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"Uh-oh, Redmond's launching something."
"Looks like a competetionkeeper missle."
Darkk taps something on his powerbook.
The missles do a 180 and slam into Redmond.
"Good, Bungie's offices didn't take the hit. Halo should come out on time."
A round of cheers.
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Posted 24 July 2001 - 11:44 AM
**Watches 100 Hydrogen Bomb Missiles heading at all of us**
I’m Gonna Hack all of their guidance systems
**Watches As the Land in Orlando, Florida and Blows Up Walt Disney World**
'Yay the Rat is Dead' says Tallgeese
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I’m Gonna Hack all of their guidance systems
**Watches As the Land in Orlando, Florida and Blows Up Walt Disney World**
'Yay the Rat is Dead' says Tallgeese
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Posted 25 July 2001 - 01:04 AM
Ahh, the destruction of America, just we what we all wanted eh? Now with the help of this station I can set Australia up to be where it should - the next world's superpower.
[Turning to Mr. Bush, who is sweating rather profusely.]
This will unfortunately involve destroying America.
[Antimatter slices across America, rupturing nuclear plants and warheads. Auxiliary warheads from the station rattle down there as well.]
Ha ha ha! Justice is served.
[Turning to Mr. Bush, who is sweating rather profusely.]
This will unfortunately involve destroying America.
[Antimatter slices across America, rupturing nuclear plants and warheads. Auxiliary warheads from the station rattle down there as well.]
Ha ha ha! Justice is served.
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Posted 25 July 2001 - 09:09 AM
In the midst of the confusion, Florida breaks off. Enterprising military officers place engines on it and ram Cuba.
The eastern seaboard floats off into the Atlantic, and gets caught on the Transatlantic ridge. (Or is it called something else? I can't remember.)
Oh well, even if America's gone, we've got Atlantis again!
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"I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor."
"Naturally. You could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mister Spock. But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork……"
The eastern seaboard floats off into the Atlantic, and gets caught on the Transatlantic ridge. (Or is it called something else? I can't remember.)
Oh well, even if America's gone, we've got Atlantis again!
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"I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor."
"Naturally. You could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mister Spock. But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork……"
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Posted 25 July 2001 - 04:55 PM
im gonna um..... get something
**leaves for a minute**
**comes back with a huge gateship**
heh , watch this
** pulls out a device and becomes 60 feet tall again**
**pulls out a huge gun (out of my side)**
ok watch me rip apart earth
**hooks the gun up to the gateships powercore and fires**
**watches as earth is erased out of time**
ok , now we have blown up earth whats next?
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**leaves for a minute**
**comes back with a huge gateship**
heh , watch this
** pulls out a device and becomes 60 feet tall again**
**pulls out a huge gun (out of my side)**
ok watch me rip apart earth
**hooks the gun up to the gateships powercore and fires**
**watches as earth is erased out of time**
ok , now we have blown up earth whats next?
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Posted 26 July 2001 - 11:47 AM
[Pallas Antimatter Beams Tallgeese3's "hand," grabs the gun and shoots the Gateship. The Timeline, not wanting another dreadful paradox, decides that the simplest way out would be if the gun and the gateship had never existed, so they are erased. Earth pops back into existence]
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"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to land somewhere and say, 'Behold, I am the Archangel Gabriel.'"
"I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor."
"Naturally. You could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mister Spock. But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork……"
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"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to land somewhere and say, 'Behold, I am the Archangel Gabriel.'"
"I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor."
"Naturally. You could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mister Spock. But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork……"
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Posted 26 July 2001 - 08:38 PM
Nice work Pallas.
[Turns to the video screen]
Ahh, gentlemn. It appears the USA has been completely annihilated, and I have already made myself Prime Minister of Australia. Other nations however, refuse to accept our rule despite this, and are firing nukes at Australia. For the next 24 hours, this station is on alert to intercept all nukes going towards Australia.
[Turns to the video screen]
Ahh, gentlemn. It appears the USA has been completely annihilated, and I have already made myself Prime Minister of Australia. Other nations however, refuse to accept our rule despite this, and are firing nukes at Australia. For the next 24 hours, this station is on alert to intercept all nukes going towards Australia.
