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*Draws keutae and activates the bar's automated security system.* Careful now, Anic, don't do anything rash. How much drink I store in my storeroom is my business and mine alone. And as this bar-station's floating just inside Phylydion space, you don't have jurisdiction here. Greenyblue's legal within Phyl space.
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Posted 13 February 2002 - 07:04 PM
No it isn't! I own the copyright to Alpha Grade GreenyBlue®©™, and all the patents, and all of the future potential patents too (so there)...
Extracts and unfolds a very long document with an infinite number of microscopic lines of very tiny writing on it, and puts it away before anyone has a chance to study it too closely.
... and my jurisdiction extends as far as my battlefleets care to roam.
But anyway, no worries.
Just pour me another one and we'll call it quits...
BOSSystem®©™ powers down to standby mode, and the Shadows remain as shadows, as the tensios ebbs out of the bar, possibly to look for a fight elsewhere...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Extracts and unfolds a very long document with an infinite number of microscopic lines of very tiny writing on it, and puts it away before anyone has a chance to study it too closely.
... and my jurisdiction extends as far as my battlefleets care to roam.
But anyway, no worries.
Just pour me another one and we'll call it quits...
BOSSystem®©™ powers down to standby mode, and the Shadows remain as shadows, as the tensios ebbs out of the bar, possibly to look for a fight elsewhere...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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For a REALLY dang disturbing look at things, run any ambrosia thread through the "Drug Slang Translater" at [url="http://"http://www.brunching.com/toys/drugslanger.html"]http://www.brunching...rugslanger.html[/url]
Page four of this bar is especially interesting (and ironic).
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Page four of this bar is especially interesting (and ironic).
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Posted 14 February 2002 - 08:25 PM
Well, Greenyblue does seem to be some sort of unique substance much like other illegal drugs. Highly intoxicating, enjoyable to use, explosive, green, blue...
*pshht* Ahhh, fresh can of greenyblue... let's see what this website can do.
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*pshht* Ahhh, fresh can of greenyblue... let's see what this website can do.
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"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."
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Nah, GreenyBlue®©™ is just Salrillian heavy, er fizzy (yes, that's what I menat, fizzy) water with some caramel in it... 
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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I don't know what you're drinkin' my friend. Salrillian imports are good for only two things: de-greasing engines and killing brain cells.
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OV walks back in from his leave of absence
OV trys to find a DP, "Ohh DP...... Where are you?"
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"...waste of my time. Too squishy, plus he got back on his own, see??" resounds from the entrance to the bar.
Darkks 1,2,3, and "other" enter, along with Sarah and an unknown second woman, who said the above.
"You think EVERYTHING is too squishy" Darkk 2 replies.
"You think those audemedon are too squishy too, don't you?" adds Sarah.
"I don't mind going after those things, they remind me of ... an old enemy. I enjoy pulling them apart." replies the unknown woman.
"Regardless, we still had fun." puts in Darkk 1.
"We should do this more often" adds Darkk 3.
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Darkks 1,2,3, and "other" enter, along with Sarah and an unknown second woman, who said the above.
"You think EVERYTHING is too squishy" Darkk 2 replies.
"You think those audemedon are too squishy too, don't you?" adds Sarah.
"I don't mind going after those things, they remind me of ... an old enemy. I enjoy pulling them apart." replies the unknown woman.
"Regardless, we still had fun." puts in Darkk 1.
"We should do this more often" adds Darkk 3.
Then they all order Dr Pepper simaltaniously.
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Ov stares at the new people who entered the bar. "Sorry to be rude but I couldn't help overhearing your conversation and was wondering what was squishy"
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Posted 18 February 2002 - 09:12 PM
*Serves up the four Dr. Peppers, one by one, in a line across the bar. Turns his back, picks up a small container of tiny lemon slices, and tosses them over his back. They land in the drinks, one by one by one by one. Then with a tool reminiscent of a casino table runner's chip-pushing stick only with a much wider crosspiece, pushes the four drinks forward to the front of the bar.*
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Posted 19 February 2002 - 11:18 AM
Sarah and the unknown woman point out to Cicion that they ordered too.
