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[CA stops firing at Earth, as 2 large unkown warships start firing on his and darkk's.]
'Darkk we've got company!'
'I'll fly us out of here.'
[CA fires at the unknown warships, but the particle beams disappear as soon as they touch the ship.]
'Darkk, my weapons aren't hitting them!'
'Oh dear.'
'What?'
[CA sees Darkk's face turn white.]
'I hate it when this happens.'
Just then, a tranmission opens up to the battlecruiser.
'Attention Darkk, CA and Pallas, you are violating the laws of physics. For you crime, death.'
Had to leave country ýf I do not return avenge my death.
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Posted 01 August 2001 - 10:17 AM
'Hmmm, violating the laws of physics has never bothered me before...'
'We couldn't enforce it before'
'So then this is my fault for letting you in through a violation of the laws of physics?'
'Yes'
'And weren't you violating the laws of physics by coming through that hole that I made?'
'Oh dear, I don't think we had given that adequate consideration...'
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"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to land somewhere and say, 'Behold, I am the Archangel Gabriel.'"
"I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor."
"Naturally. You could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mister Spock. But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork……"
'We couldn't enforce it before'
'So then this is my fault for letting you in through a violation of the laws of physics?'
'Yes'
'And weren't you violating the laws of physics by coming through that hole that I made?'
'Oh dear, I don't think we had given that adequate consideration...'
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"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to land somewhere and say, 'Behold, I am the Archangel Gabriel.'"
"I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor."
"Naturally. You could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mister Spock. But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork……"
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Posted 01 August 2001 - 06:55 PM
(Dang, you can't post with a non-registered identity any more. The fellow below is not Cicion, but that dashing young Phylydion agent, Garrion Retoe.)
*Garrion Retoe, the young PhylSec operative, carrying a sleek burst pistol beneath his stylish garb, is suddenly noticed in back of the ship, grinning.* You wouldn't go on a rescue mission without a Phylydion, would you? That is, of course, assuming that at some point you'll get back to rescuing Pharris. Cicion would've come, but he had pressing business elsewhere. I think he's getting command of the Radiant Flare again. Remember that great old ship? *Manns the ventral turret.*
(Say, Darkk or CA, think the Phylydions might be able to enter the current RPG?)
[This message has been edited by Taeskor Cicion (edited 08-01-2001).]
*Garrion Retoe, the young PhylSec operative, carrying a sleek burst pistol beneath his stylish garb, is suddenly noticed in back of the ship, grinning.* You wouldn't go on a rescue mission without a Phylydion, would you? That is, of course, assuming that at some point you'll get back to rescuing Pharris. Cicion would've come, but he had pressing business elsewhere. I think he's getting command of the Radiant Flare again. Remember that great old ship? *Manns the ventral turret.*
(Say, Darkk or CA, think the Phylydions might be able to enter the current RPG?)
[This message has been edited by Taeskor Cicion (edited 08-01-2001).]
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Posted 01 August 2001 - 09:11 PM
:::Kah thinks to himself; Well, if I can do things and not even be noticed, this means I could do anything and get away with it! This means I am the greatest! This means, I am a GOD!! NOBODY can boss ME around!!:::
Pallas: Kah, get in a fighter and start shooting down those meteors you sent towards Earth!
Kah: Okee...
:::Kah hops into an itty-bitty fighty, just as large as he is, and prepares takes it out of the hangar:::
Kah: Wuz dis do?
:::Kah push a button:::
Com: Death Blossom activated.
Kah: Fuj...
:::Kah starts pressing buttons as quickly as possible:::
Com: Warpedoes engaged. Pulse Beam engaged. Antimatter Cannons engaged.
Kah: DON' FIER YA ZOGGA!!!
:::Kah smashes the control panel:::
Com: Ship moving forward. Hostile ship approaching collision in... Death Blossom commencing in...
10...
Kah: BUT DON' FIER!!!
:::Kah smashes the controls more:::
1...
:::With a blaze of whirling death, Kah's ship begins firing insanely:::
Com: Ammo supply depleted.
