Pink Floyd, Pigs on the Wing (pt. 2)
#3 Guest_Boba Fett_*
Posted 27 January 2000 - 12:42 AM
This reminds me of a similar post on the old web board... feel free to re-post it if you want to look through the archives...
Here's a few, Xyrus, The Dark Lord (how dare you use that name!?!? I'm a lot more evil than you... I'm just a lot more polite and intelligent):
Xyrus(he he)
Xyrus can fully support his arguments(hehehe!)
Xyrus has a life(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
And now, here is some truthful information you might find funny:
Xyrus defends PCs, says linux rules all... even thgouth he doesn't use it (not that I'm dissing it), he admits windows sucks, he claims DOS is the best operating ever (remember that he says linux rules all), and can't find any arguements why Mac OS X sucks and admits that Mac OS X IS the seXy operating system
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Here's a few, Xyrus, The Dark Lord (how dare you use that name!?!? I'm a lot more evil than you... I'm just a lot more polite and intelligent):
Xyrus(he he)
Xyrus can fully support his arguments(hehehe!)
Xyrus has a life(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
And now, here is some truthful information you might find funny:
Xyrus defends PCs, says linux rules all... even thgouth he doesn't use it (not that I'm dissing it), he admits windows sucks, he claims DOS is the best operating ever (remember that he says linux rules all), and can't find any arguements why Mac OS X sucks and admits that Mac OS X IS the seXy operating system
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Posted 27 January 2000 - 07:08 PM
Oh, go boot yourself! 
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Posted 28 January 2000 - 01:25 PM
Homeworld is a joke. I went to the web board and saw a guy get flamed to death for asking about the Mac version.
I would love to wake up and hear "Every employee of Microsoft was abducted by weird human-like aliens yesterday." Maybe also all the people on the Homeworld web board.
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I would love to wake up and hear "Every employee of Microsoft was abducted by weird human-like aliens yesterday." Maybe also all the people on the Homeworld web board.
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#8 Guest_Boba Fett_*
Posted 28 January 2000 - 03:40 PM
I have to say, Homeworld does sound interesting (I've only heard Xyrus' opion), so is it coming to the mac? (I wanna play it myself so I can laugh at it.)
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"Well try to kill them with a fork-lift!"
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Hunter,
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"Well try to kill them with a fork-lift!"
The Notorious Bounty
Hunter,
Boba Fett
judygeof@ix.netcom.com
#9 Guest_Boba Fett_*
Posted 28 January 2000 - 06:46 PM
Here's something true, but it is still funny. Xyrus wont stop bragging that he has had the most popular post the last week (Down With Ares). He will pay though... oh, yes... he will pay.
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Hunter,
Boba Fett
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"Well try to kill them with a fork-lift!"
The Notorious Bounty
Hunter,
Boba Fett
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Posted 28 January 2000 - 08:31 PM
Darkk, your constant homeworld bashing ticks me off. It's actually a really good game. Just because it's 3d doesn't make it bad people. Geez. Homeworld has a damn good story, and it's got a really intuitive interface. Unfortunately, it seems a LOT like an ares clone. I like it. It's fun. But it's easy and has little room for expansion.
Anyhoo, I like homeworld, but I like ares more.
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In the next world war,
In a jack-knifed Juggernaut,
I am born again.
Anyhoo, I like homeworld, but I like ares more.
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In the next world war,
In a jack-knifed Juggernaut,
I am born again.
So I don't feel alone, or the weight of the stone,
Now that I've found somewhere safe To bury my bones.
And any fool knows a dog needs a home,
A shelter from pigs on the wing.
-Pink Floyd, Pigs on the Wing (pt. 2)
Now that I've found somewhere safe To bury my bones.
And any fool knows a dog needs a home,
A shelter from pigs on the wing.
-Pink Floyd, Pigs on the Wing (pt. 2)
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Posted 29 January 2000 - 09:01 PM
How are you playing Homeworld?
On it's web board, they said no Mac version ever and flamed a guy to death for asking for one. That is why I hate Homeworld.
Evil user community.
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Commander-in-Chief of the Nijayias Interstellar Navy.
On it's web board, they said no Mac version ever and flamed a guy to death for asking for one. That is why I hate Homeworld.
Evil user community.
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Commander-in-Chief of the Nijayias Interstellar Navy.
"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois
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#12 Guest_Soldier of Binki_*
Posted 30 January 2000 - 03:45 AM
Fleet Admiral Darkk wrote:
How are you playing Homeworld?
On it's web board, they said no Mac version ever and flamed a guy to death for asking for one. That is why I hate Homeworld.
Evil user community.
If they made a Linux version of Homeworld, it is runnable on Mac. MacOS isn't the ONLY operating system that Apple machines can run... Ah, LinuxPPC... I'd predict that one day it'll turn the entire platform war into a straight-up processor fight that the PC side could not possibly win, but then I'd jinx it. So I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut.
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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
-The Lord of the Rings
How are you playing Homeworld?
On it's web board, they said no Mac version ever and flamed a guy to death for asking for one. That is why I hate Homeworld.
Evil user community.