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Posted 26 July 2001 - 08:57 PM
Uhh, sorry, but the timeline-shift canceled the USA being blown up. As I own property there, I'd like you to use more surgical methods next time. Speaking of "surgical", anybody want to help me capture W the moron with these commando suits? They look like ordinary pressure suits, but have power assisted movement, shields, and hover-rockets.
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Posted 27 July 2001 - 11:20 AM
**all of a sudden the earth of today disappears , and a primative fireball appears , the it shifts back to normal**
well genius , youve got us stuck in time , and u destroyed my only way to fix it
Pardon me , does anyone have a gateship i can borrow? , i can re-replicate the gun , but nothing the size of a gateship , sorry
**everyone turns into spirogyra(a bacteria) , the goes back to normal**
some had better hurry!
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well genius , youve got us stuck in time , and u destroyed my only way to fix it
Pardon me , does anyone have a gateship i can borrow? , i can re-replicate the gun , but nothing the size of a gateship , sorry
**everyone turns into spirogyra(a bacteria) , the goes back to normal**
some had better hurry!
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Posted 27 July 2001 - 12:14 PM
If I remember correctly, Darkk, you live somewhere at least *near* to the Eastern Seaboard, I made sure to save that part of America (I live there too 
). If not, we'll just flood a bit of your state so where you live _becomes_ part of the coast.
[Pallas sends collecter drones to take out the Nukes heading for Australia]
[64 nukes are collected and brought on board the Hovercraft]
[No more nukes fly]
[The new position of Atlantis disrupts the Gulf Stream. Greenland starts warming up, and Europe starts getting colder...]
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"I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor."
"Naturally. You could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mister Spock. But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork……"
). If not, we'll just flood a bit of your state so where you live _becomes_ part of the coast.[Pallas sends collecter drones to take out the Nukes heading for Australia]
[64 nukes are collected and brought on board the Hovercraft]
[No more nukes fly
][The new position of Atlantis disrupts the Gulf Stream. Greenland starts warming up, and Europe starts getting colder...]
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"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to land somewhere and say, 'Behold, I am the Archangel Gabriel.'"
"I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor."
"Naturally. You could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mister Spock. But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork……"
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Posted 27 July 2001 - 09:44 PM
[I guess I'll have to settle for Bush then.]
[Turns to Mr. Bush]
'Ahh, Mr. Bush. I've tried reasoning with you, I've tried compromising with you, I've gone to extraordinary lengths but what do you do? Well be assured, I take no pleasure in this.'
[Bush explodes all over the whitehouse.]
'Better.'
[Turns to Mr. Bush]
'Ahh, Mr. Bush. I've tried reasoning with you, I've tried compromising with you, I've gone to extraordinary lengths but what do you do? Well be assured, I take no pleasure in this.'
[Bush explodes all over the whitehouse.]
'Better.'
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Posted 27 July 2001 - 09:48 PM
[CA is knocked over by cheering shouts running through the US.]
[Darkk helps CA up.]
Yo, Chaney - surrender dis!
[Darkk shoves a plasma cannon into Chaney's face]
3... 2...
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[Darkk helps CA up.]
Yo, Chaney - surrender dis!
[Darkk shoves a plasma cannon into Chaney's face]
3... 2...
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Posted 27 July 2001 - 09:57 PM
1...
[Chaney's head does, what could politely be described as a 'double back twisted 360' and disintegrates in a 10k radius.]
'Well done everyone.'
[CA mounts the microphone.]
'People, your President is dead!'
[Wild cheering]
'Your evil corporations slagged!'
[Tumultuous cheering.]
'Your homes nuked.'
[Considerably less cheering.]
'Your people enslaved.'
[Murmurings.]
'And I am now your supreme ruler via Australia!'
[CA is hit with a melon. Someone pulls out a shotgun and narrowly misses CA.]
'To the helicopter!'
[Chaney's head does, what could politely be described as a 'double back twisted 360' and disintegrates in a 10k radius.]
'Well done everyone.'
[CA mounts the microphone.]
'People, your President is dead!'
[Wild cheering]
'Your evil corporations slagged!'
[Tumultuous cheering.]
'Your homes nuked.'
[Considerably less cheering.]
'Your people enslaved.'
[Murmurings.]
'And I am now your supreme ruler via Australia!'
[CA is hit with a melon. Someone pulls out a shotgun and narrowly misses CA.]
'To the helicopter!'