:::Kah looks from closed eyes and sees a warship through a huge hole he had just created in another warship:::
Kah: Dam fisiks...
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Pallas: Kah, get in a fighter and start shooting down those meteors you sent towards Earth!
Kah: Okee...
:::Kah hops into an itty-bitty fighty, just as large as he is, and prepares takes it out of the hangar:::
Kah: Wuz dis do?
:::Kah push a button:::
Com: Death Blossom activated.
Kah: Fuj...
:::Kah starts pressing buttons as quickly as possible:::
Com: Warpedoes engaged. Pulse Beam engaged. Antimatter Cannons engaged.
Kah: DON' FIER YA ZOGGA!!!
:::Kah smashes the control panel:::
Com: Ship moving forward. Hostile ship approaching collision in... Death Blossom commencing in...
10...
Kah: BUT DON' FIER!!!
:::Kah smashes the controls more:::
1...
:::With a blaze of whirling death, Kah's ship begins firing insanely:::
Com: Ammo supply depleted.
:::Kah looks from closed eyes and sees a warship through a huge hole he had just created in another warship:::
Kah: Dam fisiks...
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Posted 02 August 2001 - 03:18 AM
[The enemy battleships start launching fighters, meanwhile they're captains sit and contemplate the violation of the laws they seek to uphold. While Darkk pilots and Cicion attacks, CA is locked in communication with the enemies...]
'So you violated the laws of physics coming through the hole?'
'Yes, it would appear so.'
'So in fact, you have broken your own law, a law which demands death.'
'No, Pallas Athene broke the law. We merely made us of it.'
'On Earth, that would be called 'aiding and abetting.''
'We're not on Earth.'
'Let me rephrase that: in any human world, it would be aiding and abetting. He who makes use of a crime and does not oppose it, is aiding and abetting the criminal.'
'Eloquent, but unfortunately we are not human.'
'Yet you must hold the same views as us? Being such a lawful people.'
'We are not 'people' but a narrative necessity created out of your own twisted imagination. And that twisted imagination demands your death.'
'So you violated the laws of physics coming through the hole?'
'Yes, it would appear so.'
'So in fact, you have broken your own law, a law which demands death.'
'No, Pallas Athene broke the law. We merely made us of it.'
'On Earth, that would be called 'aiding and abetting.''
'We're not on Earth.'
'Let me rephrase that: in any human world, it would be aiding and abetting. He who makes use of a crime and does not oppose it, is aiding and abetting the criminal.'
'Eloquent, but unfortunately we are not human.'
'Yet you must hold the same views as us? Being such a lawful people.'
'We are not 'people' but a narrative necessity created out of your own twisted imagination. And that twisted imagination demands your death.'
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Posted 02 August 2001 - 07:55 AM
'Hmmm, the most twisted part of my imagination is probably blue explodabobs.'
'Blue explodabobs?'
'Yes, blue explodabobs.'
'Then that is what we must be. We are all blue explodabobs.'
'Come out so I can confirm this is true.'
[One of the explodabobs places himself in clear sight]
[Pallas beams the Explodabob]
[The Explodabob in the window detonates, causing a chain explosion of explodabobs that obliterates the ship.]
'One down'
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"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to land somewhere and say, 'Behold, I am the Archangel Gabriel.'"
"I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor."
"Naturally. You could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mister Spock. But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork……"
'Blue explodabobs?'
'Yes, blue explodabobs.'
'Then that is what we must be. We are all blue explodabobs.'
'Come out so I can confirm this is true.'
[One of the explodabobs places himself in clear sight]
[Pallas beams the Explodabob]
[The Explodabob in the window detonates, causing a chain explosion of explodabobs that obliterates the ship.]
'One down'
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"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to land somewhere and say, 'Behold, I am the Archangel Gabriel.'"
"I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor."
"Naturally. You could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mister Spock. But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork……"
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Posted 02 August 2001 - 10:21 AM
However, the narrative necessities are quick learners, and quickly switch from blue explodabobs to green gorillas with pointy sticks and orange beards.