Darkk 3 turns to Spammo and replies "Ask other Darkk who she is."
Spammo walks over to "other" Darkk and repeats his query.
Other Darkk replies "Ask her yourself."
Spammo walks over to the unknown woman and introduces himself.
"Hi, my name is Spammo."
"Hi, my name is Alacina."
"Can you tell me a little about yourself?"
She smiles sweetly and replies "No."
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Darkk 3 turns to Spammo and replies "Ask other Darkk who she is."
Spammo walks over to "other" Darkk and repeats his query.
Other Darkk replies "Ask her yourself."
Spammo walks over to the unknown woman and introduces himself.
"Hi, my name is Spammo."
"Hi, my name is Alacina."
"Can you tell me a little about yourself?"
She smiles sweetly and replies "No."
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Posted 19 February 2002 - 05:28 PM
OV watches the two talking thinking, "This is going to end up in her getting kidnapped and Spamo herocilly rescuing her"
Suddenly! Humongous robot Auds barge into the bar and kidnapp Alacina and run out. "I'll rescue her!" Spamo shouts
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Suddenly! Humongous robot Auds barge into the bar and kidnapp Alacina and run out. "I'll rescue her!" Spamo shouts
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Posted 19 February 2002 - 11:43 PM
All the Darkks start snickering loudly.
Explosions are heard from outside.
Alacina walks back in, snickering as well.
Other Darkk turns to Overrider and says "Dude, she's even tougher than ME."
Darkk 1 attempts to start a chess game.
Alacina begins talking to Sarah about really powerful magnets, powerful enough to suck the blood out of your body by latching onto the hemoglobin (it contains iron, and magnets this powerful exist - do not stand next to them). Something about the discussion indicates to the entire bar that both women are best left alone. Perhaps the fact that the central theme is "how to use those magnets in personal combat".
Alacina orders a ketchup and briscut sandwitch from the automat at the kiosk outside the bar, and continues the discussion, remarking on memorable uses of this technique. Everyone who can hear her except Sarah, the Darkks, and Spammo is nauseated. Spammo mutters "too technical for me" and "what's wrong with plain old punching" before taking up Darkk 1 on chess.
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Explosions are heard from outside.
Alacina walks back in, snickering as well.
Other Darkk turns to Overrider and says "Dude, she's even tougher than ME."
Darkk 1 attempts to start a chess game.
Alacina begins talking to Sarah about really powerful magnets, powerful enough to suck the blood out of your body by latching onto the hemoglobin (it contains iron, and magnets this powerful exist - do not stand next to them). Something about the discussion indicates to the entire bar that both women are best left alone. Perhaps the fact that the central theme is "how to use those magnets in personal combat".
Alacina orders a ketchup and briscut sandwitch from the automat at the kiosk outside the bar, and continues the discussion, remarking on memorable uses of this technique. Everyone who can hear her except Sarah, the Darkks, and Spammo is nauseated. Spammo mutters "too technical for me" and "what's wrong with plain old punching" before taking up Darkk 1 on chess.
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OV watches the chess game seeing all the bad moves. As the others turrn to stare at OV he says, "Don't worry, I suck worse than you guys"
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"Check and Mate. Didn't expect a Chomsky-Rumbold offensive did you Darkk 1? Ha, I didn't think so. "
"Who's next? Alancia? OV? Who wants to get 0wnz3d?"
Alancia gives Spamo a look that is a cross between desire to use him as a test subject for her magnets and mild interest in seeing him drawn and quartered.
"She's a killer. Dynamite with a laser beam. My kind of woman, rrrowr. "
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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."
"Who's next? Alancia? OV? Who wants to get 0wnz3d?"
Alancia gives Spamo a look that is a cross between desire to use him as a test subject for her magnets and mild interest in seeing him drawn and quartered.
"She's a killer. Dynamite with a laser beam. My kind of woman, rrrowr. "
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Business is picking up a bit, it seems. *Goes back into the storeroom and brings back a few barrels of base ingredients which he installs under the bar, and pours a few more drinks. Plunges his keutae into a leftover Aud drone from one of the raids. It sputters and shuts off. Pours self a merenzane gold.*
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"I must put my pyjamas in the drawer marked pyjamas."
