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My Personal Revalation I am a Hamster

#1 Hamster

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Post icon Posted 25 May 2009 - 06:04 AM

'lo, soft fur doth adorn mine body, like the feathery tips of heather upon a golden hillock.

I scamper to and fro across yonder grey sea of Shagge Carpett, searching with mine beady eye for the smallest of morsels.

Hearken hither, and prithee turn thy eyes to my frenetic antics, turn thine eyes to the edge of ye glass table, and watch me lean further, yea, further, and fall to plop most basely to the floor.

Jubilation! I have procured a grain of corm. Two grains, three! Mine cheek pouches swell as the sumptuous victuals fill them until like balloons they dost appear.

Behold, for I art a Hamstere.

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#2 Mackilroy

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 08:59 AM

Hamster finally reveals his true nature!

At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 09:14 AM

A grain of corm actually sounds pretty good right now.

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 09:27 AM

We've all known for awhile, but I'm glad you can finally admit it to yourself.

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 02:28 PM

Awww he's a cute widdle hamster, innee?

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 04:35 PM

He's not just a hamster, look what happened when I enhanced the image..

#7 Sponge Tom

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 06:09 PM

S-...S-Santee Clawz? Is... is it really you?

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#8 GutlessWonder

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 10:38 PM

QUOTE (Sponge Tom @ May 25 2009, 06:09 PM)

S-...S-Santee Clawz? Is... is it really you?

Yes ~~Virginia~~ Sponge Tom, there is a Santa Claws.

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 11:12 PM

Hamsta Claws, actually.

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Posted 26 May 2009 - 02:03 AM

Why isn't is Santa Paws?

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Posted 26 May 2009 - 06:51 AM

I'd be really impressed if Santa Paws brings me my new Mountain Bike I've asked for.

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#12 undead_shadow

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Posted 26 May 2009 - 12:15 PM

Wait till the B&B president hears about this!

Oh wait...

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#13 Shlimazel

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 03:17 PM

This revalation sucks. It is bad. Go away.

#14 Sponge Tom

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 04:38 PM

Hey, why did we just let the evil dictator of the B&B just waltz in and seed his corrupt ideals in our very domain?

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#15 undead_shadow

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 06:49 PM

When I saw this topic just then, I thought Sponge had made a topic with his own revelations, I forgot Hamster had already made this.

Never mind I may be slighty drunk.

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#16 Shlimazel

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 07:22 PM

QUOTE

Never mind I may be slighty drunk.

Dammit, quit corrupting our innocence, you drunken sod.

#17 undead_shadow

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 11:44 AM

Also most of my friends are kids

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#18 GutlessWonder

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 09:48 PM

QUOTE (undead_shadow @ May 31 2009, 11:44 AM)

Also most of my friends are kids

Are you saying that Aqualung has nothing on you, then?

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#19 Lektor

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 04:08 AM

His hero is Michael Jackson, he's trying his best to emulate him.

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#20 undead_shadow

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 06:04 AM

Erm if this is aqualung he looks like a tit.

Michael Jackson really doesn't do it for me. It must be his face or something

My hero is a cross dressing comedian...

And no I don't emulate him either

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#21 Lektor

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 06:21 AM

Yeah, because cross dressing and having only kids as friends would be really messed up...

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#22 undead_shadow

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 07:31 AM

By kids I only meant they were under 18... so...

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#23 Lektor

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 08:02 AM

Yes, but how much under 18?

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