Mag draws a long straw. He breaks into a Russian ICBM silo and hijacks one of the ICBMs, whose target is one of the gorillas' space cruisers.
However, Mag forgot to put a warhead in the ICBM, so it just bumps into the ship's hull and breaks apart.
Mag shoots the long straw's straw wrapper at the ship, and it blows a hole barely large enough for him to fit through. He quickly gets inside and gets out his weapons- a pair of plastic spoons.
One of the nearby gorillas notices him, and he prepares to enter in combat...
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Mag draws a long straw. He breaks into a Russian ICBM silo and hijacks one of the ICBMs, whose target is one of the gorillas' space cruisers.
However, Mag forgot to put a warhead in the ICBM, so it just bumps into the ship's hull and breaks apart.
Mag shoots the long straw's straw wrapper at the ship, and it blows a hole barely large enough for him to fit through. He quickly gets inside and gets out his weapons- a pair of plastic spoons.
One of the nearby gorillas notices him, and he prepares to enter in combat...
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Posted 03 August 2001 - 02:47 PM
The Wild Karrde appears in orbit.
Karrde uses his G.A. Thrawn™ Model 453-3A Galactic Information Assimilator to beam the Antimatter beam out of Darkk's ship. He fires his Time Phaser™ and deletes it from the universe. America exists, therefore Halo and WarCraft 3 are saved.
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'Is that what I think it is?'
'What?'
'A big orange swirly thing in space!'
-Red Dwarf
Karrde uses his G.A. Thrawn™ Model 453-3A Galactic Information Assimilator to beam the Antimatter beam out of Darkk's ship. He fires his Time Phaser™ and deletes it from the universe. America exists, therefore Halo and WarCraft 3 are saved.
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'Is that what I think it is?'
'What?'
'A big orange swirly thing in space!'
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Posted 04 August 2001 - 11:36 PM
[Uh, most of it was saved- except for Texas, DC, and a few other places.]
"Hey, we still haven't killed Bill Gates yet!"
"Anybody for a commando mission to Redmond?"
"Why can't we just kill them all with a mega-particle shot?"
"First off, because those don't have nearly enough blast radius, second because killing Bungie would seriously delay Halo."
"What do you mean they don't have enough blast radius? I took out Texas with one salvo!"
"Uh-oh..."
[Darkk checks the Mega Particle cannons - they're set on "overload"]
"Altair you idiot, you burnt them out!"
"Sorry..."
"This isn't even my ship, I'm borrowing it from a friend!"
"Can we just kill Gates?"
"Fine - but be sure to take his credic card, retina, and thumb so we can pay for the repairs."
"What do we need the retina and thumb for?"
"Identity verification."
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"Hey, we still haven't killed Bill Gates yet!"
"Anybody for a commando mission to Redmond?"
"Why can't we just kill them all with a mega-particle shot?"
"First off, because those don't have nearly enough blast radius, second because killing Bungie would seriously delay Halo."
"What do you mean they don't have enough blast radius? I took out Texas with one salvo!"
"Uh-oh..."
[Darkk checks the Mega Particle cannons - they're set on "overload"]
"Altair you idiot, you burnt them out!"
"Sorry..."
"This isn't even my ship, I'm borrowing it from a friend!"
"Can we just kill Gates?"
"Fine - but be sure to take his credic card, retina, and thumb so we can pay for the repairs."
"What do we need the retina and thumb for?"
"Identity verification."
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Posted 05 August 2001 - 01:34 AM
'Hm...'
[CA gazes at particle cannons.]
'I do believe I can repair them.'
[Darkk stares in disbelief]
'What? You have no idea how to repair particle cannons, they're not even in SETR!'
[CA holds up tiny chip.]
'Behold, the fuse.'
[CA gazes at particle cannons.]
'I do believe I can repair them.'
[Darkk stares in disbelief]
'What? You have no idea how to repair particle cannons, they're not even in SETR!'
[CA holds up tiny chip.]
'Behold, the fuse.'
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Posted 05 August 2001 - 09:21 PM
Suddenly a faint message comes from somewhere in Texas
"Hi yall, yall Musta missed this here Texas I'm livin in cause I'm still here. You musta hit home other Texas.