If they made a Linux version of Homeworld, it is runnable on Mac. MacOS isn't the ONLY operating system that Apple machines can run... Ah, LinuxPPC... I'd predict that one day it'll turn the entire platform war into a straight-up processor fight that the PC side could not possibly win, but then I'd jinx it. So I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut.
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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
-The Lord of the Rings
#13 Guest_Xyrus_*
Posted 30 January 2000 - 10:27 AM
Acck! People are bashing Homeworld on the Jokes fourm! This stuff should go to Down with Ares! I agree with Newt that Homeworld is easy, but you should try net play! All non-joke comments should go to Down with Ares.
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Alas, none of you have seen the Homeworld Light. Down with Ares!!!!!!!
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Posted 30 January 2000 - 02:34 PM
I wish I could delete this topic!
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Posted 30 January 2000 - 08:26 PM
I've played homeworld at a friend's house, the guy has a PC. Yes, I am friends with PC users.
Dennis, I for one am glad that you aren't a moderator.
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In the next world war,
In a jack-knifed Juggernaut,
I am born again.
Dennis, I for one am glad that you aren't a moderator.
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In the next world war,
In a jack-knifed Juggernaut,
I am born again.
So I don't feel alone, or the weight of the stone,
Now that I've found somewhere safe To bury my bones.
And any fool knows a dog needs a home,
A shelter from pigs on the wing.
-Pink Floyd, Pigs on the Wing (pt. 2)
Now that I've found somewhere safe To bury my bones.
And any fool knows a dog needs a home,
A shelter from pigs on the wing.
-Pink Floyd, Pigs on the Wing (pt. 2)
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Posted 30 January 2000 - 08:39 PM
I actually have a PC. But not on purpose. My dad got Virtual PC, I got a couple of PC Games, but they were EXTREMELY slow. I got my dad to get the PC so I could play the games, but I don't use it all that often. The one exception was when Descent 3 came out originally, but it's for mac now so I can avoid the evil influence. Also, I have two friends who are PC users. But at least one of them absolutely loves ares, so that almost makes up for it, right?
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happy obiard
No, I'm not that cruel. I don't use the flamethrower on my enemies. I save that for my allies.
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Posted 30 January 2000 - 09:25 PM
Here's an Ares joke.
What's the difference between a sal gateship and a gatori fighter?
15 Nijayias gateship shots.
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What's the difference between a sal gateship and a gatori fighter?
15 Nijayias gateship shots.
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[This message has been edited by Fleet Admiral Darkk (edited 01-31-2000).]
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#18 Guest_Admiral Sargatanus_*
Posted 31 January 2000 - 10:13 AM
Xyrus wrote:
Acck! People are bashing Homeworld on the Jokes fourm! This stuff should go to Down with Ares! I agree with Newt that Homeworld is easy, but you should try net play! All non-joke comments should go to Down with Ares.
All Ares bashing should go down on me!
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Acck! People are bashing Homeworld on the Jokes fourm! This stuff should go to Down with Ares! I agree with Newt that Homeworld is easy, but you should try net play! All non-joke comments should go to Down with Ares.
All Ares bashing should go down on me!
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"They're everywhere!"- hapless victim #203948
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Posted 31 January 2000 - 06:21 PM
You mean the Freudian interpretation. Jung was mainly concerned with archetypes. But they probably are right. Xyrus probably does have an Oedipus complex. So do certain membors o the Homeworld web board...
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#23 Guest_Boba Fett_*
Posted 31 January 2000 - 06:45 PM
Xyrus, I have to ask... WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU SMOKING!?!?!?!?!? You can't "close the board" and since when did you care about this being a friendly board. hypocrit.
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Posted 31 January 2000 - 07:18 PM
Probably Salrilian halucenogens. They developed some that make LSD look as harmless and innefective as water. And I bet he is a Sal too.
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Posted 02 February 2000 - 12:44 PM
I have only two points to make, and I'll make them brief:
Point 1. Xyrus...
...**** YOU.
Point 2. The following joke is an adaptation of a joke I've already heard into Ares language:
There once was a human named Admiral Cicion (a member of this web board). He was sitting at the bar in the officer's club, and he was a little bit intoxicated. In a little bit of a stupor, he said, "Ya see this deck? I built and planned this deck with me own two hands, but do they call me Cicion the deck builder? NO!
"Ya see this ship? I command this ship with me own two hands, but do they call me Cicion the ship commander? NO!
"Ya see this fleet? I assembled this fleet with me own two hands, but do they call me Cicion the fleet assembler? NO!
"Ya **** ONNNNNEE Elejeetian..."
Point 1. Xyrus...
...**** YOU.
Point 2. The following joke is an adaptation of a joke I've already heard into Ares language:
There once was a human named Admiral Cicion (a member of this web board). He was sitting at the bar in the officer's club, and he was a little bit intoxicated. In a little bit of a stupor, he said, "Ya see this deck? I built and planned this deck with me own two hands, but do they call me Cicion the deck builder? NO!
"Ya see this ship? I command this ship with me own two hands, but do they call me Cicion the ship commander? NO!
"Ya see this fleet? I assembled this fleet with me own two hands, but do they call me Cicion the fleet assembler? NO!
"Ya **** ONNNNNEE Elejeetian..."
This post has been edited by Aithon: 04 January 2007 - 06:12 PM