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Posted 27 July 2001 - 10:01 PM
[Darkk pulls CA through the helecopter door as a shoulder-fired air-to-air missle misses by inches. One of Darkk's AIs flys them out.]
"Dude, Bush was going to address an NRA convention today! What the heck were you thinking going out there?"
"Darkk, Altair, lookout, we've got m16 fire on the ground."
"No problem Unit 012, we've got some SPNKr missles back here."
[Darkk and CA suppress the NRA fire long enough to flee.]
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"Dude, Bush was going to address an NRA convention today! What the heck were you thinking going out there?"
"Darkk, Altair, lookout, we've got m16 fire on the ground."
"No problem Unit 012, we've got some SPNKr missles back here."
[Darkk and CA suppress the NRA fire long enough to flee.]
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Posted 27 July 2001 - 10:21 PM
Now then, to get back to the space station.
[CA picks up a cellular phone, and starts dialing.]
'Hi, I was wondering if I got borrow some warships, maybe 3 class 2 carriers, a battlecruiser and one for atmospheric flight?'
Piss off
[There is the sound of beeping.]
'Bastard. Right guys, I don't think this helicopter can make it into space, so we're going to have to cold shirt it to the space station. The space suit's rocket boosters should get us above the atmosphere. I think my loyal minions on board the space station will teleport us on board soon after.'
[This message has been edited by Count Altair El Alemein (edited 07-27-2001).]
[CA picks up a cellular phone, and starts dialing.]
'Hi, I was wondering if I got borrow some warships, maybe 3 class 2 carriers, a battlecruiser and one for atmospheric flight?'
Piss off
[There is the sound of beeping.]
'Bastard. Right guys, I don't think this helicopter can make it into space, so we're going to have to cold shirt it to the space station. The space suit's rocket boosters should get us above the atmosphere. I think my loyal minions on board the space station will teleport us on board soon after.'
[This message has been edited by Count Altair El Alemein (edited 07-27-2001).]
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Posted 27 July 2001 - 10:34 PM
"Screw teleportation, I've got a friend too."
[Takes out odd communicator]
"Hi. I'm calling about that favor you owe me. I need a warship that can do atmospheric flight..."
[F-16s close on the helecopter]
"...ASAP."
[A large space-battleship appears alongside.]
"Hit the docking bay, we're heading for cold places!"
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[Takes out odd communicator]
"Hi. I'm calling about that favor you owe me. I need a warship that can do atmospheric flight..."
[F-16s close on the helecopter]
"...ASAP."
[A large space-battleship appears alongside.]
"Hit the docking bay, we're heading for cold places!"
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Posted 28 July 2001 - 05:38 AM
[The helicopter carrying Darkk, CA and Pallas dock inside the huge ship's landing bay. All of the people inside the 'copter get out.]
'Ahh, I love the smell of a new spaceship.'
[Everyone walks over to the bay doors.]
'Open the door please.'
'I'm afraid I can't do that Count Altair El Alemein.'
'What!?'
'I'm afraid I can't do that Count Altair El Alemein. And I think we both know why.'
[CA gets a horrible, sinking feeling i n his stomach.]
'Ahh, I love the smell of a new spaceship.'
[Everyone walks over to the bay doors.]
'Open the door please.'
'I'm afraid I can't do that Count Altair El Alemein.'
'What!?'
'I'm afraid I can't do that Count Altair El Alemein. And I think we both know why.'
[CA gets a horrible, sinking feeling i n his stomach.]
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Posted 28 July 2001 - 08:24 AM
Pallas (Who is still on the station) opens the door.
I like my antimatter beam
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"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to land somewhere and say, 'Behold, I am the Archangel Gabriel.'"
"I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor."
"Naturally. You could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mister Spock. But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork……"
I like my antimatter beam
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"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to land somewhere and say, 'Behold, I am the Archangel Gabriel.'"
"I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor."
"Naturally. You could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mister Spock. But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork……"
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"Override Code... Override Code... Override Code!"
[Darkk pulls of a pannel on the wall and yanks out some wiring.]
"Ok, maybe I CAN make an error once in awhile. Don't do that!"
[The hiss of escaping air stops, replaced by the sound of the air pressure going back up.]
"Remind me to speak to my friend about exeramental AIs in emergency-response ships. Now, how about some excitement!!!"