Then a very tough looking warship appears along side the ship that most of the main characters are on. The ships name reads Indigo Flame
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"Hi yall, yall Musta missed this here Texas I'm livin in cause I'm still here. You musta hit home other Texas.
Then a very tough looking warship appears along side the ship that most of the main characters are on. The ships name reads Indigo Flame
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Posted 06 August 2001 - 12:59 AM
/me checks the ID server - it's up
"Altair, what did texas look like?"
"Sorta small, near that place with the shot heard round the world cra..."
/me checks the firing logs
"You dolt, you got Rhode Island instead!"
"I told you, I'm an Australian."
"Fine, help me shoot down this guy."
[CA tries the fuse, but it won't fit.]
"Crud!"
[Suddenly, Darkk flings a CD into the comm system and hits "play". The other ship runs away as fast as it can.]
"What the heck was that?"
"The Worst of Boy Bands, from Torture Monthly."
"They allow that magazine in the US?"
"Technically it's Chinese, but there's an english edition."
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"Altair, what did texas look like?"
"Sorta small, near that place with the shot heard round the world cra..."
/me checks the firing logs
"You dolt, you got Rhode Island instead!"
"I told you, I'm an Australian."
"Fine, help me shoot down this guy."
[CA tries the fuse, but it won't fit.]
"Crud!"
[Suddenly, Darkk flings a CD into the comm system and hits "play". The other ship runs away as fast as it can.]
"What the heck was that?"
"The Worst of Boy Bands, from Torture Monthly."
"They allow that magazine in the US?"
"Technically it's Chinese, but there's an english edition."
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Posted 07 August 2001 - 03:01 AM
[Gorillas teleport on board the ship, and grab darkk and CA. They take them to their leader.]
'Ahh good day gentlemen.'
'Grand Admiral Thrawn!'
[Suddenly, Grand Admiral Thrawn dissolves.]
'I thought I told you not to use your twisted imagination!' Says Darkk.
'Ahh good day gentlemen.'
'Grand Admiral Thrawn!'
[Suddenly, Grand Admiral Thrawn dissolves.]
'I thought I told you not to use your twisted imagination!' Says Darkk.
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Posted 07 August 2001 - 05:37 PM
**comes in with a gateship with shields that reflect anything..... including anti-mater weapons and time dilations**
ok , im fixing everything
**fires a time weapon and resets everything to the point with the military nanobots**
**everyone looks around a little dazed**
ok , problem solved....
**time reverts back**
damn , it was a good try
**jumps out of the gateship and it leaves**
ok , me and my spnkr are ready
**fires 20 foot long missles at earth and watches everyone run with his eyes that have 1:2,000,000,000 zoom**
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Warning : Anti - Matter Weapons Detecte........
ok , im fixing everything
**fires a time weapon and resets everything to the point with the military nanobots**
**everyone looks around a little dazed**
ok , problem solved....
**time reverts back**
damn , it was a good try
**jumps out of the gateship and it leaves**
ok , me and my spnkr are ready
**fires 20 foot long missles at earth and watches everyone run with his eyes that have 1:2,000,000,000 zoom**
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Warning : Anti - Matter Weapons Detecte........
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Posted 07 August 2001 - 07:35 PM
Stop trying to reset things, there's nothing wrong with the way things are.
Now that time is back to before time was reset, Pallas waits for Tallgeese to head off and reset it, and stops him.
[Can we agree not to mess with the timeline from now on?]
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"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to land somewhere and say, 'Behold, I am the Archangel Gabriel.'"
"I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor."
"Naturally. You could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mister Spock. But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork……"
Now that time is back to before time was reset, Pallas waits for Tallgeese to head off and reset it, and stops him.
[Can we agree not to mess with the timeline from now on?]
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"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to land somewhere and say, 'Behold, I am the Archangel Gabriel.'"
"I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor."
"Naturally. You could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mister Spock. But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork……"
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[Grand Admiral Thrawn's image dissolves into George Bush.]
'Bush, I thought you were dead!'
