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#1 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 30 June 2002 - 04:46 PM

Well, yesterday I turned 18. What's there to say?
Everybody have a piece of the virtual ice cream cake!

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#2 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 30 June 2002 - 08:04 PM

*sings happy birthday with a sadistic grin as everybody has convulsions from the horridness of the singing*

Buahahaha!

*points and laughs at everybody*

Let's break out the virtual LAN, fokes! And I'll try some of that cake.

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Posted 30 June 2002 - 09:22 PM

Ooooh, look at him Posted Image

Sweet 18...

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Posted 30 June 2002 - 11:50 PM

Good job Darkk, you've servived to optimal citizen age! Now you can get drafted, get jury duty, go to county jail instead of Juvie, and enjoy all the responsibilities of an adult of an industrialized society. Good luck, and may God© have mercy on your soul™.

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#5 Joveia

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Posted 01 July 2002 - 12:30 AM

Well there are a few advantages as well. Have you ever served on a compunctionary jury? Personally, I would publicly announce that my first care is getting of the stinking jury and voting for the right cause second. I think that would be a strong case for not having me in the jury Posted Image

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#6 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 01 July 2002 - 03:34 AM

Getting out of jury duty will be fun.
I'm planning on appearing too psychotic for them. (They did a Hardees ad with this theme that provided many pointers)
A similar approach might help with the military too. I don't think they like loose cannons.

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#7 Overrider720

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Posted 01 July 2002 - 09:52 AM

Happy B-day Darkky!

/me runs off and grabs some soda for the party

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Posted 01 July 2002 - 02:08 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Fleet Admiral Darkk:
Getting out of jury duty will be fun.
I'm planning on appearing too psychotic for them. (They did a Hardees ad with this theme that provided many pointers)
A similar approach might help with the military too. I don't think they like loose cannons.

Best way to get out of jury duty, two words: "I'm batman"

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Posted 02 July 2002 - 05:33 AM

I trust you'll be hosting a rioting party and getting yourself nicely sloshed? Or is the drinking age different where you are?

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#10 Joveia

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Posted 02 July 2002 - 09:18 AM

I hope you're enjoying this event darkk, instead of being a pessimist and looking at the fact that, well, you're pretty much alot closer to dieing than when you were born, and your years when you can learn and adapt are over - so basically whatever pathetic imperfections and pecularities are yours forver, to be smited upon and laughed at by the whole godless world.

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#11 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 02 July 2002 - 02:12 PM

3 more years, SA.
Not that that's too much of a problem, but my favorite mind altering drug is insomnia.

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#12 Pyro

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Posted 02 July 2002 - 10:07 PM

Happy birthday. I love being creative.

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Posted 02 July 2002 - 11:16 PM

Well since you cant get sloched I will for you..... Now to get a few 6 packs and a porn..... Wait did i just sa.. write that?

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Posted 03 July 2002 - 06:18 AM

S'OK Jager. Everyone has dreams. Just don't go fantasising in public, eh? Posted Image

Foolish American drinking age.

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Posted 03 July 2002 - 06:41 PM

Here, have a virtual M:Inv cap and shirt.
(Hands Darkk the cap and shirt)

A wise Nar once said, "A Nebulon under a foot is worth two behind a plasma cannon," but then, the Nar are still waiting for their mystical warrior with green pee to fly their coal-powered interstellar battlewagons to victory agains the Pfhor. Those were Nebulons that worked for less than mininum wage to make the virtual apparel I'm giving you, by the way. Nobody seems to like the Nebulons.

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Don't worry, we can still start rotting our lungs out at 18. Although I don't really know why the ages for cigarettes and alcohol are different, anyway. And even then, I'd say alcohol should be before cigarettes.

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Posted 03 July 2002 - 08:13 PM

Ah, happy eighteen, Darkk lad! Didn't realize you had two years on me. Sorry for the late post, but I'm posting from the road! I'm here with the family in a little motel room outside Cleaveland. We've driven 7 hours today and I finally found a phone jack to plug my dad's ibook into. Anyway, happy birthday again.

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#17 Joveia

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Posted 04 July 2002 - 01:27 AM

A nebulon under foot is definately alot less dangerous than 2 behind a plasma cannon (or is it 'in front').

Snerk. I see your birthday is already over. Therefore, I will cease celebrating in an orderly manner. There is nothing to see here, or do here anymore.

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Posted 05 July 2002 - 09:03 PM

Actually, the saying is "A Nebulon under the foot is worth two behind a plasma cannon." As in, it's not worth recruiting them.

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Posted 06 July 2002 - 12:17 AM

As opposed to killing them? I'd rather recruit than kill my allies, but they aren't allies, in fact, everyone hates them.

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Posted 07 July 2002 - 03:30 AM

Bah! He's a grownup! Throw him off the boards! Posted Image

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Posted 07 July 2002 - 07:09 AM

Here, drinking and smoking age is 16. I'm 16. Posted Image

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Posted 07 July 2002 - 02:49 PM

I'm starting to feel so old here...

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#23 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 07 July 2002 - 11:12 PM

(I'm 16, too.) Why, Sarg? How old are you?

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Posted 08 July 2002 - 03:14 AM

Old enough to start feeling like I'm getting old. Although that could just be anxiety residue from finals that hasn't melted off yet...

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Posted 22 July 2002 - 01:43 AM

Can't drink and you're 18! What a crime! Happy birthday, and enjoy all of the great positive things about being 18 in the US, like... well, just enjoy yourself!

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