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#151 Shrout1

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Posted 01 February 2002 - 09:04 PM

Shrout1 gathers together some concussive shock toasters and throws them at the pirates, stunning them.

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#152 The Journalist

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Posted 01 February 2002 - 09:13 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Shrout1:
concussive shock toasters

Yeah, right.

Huh? What happened? I drank too muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfallinghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhasleephhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhonhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhthehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkeyboardhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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#153 Shrout1

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Posted 02 February 2002 - 12:36 AM

Oh yeah, watch out for those shock toasters - they'll toast you good! Real good! Almost like toasted spam - but not quite. Does anyone else smell some burning spam on the Ares boards?

(Note of Advice to you Journalist - I think it would be best of you to cut back a bit on your spam diet. You haven't been too bad - I've definitely seen worse, but if you want to stay in the best of standings with all the members of this board and the Mods, just be a little more liberal on the spiced ham, all right? Just trying to help Posted Image

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#154 El Spamo

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Posted 02 February 2002 - 06:17 AM

You must not violate the tenents of a true Spam guru, grasshoppa. Only those that approach the zen of Spam with a calm mind can truly appreciate the power of the art.

Spam on.

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#155 El Spamo

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Posted 02 February 2002 - 06:18 AM

Spam off.

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#156 El Spamo

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Posted 02 February 2002 - 06:19 AM

Spam on.

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#157 El Spamo

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Posted 02 February 2002 - 06:24 AM

Spam off.

I plea to the great masters of the board to not karmaslap me, for what I do is only to the benefit of those uneducated in the ways of zen Spam. Perhaps that they shall see the path to enlightenment, and honor the teacher of the True path with a karmapoint.

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#158 Overrider720

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Posted 02 February 2002 - 08:10 AM

Ov caustiously takes a sip from the greenyblue. "Hmmmm, not bad." OV drinks sme more but suddenly passes out

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#159 Shrout1

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Posted 02 February 2002 - 07:37 PM

Spamo, sounds like I have much to learn...

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#160 El Spamo

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Posted 03 February 2002 - 03:28 PM

True understanding can come only through the stomach.
E4t j00r sp4m f00.

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#161 Shrout1

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Posted 03 February 2002 - 05:43 PM

What about Treet? I've mentioned it before - it's sort of a spam substitute. Can I Treet on the boards? That sounds kinda obscene Posted Image

. I've gotta go Treet - be back in a minute Posted Image

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#162 Danielnma

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Posted 03 February 2002 - 11:31 PM

"Treet", huh? How about I "Treet" you to a quick kick to the behind and a restraining order from the bar? And OV, you got the wrong cans. That wasn't Roach Juice. That was worse. It was Roach Juice mixed with every other drink from the Roach Juice company, plous an assortment of deadly chemicals and poisons. WhoopsÉÉÉ *OV falls unconscious and slumps to the floor, guns still drawn.* He should be dead in 3... 2... 1...
YAY! I made 100 posts! Free drinks for all! YAYYYY! *Throws drinks and money this way and that as awed spectators use the money the caught to get something from the snackbar and waste it at the arcade*
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#163 Captain Pharris

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Posted 04 February 2002 - 12:18 AM

I just thought it must be said:

GO PATS!!

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#164 Overrider720

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Posted 04 February 2002 - 02:44 PM

OV gets up and shoots Daniel. "Don't bring that here"

Patriots won!!!!!!!!!!! Posted Image

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#165 Shrout1

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Posted 04 February 2002 - 03:56 PM

So wait a second - Greenbay wasn't even in the game! I'm outraged! I think I'm going to find the complaints desk and complain to someone! Heavily!

(Shrout1 hides behind his ignorance again in order to avoid the boiling mass of angered football fans Posted Image

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Actually I saw the game - it was pretty good, and I'm not all that interested in football.

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#166 Overrider720

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Posted 04 February 2002 - 07:10 PM

You gotta love foorball! It's like America's pastime! Wait, that's not right.... Posted Image

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#167 The Journalist

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Posted 05 February 2002 - 08:28 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Overrider720:
You gotta love foorball! It's like America's pastime! Wait, that's not right....

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#168 The Journalist

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Posted 05 February 2002 - 08:35 PM

Have I mentioned not to call me Journalist? If I havn't, I'm mentioning it now. I'm not taking grudges yet, buuuuuuut………

If you want to abbreviate me, call me The.
Capitalize it if it gets confusing:THE

Daniel: I'm on a Pepsi-only diet this year-no Coke. Really.

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#169 El Spamo

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Posted 05 February 2002 - 11:29 PM

You got it J-man.

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#170 Danielnma

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Posted 08 February 2002 - 09:00 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Roach Juice has been drunk in my bar!!! AAAAAHHH!
YOU! YOU, YOU, ROACH JUICE DRINKER! Get out of my bar! *boot*
Eeryone attack him! Fire in the hole! *notices that he is in a hole....* Oh well, I lived a nice life. I think........

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#171 Overrider720

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Posted 08 February 2002 - 09:39 PM

Who drank roach juice?

OV trys to pull Daniel out of the hole

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#172 9024

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Posted 09 February 2002 - 03:42 PM

{I'm only posting this to A. get me into other topics and B. because there have been no new posts for a couple of days Posted Image

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9024 walks into the bar (through the door), slips on a descarded pepsi can and knocks him self out Posted Image

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#173 9024

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Posted 09 February 2002 - 03:58 PM

9024 (expecting that this would happen) had called for an ambulance in advance, 9024 is draged off slapped around in the hospital and eventualy proped back agenst the bar snoring loudly. Posted Image

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#174 9024

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Posted 10 February 2002 - 05:23 AM

Is this place dead or is it just that no one posts stuff hear?

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#175 Overrider720

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Posted 10 February 2002 - 08:48 AM

No, we're alive and kicking! How could you think we're dead? Look at us go!

*a bomb blows up the bar killing everyone*

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