We both sputter at once.
'I was,' He said, without emotion. 'I have been reincarnated as a servant of darkkness.'
'hey!'
'Sorry, anyway part of this will involve torturing you.'
'Oh?'
'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!'
'Oh?'
'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!'
'Oh?'
'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!'
'Oh?'
'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!'
[Time loop that tallgeese creates reverts to normal.]
'I see.'
'Ho ho ho ho.'
'Don't start that again!'
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"I am funny, it's just that everyone else has a sense of humour."
'Bush, I thought you were dead!'
We both sputter at once.
'I was,' He said, without emotion. 'I have been reincarnated as a servant of darkkness.'
'hey!'
'Sorry, anyway part of this will involve torturing you.'
'Oh?'
'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!'
'Oh?'
'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!'
'Oh?'
'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!'
'Oh?'
'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!'
[Time loop that tallgeese creates reverts to normal.]
'I see.'
'Ho ho ho ho.'
'Don't start that again!'
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Posted 08 August 2001 - 01:43 AM
Karrde beams on board Darkks' ship.
"Hey guys, I heard you were planning to visit Redmond. Can I come along?"
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'Is that what I think it is?'
'What?'
'A big orange swirly thing in space!'
-Red Dwarf
"Hey guys, I heard you were planning to visit Redmond. Can I come along?"
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'Is that what I think it is?'
'What?'
'A big orange swirly thing in space!'
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Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 08 August 2001 - 04:15 AM
[George Bush dissolves once more into Grand Admiral Thrawn.]
The primates shuffle uneasily.
'Ahh gentlemen, how good of you to come aboard the Chimaera.'
'What?'
The 3 survey the space around themselves. It is the bridge of the Chimaera, without question.
The Admiral surveys CA closely. CA suddenly realises he is wearing the uniform of an Imperial Moff. Darkk is wearing a uniform of a Star destroyer captain. On it, it says 'Captain Darkk Pellaeon.' Karrde is wearing the uniform of a first lieutenant.
'Witness, the exquisite destruction of the rebel fleet.'
Darkk finds himself saying: 'Intelligence still indicates the rebel target is Tangrene.'
'It matters not whether we defeat them at Tangrene or Bilbringi.'
The primates shuffle uneasily.
'Ahh gentlemen, how good of you to come aboard the Chimaera.'
'What?'
The 3 survey the space around themselves. It is the bridge of the Chimaera, without question.
The Admiral surveys CA closely. CA suddenly realises he is wearing the uniform of an Imperial Moff. Darkk is wearing a uniform of a Star destroyer captain. On it, it says 'Captain Darkk Pellaeon.' Karrde is wearing the uniform of a first lieutenant.
'Witness, the exquisite destruction of the rebel fleet.'
Darkk finds himself saying: 'Intelligence still indicates the rebel target is Tangrene.'
'It matters not whether we defeat them at Tangrene or Bilbringi.'
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Posted 08 August 2001 - 01:02 PM
Pharris lies comfortably on a beach chair, listening the the warm medditeranean waves lapping at the soft, sandy shore, sipping his corona, watching the fireworks taking place in the night sky. He is espescially impressed when the battlecruiser tumbles from orbit in a large fireball. He offers to buy a pretty young lady a drink, but she speaks as much English as he speaks Turkish-that is to say none, and she only looks at him with a confused expression on her face. His attention is suddenly grabbed by the flaming remains of the battlecruiser plummeting into the sea.
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The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!
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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!
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Posted 10 August 2001 - 05:00 AM
The battle rages outside the Chimaera. Thrawn looks at it from the bridge of the Star Destroyer. Everything is going well. The inderdictor cruisers keep on blocking the rebel ships, making them vulnerable each and every wave. The rebels were losing, badly.
'Going somewhere captain?'
Darkk tries to walk of the bridge.
'Yes sir, we're receiving a message from Wayland.'
'Read it, captain.' Thrawn said, his voice quiet.
'Decrypt is coming in now sir.' Said Darkk, tapping his hand impatiently on the board. The message came up.
