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#1 User is offline   pistgavin 

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 09:25 AM

The Engineering Dept Bar will now have to pay WZ for protection. It is a natural step towards progress in the gang war, and the benefits will be many. Protection from WZ:

* Ensures that the bar owner's legs don't get broke
* WZ cronies will provide security
* Zortrium's thugs will not bother you

Protection will be in the form of anti-Zortrium support, as well as the donation of 1 bar patron to join as a WZ cronie every week.

That will be all.

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 11:52 AM

Or you can just look to the local moderators who do the same thing, except better, and at a much cheaper price.

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 04:11 PM

Ah yes, but why go to the police when you can go to the mafia? Also, you can't garantee promise #1.

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 04:35 PM

No, but I can ban the hezmona out of the person that broke the legs. Posted Image

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 05:44 PM

Seeing as the mods have superpowers and your thugs don't, I'm forced to side with the moderators.

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 09:40 PM

Don't listen to him! He is just trying to get money to fund his futile battle against the all mighty Zortrium. [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum12/HTML/000496.html#Trah06-06-200310:09PM"]In fact, I have sent a Star Trek fleet help to protect you (even if it isn't needed) from the tax.[/url]

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 09:48 PM

As is evident from this topic, pistgavin is desparate for extra thugs, because no one will join his evil cause. I, on the other hand, have two active cronies. Post a note in this thread and I'll send you an application.

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Posted 07 June 2003 - 04:59 AM

I also have two cronies, my frined. TheRedeemer and Necro, and more are on the way.

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Posted 08 June 2003 - 12:54 AM

Have the Ares forums degenerated so far?

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Posted 08 June 2003 - 06:07 AM

Yes.
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Posted 09 June 2003 - 05:32 AM

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Yes.
Perhaps Trash Talk topics should be confined to Trash Talk   Posted Image



No.

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Posted 09 June 2003 - 03:22 PM

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Posted 09 June 2003 - 07:17 PM

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Have the Ares forums degenerated so far?


Yes - we're forced to endure people who don't know the difference between the Engineering Dept. and the Officers Club. *sigh*

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Posted 09 June 2003 - 07:30 PM

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Yes - we're forced to endure people who don't know the difference between the Engineering Dept. and the Officers Club. *sigh*


Well, either that or they are soo out-of-it that they can't controll which board their pointer clicks. Yet it seems funny that that would happen when they still somehow manage to click the POST TOPIC butten. We aught to restrict the Ares boards to people who can pass an IQ test. Posted Image

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Posted 10 June 2003 - 10:20 PM

Or perhaps even a literacy test.

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Posted 12 June 2003 - 07:16 AM

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Originally posted by Pallas Athene:
Yes - we're forced to endure people who don't know the difference between the Engineering Dept. and the Officers Club. *sigh*



I have many rackets to run, I can't keep an eye on them all.

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