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A Manly Topic

#1 User is offline   Jeremiah 

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 02:34 AM

It began with an intake of delicious golden nectar, not too bitter, not too strong and not too fizzy. The alcoholic content was just enough to deliver the relaxing shiver down the spine. Once finished, the gaseous particles needed to be expelled.

*Buuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrp*
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 08:46 AM

You're a drunk!
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 10:31 AM

This topic is for pansies.

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 03:57 PM

QUOTE (Shlimazel @ Jul 14 2009, 10:31 AM)
This topic is for pansies.



That and anything else you can make beer out of.
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 05:21 PM

The only manly thing about this topic is that I have now posted in it. And for reasons that remain obscure to you, that is saying something.

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 11:41 PM

That is, until Pufer showed up.

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 07:31 AM

QUOTE (Jeremiah @ Jul 14 2009, 07:34 AM)
*Buuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrp*


Girls can do this too...
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Posted 15 July 2009 - 10:09 AM

I'm so manly I accidentally the 2x4 and didn't even get scratched.

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 02:44 PM

QUOTE (undead_shadow @ Jul 15 2009, 05:31 AM)
Girls can do this too...

Not without trying to stifle it and not without being self-conscious about it... laugh.gif

This post has been edited by duke_juker: 15 July 2009 - 02:45 PM

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 05:53 AM

QUOTE (Shlimazel @ Jul 14 2009, 04:31 PM)
This topic is for pansies.


So you agree to be a pansy by posting in it?
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 10:00 AM

I-no-

dammit

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 11:56 AM

I really hope the beer fairy has delivered today, I need liquid satisfaction.
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Posted 26 July 2009 - 09:23 PM

This topic is not manly enough. Real manversations are about your beard and sideburns and that time you challenged the President to a push-up contest and won.
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Posted 26 July 2009 - 10:09 PM

QUOTE (duke_juker @ Jul 15 2009, 08:44 PM)
Not without trying to stifle it and not without being self-conscious about it... laugh.gif

ITT chovanist gender stereotyping.
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Posted 27 July 2009 - 01:07 AM

QUOTE (Sponge Tom @ Jul 26 2009, 08:23 PM)
This topic is not manly enough. Real manversations are about your beard and sideburns and that time you challenged the President to a push-up contest and won.


I'm going to go ahead and assume that you have no beard, no mighty sideburns, and have never seen the President.

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 09:22 AM

Yeah. When you have a beard, you don't need to talk about it.
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Posted 27 July 2009 - 01:11 PM

QUOTE (Pufer @ Jul 27 2009, 02:07 AM)
I'm going to go ahead and assume that you have no beard, no mighty sideburns, and have never seen the President.

-Pufer


I have the beginnings of a beard, I have sideburns, though they be not mighty, and I have seen the president in person (but he was a senator at the time). He even tousled my hair.
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Posted 27 July 2009 - 06:03 PM

So that's a no then.
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Posted 28 July 2009 - 02:57 AM

Good God! I hope the President boiled his hand afterwards.

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 05:59 AM

The CIA should have kidnapped said hand and flown it to a Siberian Gulag, never to be seen again. Well, except by the dozen hairless war criminals in the same cell.
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Posted 28 July 2009 - 11:31 AM

Then the president should have installed a pirate hook on the stump, announced the dissolving of the USA in preference to the MCAPS (Motley Crew of American Pirate States), and sailed off to steal cargoes from the french.

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 12:50 AM

Who would buy their cheese?
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Posted 29 July 2009 - 01:31 AM

I understand that the Portuguese black market is doing very well in the stolen cheese market this season.

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 08:43 AM

Indeed. They received a large shipment from me just yesterday (sans what is needed to pay the crew, of course.)

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 11:55 AM

Portugese? Ptssshhh. Full of rat droppings my last shipment was. Venezuelan, now that's some fine dandy cheese.
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