'The mountain is under attack, sir.' He told Thrawn. '2 different forces of natives, plus a bunch of Noghri-'
Rukh appeared out of thin air, knife in hand. CA brings up a blaster from his holster and fires it point blank at the Noghri, just as he is about to kill Grand Admiral Thrawn.
'Thankyou Alemein.'
'My pleasure Grand Admiral.'
A platoon of stormtroopers enter.
'Take his body away' Thrawn commands majestically.
'Yes sir.'
'Well, that was interesting was it not captain?'
'Sir, it appears the Noghri have turned against us.'
'Evidently captain. After this battle is finished, and wayland secured, we will no doubt pay Noghri a visit.' And he smiled as he saw the dead Rukh being hauled away.
'Sir?'
'But it was so artistically done.'
'Going somewhere captain?'
Darkk tries to walk of the bridge.
'Yes sir, we're receiving a message from Wayland.'
'Read it, captain.' Thrawn said, his voice quiet.
'Decrypt is coming in now sir.' Said Darkk, tapping his hand impatiently on the board. The message came up.
'The mountain is under attack, sir.' He told Thrawn. '2 different forces of natives, plus a bunch of Noghri-'
Rukh appeared out of thin air, knife in hand. CA brings up a blaster from his holster and fires it point blank at the Noghri, just as he is about to kill Grand Admiral Thrawn.
'Thankyou Alemein.'
'My pleasure Grand Admiral.'
A platoon of stormtroopers enter.
'Take his body away' Thrawn commands majestically.
'Yes sir.'
'Well, that was interesting was it not captain?'
'Sir, it appears the Noghri have turned against us.'
'Evidently captain. After this battle is finished, and wayland secured, we will no doubt pay Noghri a visit.' And he smiled as he saw the dead Rukh being hauled away.
'Sir?'
'But it was so artistically done.'
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Posted 19 August 2001 - 03:12 PM
As for have being transported into another reality, Karrde is teleported within the real Wild Karrde, currently located on Wayland.
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'Is that what I think it is?'
'What?'
'A big orange swirly thing in space!'
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'Is that what I think it is?'
'What?'
'A big orange swirly thing in space!'
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conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 23 August 2001 - 04:29 AM
Grand Moff Joveia [previously Grand Moff Alemein], left the Admiral's bridge, escorted by several platoons of stormtroopers.
He made his way to the docking station, remembering Thrawn's last words.
'Grand Moff Joveia, our latest victory against the Rebels has not gone unnoticed by the remaining Imperial Warlords and neutral planets. Our leaving of the Home One to escape has brought immense suspicion upon Admiral Ackbar. He has been arrested and placed under house arrest pending further investigation. With our cripping of their main fleet, it is only a matter of time before the Rebels fall.'
Now, he was going to Wayland with the Chimaera, and it's full battalion of assault transports.
Other vessels were heading for Noghri, to put an end to their people.
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There are only 3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
He made his way to the docking station, remembering Thrawn's last words.
'Grand Moff Joveia, our latest victory against the Rebels has not gone unnoticed by the remaining Imperial Warlords and neutral planets. Our leaving of the Home One to escape has brought immense suspicion upon Admiral Ackbar. He has been arrested and placed under house arrest pending further investigation. With our cripping of their main fleet, it is only a matter of time before the Rebels fall.'
Now, he was going to Wayland with the Chimaera, and it's full battalion of assault transports.
Other vessels were heading for Noghri, to put an end to their people.
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There are only 3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
There are only 3 kinds of people; those who can count, and those who can't.
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Posted 24 August 2001 - 08:59 AM
[Now why did you do that? I haven't read whatever-Star-Wars-series Thrawn is in; I'm not going to, and I could care less about Star Wars in general. Seems a bit inconsiderate to me]
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Posted 24 August 2001 - 09:28 AM
That's a surprise Pallas, oh well...
***CA thinks very hard on the space station... Which is rather convenient, since now he is there.***
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There are only 3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
***CA thinks very hard on the space station... Which is rather convenient, since now he is there.***
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There are only 3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
There are only 3 kinds of people; those who can count, and those who can't.