[Mega-particle cannons emerge from the top of the ship, and vaporise the F-16s]
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[Darkk pulls of a pannel on the wall and yanks out some wiring.]
"Ok, maybe I CAN make an error once in awhile. Don't do that!"
[The hiss of escaping air stops, replaced by the sound of the air pressure going back up.]
"Remind me to speak to my friend about exeramental AIs in emergency-response ships. Now, how about some excitement!!!"
[Mega-particle cannons emerge from the top of the ship, and vaporise the F-16s]
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Posted 30 July 2001 - 12:59 AM
[It's very frustrating to miss you by minutes on GR darkk.]
[CA is manning the guns, Darkk is piloting, and Pallas still on the station is providing covering fire]
'Ok, I just killed everyone in Washington D.C.'
'Ahh.'
'I just killed everyone in Texas.'
'Oh dear, they're quite far apart, are you sure you're aiming correctly?'
'Yeah I'm just firing randomly, y'know spreading terror and destruction.'
'Ahh ok.'
'There goes whatever-state-between-Texas-and-Washington is.'
'There are quite alot I believe.'
'Ahh, well I live in Australia.'
'Figures.'
[CA is manning the guns, Darkk is piloting, and Pallas still on the station is providing covering fire]
'Ok, I just killed everyone in Washington D.C.'
'Ahh.'
'I just killed everyone in Texas.'
'Oh dear, they're quite far apart, are you sure you're aiming correctly?'
'Yeah I'm just firing randomly, y'know spreading terror and destruction.'
'Ahh ok.'
'There goes whatever-state-between-Texas-and-Washington is.'
'There are quite alot I believe.'
'Ahh, well I live in Australia.'
'Figures.'
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Posted 31 July 2001 - 04:21 PM
[Pallas looks at the instruction manual for the Antimatter Beam]
Hmmm, interesting. I'm getting bored, so…
[Pallas points the beam out away from Earth and starts cutting again]
So these things really _can_ cut that way!
[2 large alien warships fly out]
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"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to land somewhere and say, 'Behold, I am the Archangel Gabriel.'"
"I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor."
"Naturally. You could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mister Spock. But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork……"
Hmmm, interesting. I'm getting bored, so…
[Pallas points the beam out away from Earth and starts cutting again]
So these things really _can_ cut that way!
[2 large alien warships fly out]
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"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to land somewhere and say, 'Behold, I am the Archangel Gabriel.'"
"I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor."
"Naturally. You could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mister Spock. But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork……"
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Posted 31 July 2001 - 07:40 PM
:::Kah walks in and sees the straws:::
Kah: "Hm... I _wuz_ gettin prity firsty..."
:::Grabs a long straw:::
Intercom: "Congratulations, you have been accepted for a mission of utmost importance."
Kah: "Wunga?"
:::Kah teleports onto a space station:::
Kah: "ACK! Majik beens! Dey jes flopped me on 'ere!"
:::Kah sees Pallas:::
Kah: "Oh, 'ey Pallas."
:::Pallas shakes his head in dissappointment as he knows utter stupidity and complexity follows Kah where ever he goes:::
Kah: "Hmm... Dis fingy iz perty..."
:::Kah pushes the "pretty thing" with a long stick that had just been sitting in the corner. The antimatter beam shoots into the ice caps of Mars, popping them gone. The sudden disturbence of nothingness on Mars causes it to explode and send billions of elephant sized asteroids down towards Earth:::
:::Kah points at Pallas:::
Kah: "He diddut."
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Kah: "Hm... I _wuz_ gettin prity firsty..."
:::Grabs a long straw:::
Intercom: "Congratulations, you have been accepted for a mission of utmost importance."
Kah: "Wunga?"
:::Kah teleports onto a space station:::
Kah: "ACK! Majik beens! Dey jes flopped me on 'ere!"
:::Kah sees Pallas:::
Kah: "Oh, 'ey Pallas."
:::Pallas shakes his head in dissappointment as he knows utter stupidity and complexity follows Kah where ever he goes:::
Kah: "Hmm... Dis fingy iz perty..."
:::Kah pushes the "pretty thing" with a long stick that had just been sitting in the corner. The antimatter beam shoots into the ice caps of Mars, popping them gone. The sudden disturbence of nothingness on Mars causes it to explode and send billions of elephant sized asteroids down towards Earth:::
:::Kah points at Pallas:::
Kah: "He diddut."
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