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#76 Lektor

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 08:28 AM

From the look of your average McDonalds worker, almost all of them

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#77 Sponge Tom

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 01:06 PM

Reminds me of when I went to a Pizza buffet last week. We were the last people to leave, so they gave us a box and let us take all the pizza we wanted. But alas, leftover chocolate chip cookie dough pizza is not as good as one would hope.

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#78 undead_shadow

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 02:10 PM

QUOTE (Lektor @ May 17 2009, 02:28 PM)

From the look of your average McDonalds worker, almost all of them

And that's why I'll never eat mcdonalds food.

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#79 The Journalist

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 02:19 PM

QUOTE (Pufer @ May 16 2009, 11:39 PM)

For my $1.07, I ended up with two spicy McChickens, a order of fries, a cherry pie, and a bag of oatmeal raisin cookies (I wasn't even aware McDonalds made fresh-baked cookies). Moral of the story: try to be the last customer served at the end of the day at McDonalds. You make out like a ######ing bandit.

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This happened to me at IKEA's food court once; paid for one order of swedish meatballs and got about four.

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#80 GutlessWonder

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 09:58 PM

The only time I've ever had an adverse McDonald's experience, at least in recent memory, is when I ordered a McChicken in the drive thru and pulled away after getting my bag and finding 4 Double Cheeseburgers, no onions.

I say adverse because I was really craving the McChicken at the time, but since I usually order Double Cheeseburgers without onions I was at least saved the effort of having to scrape those off. I did, however, have to remove the pickles. If I wasn't late for work I probably would've gone back and tried to set things right...

I will also take this space to complain that they removed the Double Cheeseburger from the dollar menu (and entirely from the menu here) to replace it with the McDouble. However if you still order a double cheeseburger then they charge you $1.25, as opposed to $1 for the same sandwich with a different name. Beyond these few niggles (and the aforementioned lack of a spicy McChicken), I greatly enjoy McDonald's as a fast, fairly low-cost food destination.

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#81 The Journalist

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 11:20 PM

A McDouble only has once slice of cheese; the double cheeseburger had/has two. I think they wanted to keep something on the dollar menu while leaving the margins on said item the same or similar.

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#82 Lektor

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 04:13 AM

Calling that yellow rubbery thing McDonalds put on their burgers cheese is a bit of a stretch....

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#83 Jeremiah

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:39 AM

I try to avoid McDonalds but I had a McRoyal the other day. Needless to say, it passed through my system in an hour and gave the toilet a new paint job in about 2 seconds.

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#84 Lektor

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 05:11 PM

There really was no need for those details. But thanks anyway!

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#85 Jeremiah

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 02:25 AM

Pleasure.

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#86 Sponge Tom

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 10:14 AM

We certainly do make great topics, don't we?

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#87 Shlimazel

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 11:07 AM

What's this we about, kemosabe?

#88 Lektor

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Posted 27 May 2009 - 06:52 AM

Songemotshimzal, your double posting won't fool us.

And no, you don't make great topics, not in any definition of the word ever scribed to any form of parchment or paper.

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#89 Sponge Tom

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Posted 27 May 2009 - 08:50 AM

That's Dr. Songemazel to you!

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#90 Lektor

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Posted 27 May 2009 - 10:06 AM

Doctor of fail?

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#91 Sponge Tom

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Posted 27 May 2009 - 11:10 AM

It's failologyology. We study the study of fail.

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#92 The Journalist

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 03:16 AM

If you fail in your studies of that, have you succeeded or failed?

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#93 Lektor

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 11:16 AM

This is ongemotshizil we are talking about here. Succeeding isn't an option...

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#94 Sponge Tom

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 05:53 PM

QUOTE (The Journalist @ May 28 2009, 04:16 AM)

If you fail in your studies of that, have you succeeded or failed?

Both!

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 06:08 PM

The correct answer was "Yes." Or "Sand."

FAIL/SUCCEED.

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#96 GutlessWonder

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 07:00 PM

QUOTE (Lektor @ May 28 2009, 11:16 AM)

This is ongemotshizil we are talking about here. Succeeding isn't an option...

So his title should be "Anathema of SuccesS"?

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#97 Shlimazel

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 03:18 PM

Lektor is sitting on a 4x4!

*STAMPEDE*

#98 GutlessWonder

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 04:31 PM

QUOTE (Shlimazel @ May 30 2009, 03:18 PM)

Lektor is sitting on a 4x4!

*STAMPEDE*

Don't make me unleash Bruce Lee on you. Watch what he does to small balls:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QHslHpK4-Q

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#99 Lektor

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 04:05 AM

I assume that video isn't safe for work?

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#100 undead_shadow

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 06:12 AM

QUOTE (GutlessWonder @ May 30 2009, 09:31 PM)

Don't make me unleash Bruce Lee on you. Watch what he does to small balls:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QHslHpK4-Q

Yesterday that video didn't work.

Today that video blew my mind.

Can anyone tell me why him and Jackie Chan never did a film together?

The answers quite simple actually.

This post has been edited by undead_shadow: 01 June 2009 - 06:13 AM

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