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Who's cock is bigger? MRXAK your subtitle suggestion was far too long for this description

Poll: Which one is bigger: (12 member(s) have cast votes)

Pluck one.

  1. Roast (6 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  2. Sandwiches (6 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

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#1 User is offline   undead_shadow 

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Posted 27 September 2010 - 10:49 AM

This one:

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Or this one:

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Posted 27 September 2010 - 11:01 AM

I vote shenanigans for president!

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Posted 27 September 2010 - 12:17 PM

*whose
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Posted 27 September 2010 - 12:41 PM

Prick cocked it right up.
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Posted 28 September 2010 - 01:55 AM

Why is pufer not an option?
Bella: "Wait... You say you heard what they were thinking? So what you.. you read minds.."
Edward: "I can read every mind in this room, apart from yours. Money, sex, money, sex, cat.. and then you, nothing."

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

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Posted 28 September 2010 - 08:33 AM

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Posted 28 September 2010 - 01:32 PM

But seriously,

Who is cock?

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Posted 28 September 2010 - 03:36 PM

View PostTwo Jacks, on Sep 28 2010, 02:32 PM, said:

But seriously,

Who is cock?


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Posted 29 September 2010 - 05:06 AM

I see you have constructed a new cock. Your skills are complete. Indeed you are powerful as the Emperor has foreseen.
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Posted 29 September 2010 - 08:23 AM

We can't repel cocks of that magnitude!

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Posted 29 September 2010 - 08:25 AM

I always noticed with the original StarCraft that Protoss Probes would occasionally say 'wang' when you clicked on them.
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 07:18 AM

View PostJeremiah, on Sep 29 2010, 11:06 AM, said:

I see you have constructed a new cock. Your skills are complete. Indeed you are powerful as the Emperor has foreseen.

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Posted 02 October 2010 - 12:36 AM

I'm disappointed that nobody has pointed out that's neither a roast cock, nor a cock sandwich.

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Posted 02 October 2010 - 02:30 AM

My cock is bigger than either of those.

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Posted 02 October 2010 - 05:43 AM

View PostManta, on Oct 2 2010, 02:30 AM, said:

My cock is bigger than either of those.

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Posted 02 October 2010 - 12:30 PM

Oh yeah?!? Well, my cock is the biggest of all!
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Posted 02 October 2010 - 05:42 PM

I think I have you beat.

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This post has been edited by oryhara: 02 October 2010 - 05:42 PM

Bella: "Wait... You say you heard what they were thinking? So what you.. you read minds.."
Edward: "I can read every mind in this room, apart from yours. Money, sex, money, sex, cat.. and then you, nothing."

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

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Posted 03 October 2010 - 11:31 AM

That's not a cock. That's a phallus.
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Posted 03 October 2010 - 12:54 PM

I regularly wear this on a t-shirt:

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It's not about size, but quantity.
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Posted 03 October 2010 - 02:25 PM

View PostMispeled, on Oct 3 2010, 01:54 PM, said:

I regularly wear this on a t-shirt:

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It's not about size, but quantity.


Is that even real?
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Posted 03 October 2010 - 03:18 PM

Yes. USC's mascot is the gamecock and they have a ton of cock-punned shirts.
Do you go there, Mispeled? I know a lot of people there (but I guess it's a big school so that doesn't mean much).

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 01:22 PM

Yeah I'm a freshman, living in the honors dorm.

Also, why the garnet font? :(
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Posted 05 October 2010 - 03:57 PM

View PostMispeled, on Oct 5 2010, 02:22 PM, said:

Yeah I'm a freshman, living in the honors dorm.

Also, why the garnet font? :(

I'm the anti-mrxak.
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Posted 05 October 2010 - 10:12 PM

View PostMispeled, on Oct 5 2010, 12:22 PM, said:

Yeah I'm a freshman, living in the honors dorm.


Fake USC.

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 11:06 PM

View PostMispeled, on Oct 5 2010, 11:22 AM, said:

Also, why the garnet font? :(



View PostRickton, on Oct 5 2010, 01:57 PM, said:

I'm the anti-mrxak.


Colorblindness is awesome. I JUST NOW realized that you're not using the same color he is.
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