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The ambassador from Venus parked his saucer outside the United Nations. He waddled outside and tapped something in his pocket. The saucer beeped twice. He looked up at the sign next to him:
“2 HOUR PARKING MON-FRI. PARK ALTERNATE SIDE TUES 6-10 AM. 4 HOUR PARKING SAT-SUN, EXCEPT HOLIDAYS”
“Wub?” the Venus Ambassador said. The sign did not respond.
“Wub?” he repeated. He hugged the sign.
The ambassador walked into the United Nations building. Security stepped aside, as though they had been expecting him, though of course they hadn't. As he passed each guard, he again repeated “Wub,” and gave the guard a hug.
When he reached the main audience chamber of the UN, he hopped up to the stage and stood behind the podium. This did not work out well (he was just over a meter tall and could not see over it). He peeked around the side. “Wub?” he inquired again, then stepped to the side. He stood before them, wearing his silver coveralls and sunglasses.
The American ambassador turned to the French ambassador next to her. “What's his motive?” she asked. “Do we have any intel on this Venus Ambassador? Any terrorist affiliations?"
“C'est l'amour” the French ambassador responded. “Universal, perfect, interplanetary love.”
The Venus Ambassador beamed. He traced a heart with his fingers.
“Wub!”
The color drained from the American ambassador's face as she realized…
WILL THE VENUS AMBASSADOR SUCCEED IN SPREADING HIS MESSAGE OF WUB TO THE WORLD? WHAT IS “WUB”, AND WILL IT RESULT THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH IN A FIERY CATACLYSM? WILL MARS SOMEHOW GET INVOLVED? TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION TO THE TALE OF THE VENUS AMBASSADOR!
This post has been edited by Pallas Athene: 14 February 2012 - 10:30 PM