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Alacina walks over to Spamo and smiles sweetly. "I'm afraid you're 0 for 4," she says in a sweetly depreciating voice.
Spamo feigns incomprehension. She holds her hand in his face, showing him the back of her ring finger.
Spamo sighs. "Not again!" he mutters under his breath.
Darkk 1, Darkk 2, Sarah, other Darkk, and Alacina suddenly leave, citing "an appointment".
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Spamo feigns incomprehension. She holds her hand in his face, showing him the back of her ring finger.
Spamo sighs. "Not again!" he mutters under his breath.
Darkk 1, Darkk 2, Sarah, other Darkk, and Alacina suddenly leave, citing "an appointment".
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"What'd you say to me chump!?" A big man says as he stands up pushing his chair backwards.
"I didn't say anything!" a smaller one protests.
"I heard you say something, and I want to know what!" the other shouts
OV walks over, "excuse me sir but unless theere are Auds, Gaitori, Sals, or Canthrans fighting is strictly pro-" WHAM! The Big man slams OV as he flys into the wall. Darks company quickly turn as OV slumps down on the floor.....
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"I didn't say anything!" a smaller one protests.
"I heard you say something, and I want to know what!" the other shouts
OV walks over, "excuse me sir but unless theere are Auds, Gaitori, Sals, or Canthrans fighting is strictly pro-" WHAM! The Big man slams OV as he flys into the wall. Darks company quickly turn as OV slumps down on the floor.....
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Must...resist urge... to cap... f00lz....
Ah, feckit. *Spamo pulls out a large shining Desert Eagle .50 and points it at the Big Man.* 'night 'night fella.
*krak* *thud*
Lucky for him I used soft rounds. Perhaps he'll wake up in a few hours.
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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."
Ah, feckit. *Spamo pulls out a large shining Desert Eagle .50 and points it at the Big Man.* 'night 'night fella.
*krak* *thud*
Lucky for him I used soft rounds. Perhaps he'll wake up in a few hours.
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Other Darkk and Alacina, having not quite left, reenter and take a look at the large, wounded man.
O Darkk throws a glob of something grey at him, which engulfs him. O Darkk then produces a 20-sided die from somewhere.
Alacina turns to him. "I *STILL* think that's not funny."
"I *STILL* think it is."
O Darkk rolls the die. It comes up 13. The Grey mass shrinks, and then dissolves to reveal a very surprised chicken. "AAAAAHHHH!!!" It screams in the big man's voice.
Alacina looks at O Darkk. "How long are you going to leave him like that?"
O Darkk rolls a hundred-sided die. "67 hours."
Alacina looks at him funny. "You and your hobbies."
Darkk looks back at her. "Can I help it if I have advanced degrees in computer science?"
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O Darkk throws a glob of something grey at him, which engulfs him. O Darkk then produces a 20-sided die from somewhere.
Alacina turns to him. "I *STILL* think that's not funny."
"I *STILL* think it is."
O Darkk rolls the die. It comes up 13. The Grey mass shrinks, and then dissolves to reveal a very surprised chicken. "AAAAAHHHH!!!" It screams in the big man's voice.
Alacina looks at O Darkk. "How long are you going to leave him like that?"
O Darkk rolls a hundred-sided die. "67 hours."
Alacina looks at him funny. "You and your hobbies."
Darkk looks back at her. "Can I help it if I have advanced degrees in computer science?"
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Not to mention a chronic D&D disorder. 
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"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."
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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."
[This message has been edited by El Spamo (edited 02-24-2002).]
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Posted 25 February 2002 - 04:29 AM
It is my honor to make my 500th post, here in the happy fields of the OC bar. Give them all a round, on me!
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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."
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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."
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Posted 25 February 2002 - 08:20 AM
*Serves up a full round for the bar, including one for himself.* A toast to Spamo!
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"Parlez-vous jig jig, madam?"
"I must put my pyjamas in the drawer marked pyjamas."
- Under Milk Wood
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"Parlez-vous jig jig, madam?"
"I must put my pyjamas in the drawer marked pyjamas."
- Under Milk Wood
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
