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Officers Club (Budget) Bar

#26 Cotton Mouse

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Posted 02 June 2000 - 09:34 AM

I dont like imposters. I suggest you make your name Cotton Mo(accented U)se.

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#27 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 02 June 2000 - 03:41 PM

hey desert fox, this bar has 3 high tech video cameras installed. also a phone which i'm using to call the cops.

but thanks for the money to kill the rats Posted Image

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#28 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 02 June 2000 - 09:28 PM

*Walks in and sits down* Hey, I'll have a coke. No ice. *Suddenly, a huge Phylydion fleet and a huge Nijyias fleet warp in outside the station and start fighting* Hmmm... Seems the guys in Cicion's bar are up to their usual stuff again... *Moves to a table near the window to watch the battle that neither side is going to allow itself to lose*

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#29 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 04 June 2000 - 07:45 PM

heh

so has anybody tried going into the Gameranger building down the street yet? I tryed going in as usual, but they banned me from the building for six days. i tried asking them why they banned me and they said they didn't even know why or how i got banned! Has this happened to anybody in the ares community yet?

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#30 Cotton Moose

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Posted 04 June 2000 - 10:51 PM

No, but I once flooded it's basement with custard.

And then there's the Microsoft building which is developing a large crack down the middle. It's almost wide enough to fit a stick of dynamite in...

Ramble on...

#31 Desert Fox

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Posted 05 June 2000 - 08:41 AM

*Jumps in ship and races to join battle*

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#32 Newt

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Posted 05 June 2000 - 03:06 PM

Thanks for the cola, Jimmy.

*Newt drinks the cheap, no name cola down in one gulp.*
Ah. That really hit the spot. I think I need to go lie down for a while, I feel like someone just drilled a hole in my stomach. Excuse me.

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#33 Cotton Moose

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Posted 05 June 2000 - 08:44 PM

*Cotton Moose flies into space, but forgets to climb into a ship first*
*Coton Moose's remains are cleaned off by a maintinence crew*

#34 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 05 June 2000 - 10:04 PM

smoothe move..... Posted Image

**Jimmy Page kicks cotton moose's remains..**

"That's for copying my quote..."

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#35 Desert Fox

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Posted 06 June 2000 - 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by Jimmy Page 1:
hey desert fox, this bar has 3 high tech video cameras installed. also a phone which i'm using to call the cops.

but thanks for the money to kill the rats

Tell me why is it that this place was so dirt poor it couldn't take care of the rats but it has 3 high tech cameras??

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#36 Desert Fox

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Posted 07 June 2000 - 08:11 AM

Hmm, somthings fishy here and it isn't the meal of the day.

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#37 Cotton Moose

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Posted 07 June 2000 - 09:10 PM

That's a meal? I thought it was a dead body, or at least an oil-covered space suit.

#38 Lothe Lan

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Posted 08 June 2000 - 07:27 AM

*Lothe lan's freight courier slams through the roof of budget bar. Lothe steals all of the credits/money and flies away. Lothe lan flies through the battle at officers club bar and his ship is blown away. Credits float down and the people steal them and rejoice. An escape pod i seen drifting away*

Does anyone know when hera is coming out or have i missed something big?

By the way this is/was adzara.

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#39 tree

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Posted 09 June 2000 - 09:12 AM

*Commotion outside... Lots of weapon fire*
*4 Audemedon walk in with their weapons armed*
"Get us 4 energy fluids before we atomize your stupid bar!"

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#40 James_Herriot

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Posted 09 June 2000 - 07:37 PM

*A bunch of perhaps 80 Gait soldiers walk in and start fighting the Auds*

Hmm.... How's this gonna turn out?

*The last Aud falls dead and the one surviving Gait howls in victory*

*An Ishimian HVD gunner vaporizes him with a P-K blaster*

If this sounds tacky, don't say anything.

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#41 Cotton Moose

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Posted 09 June 2000 - 09:32 PM

Gaitori Don't howl, they worble.

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#42 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 10 June 2000 - 12:46 PM

well thanks to the four dead audomen who brought alot of money with them, i was able to repair the damages, fix the kariokee machine, and add a new page building to my bar. Posted Image

Oh yea, and anymore bar fights will result in talking to my little friends.....
##5 eleejetions come out from behind the bar

And those high tech camera's are there for a reason that only i know.

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#43 Lord Admiral Hellfire

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Posted 10 June 2000 - 06:44 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Jimmy Page 1:
heh

so has anybody tried going into the Gameranger building down the street yet? I tryed going in as usual, but they banned me from the building for six days. i tried asking them why they banned me and they said they didn't even know why or how i got banned! Has this happened to anybody in the ares community yet?

Sorry if this is a little late but that happened to me on the same day! I sent an e-mail about it. They said the builing crashed down or somthing.

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#44 Lord Admiral Hellfire

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Posted 10 June 2000 - 07:02 PM

*Dastal walks in*
Hey ya'll I played this great game while 'go. It was me, the Salars, vs. some Auds. So i got this huge force, right, he sends like 5 cruisers. I promtly bring like 2 cruisers, 2 HVD's, a ton of Gunships, couple o' cruisers. He says it's a scout force. I start laughin. He tells me to laugh at his full force. He then atacks. His force is bigger 'n mine. I manuver and kick his rear. Then I stat laughin'. It was great. I laughed at his silence.
*Toses down a drink*

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#45 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 12 June 2000 - 08:11 PM

ok what do you want to drink (for free) admiral?

**Jimmy Page looks away and asks the bar which story is better admirals or the one about the flak drone?

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#46 Xwarp

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Posted 14 June 2000 - 06:53 PM

Xwarp walk's in
Gaitori fleet vs. Sal fleet who won? (me(Gaitori)) Posted Image

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#47 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 14 June 2000 - 09:55 PM

lol-were you playing a toddler?
or maybe a dog? Posted Image

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#48 Guest_Nothing_*

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Posted 15 June 2000 - 11:59 AM

EWWWWWW!!!!!
Oh wait, he was playing them at ares heh heh Posted Image

never mind...

#49 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 15 June 2000 - 05:24 PM

nasty....
hey when's hera comin out, anybody know?
because ares needs somethin to keep it afloat... Posted Image

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#50 Cotton Mouse

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Posted 16 June 2000 - 11:44 PM

Hera will come out with the next update of Ares, sit tight. Unless you are itching to make a plugin, don't expect anything good to come out within a few weeks of it's release.

PS, andone here know what the formula is for a planet/spacedock graphic in EV? I need it for my plugin, and the formula guide doesn't mentio anything.

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