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The shirt you need to buy it gives you a +5 level of Awesome

#1 User is offline   MagnusApollo 

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Posted 24 June 2009 - 04:48 PM

The fashion world has always been unique. The shows where models stroll up and down with something that not even a blind robot would be caught in. It's no surprise that clothing designers have always drawn upon the weak or less impressive ideas in nature, and it's because of this reason items like this have been created.

First, some facts. While awesome, wolves share their ancestry with your best ball-chasing, kibble-eating friend, Canis lupus familiaris. And yes, they're apex predators and all (yawn), but let's face it: times have changed. New World Order and all that. Move on. The parrots have.

A quick look at parrot lineage leads in a straight, million year line back to the epitome of the apex predator - Tyrannosaurus Rex - but what have they been doing in the interveneing millennia?

Plotting, that's what.
(Also growing and preening lovely plumage, developing an appreciation for delicious peanuts, and learning to talk.)

So, here is my question:
Are you looking to leash the power of Lassie's cousin with a shirt like that up there, or do you want to turbocharge your life by tapping into the evolved power of parrot?

We offer you and the fashion world what might be one of the best shirts ever created:


Go to the Ambrosia Zazzle Store. Buy this shirt. Wear it, and feel the unbridled eons of potential course into every fiber of your being. The world will crack open before you like a tasty walnut.


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Posted 24 June 2009 - 05:04 PM

If you need any more reasons...



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Posted 24 June 2009 - 05:12 PM

Reported for spamming! Wait.. who do I tell?

Also who's the image of?
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 05:15 PM

QUOTE (undead_shadow @ Jun 24 2009, 06:12 PM)
Reported for spamming! Wait.. who do I tell?

Also who's the image of?



funny man.

It's hector, she modeled for the shirt.


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Posted 24 June 2009 - 08:09 PM

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 10:09 PM

O.M.G.


Fantastic design, I heartily approve!
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 08:43 AM

We just really thought the visual joke had to be shared with everyone. It's the reason I posted it on the boards…

it's scary, funny and horrible all rolled into one.

three hectors one moon...
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 05:17 PM

It's also an exact clone of what's been posted in the BnB.

Let us hope the denizens of ATT smile upon you for today...

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 01:41 PM

-p.s.

Free Shipping. Anywhere on the planet. No Minimums.
Use code: JUNESHIPFREE
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 02:05 PM

I'll take six!

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 06:06 PM

That's an awesome shirt.

But with something like 35 Woot shirts cluttering up my room, I can't justify a $30 shirt...
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Posted 29 June 2009 - 08:12 AM

Good to see the graphics team at Ambrosia HQ is working hard wink.gif
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 08:24 AM

SUP GUYS, BNB HERE, WE SENT ONE OF THESE BABIES TO THE ######ING SOUTH POLE. REPEAT, THE GOD DAMN SOUTH POLE.

OVER.

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 11:58 AM

Huh, I just one to Mars, MARS GODDAMMIT!!!!!
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Posted 10 September 2009 - 04:50 PM

ElGuapo7 recently informed me that the white eyes on parrots is a really bad sign.
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Posted 10 September 2009 - 08:57 PM

QUOTE (Hamster @ Jul 16 2009, 08:24 AM)
SUP GUYS, BNB HERE, WE SENT ONE OF THESE BABIES TO THE ######ING SOUTH POLE. REPEAT, THE GOD DAMN SOUTH POLE.

OVER.



This ever get a delivery confirmation?
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