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#1 User is offline   prophile 

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Posted 04 September 2009 - 02:44 PM

stings like buggery
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Posted 04 September 2009 - 05:36 PM

And what of your left eye? Has it healed, and is it ready and able and willing to assume the powers and responsibilities of your right eye until the time when it shall have healed and be able to reassume those powers and responsibilities?
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Posted 04 September 2009 - 08:00 PM



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Posted 04 September 2009 - 09:51 PM

The right eye didn't know what the left eye was doing. No one ever does, until it's too late, as prophile has just found out.
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Posted 05 September 2009 - 10:37 AM

Someone buggered your right eye?
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Posted 05 September 2009 - 10:44 AM

I seem to get shampoo in one or more of my eyes every bloody time I take a shower.
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Posted 05 September 2009 - 02:59 PM

Not getting shampoo in your eyes can significantly reduce your chances of getting shampoo in your eyes.
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Posted 08 September 2009 - 01:17 AM

If you had been wearing your cool shades this wouldn't have happened.
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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:36 PM



-Pufer
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Posted 08 September 2009 - 07:19 PM

Cool beaver, Pufer?
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Posted 10 September 2009 - 07:54 PM

Sunglasses = cool. It's a universal internet truth.
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Posted 11 September 2009 - 12:21 PM

What if George Bush wears them?
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Posted 13 September 2009 - 10:07 AM

If he's on the internet, then yes.
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Posted 14 September 2009 - 05:43 PM


Consistency: It's only a virtue if you're not a screw-up.

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Posted 14 September 2009 - 05:57 PM

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Posted 14 September 2009 - 09:53 PM

QUOTE (Azier_Mordan @ Sep 14 2009, 06:43 PM)


Yup, Bush is totally cool in that picture.
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 11:22 PM

I don't even feel sorry for the Navy dude standing next to him because Bush is wearing shades!

This post has been edited by Captain Zaphod Beeblebrox: 22 September 2009 - 11:23 PM

Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut

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