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*Cough* WAR *Cough*

#1 User is offline   undead_shadow 

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 07:58 AM

What a great secret agent I am...
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 11:32 AM

Yeah, and now the leak is going to be captured and silenced, so we won't get any other intelligence. Good work.

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 12:00 PM

Why should we care how they spoil their bacon. ATT bacon is the tastiest by far.

And anyway a flying pig is always a happy pig.
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 04:21 PM

QUOTE (JacaByte @ Mar 26 2009, 04:32 PM)
Yeah, and now the leak is going to be captured and silenced, so we won't get any other intelligence. Good work.

But... But.... Damn it!

Oh well until he posts again...

QUOTE (Jeremiah @ Mar 26 2009, 05:00 PM)
And anyway a flying pig is always a happy pig.

This made me chortle...
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 05:40 PM

I have designed a ship to assist our Great Junta in fending off the B&B navy and enforcing the Bacon Act. We require only a few trillion dollars to bring this to completion. Our noble peasantry can crew the ATT Kiwiprise and JC will support our funding if we say that we'll eventually get our money back from this investment.

Now, I understand that SA can hold off the B&B himself. But we need to think about ATT as a nation. The people should feel like they are contributing to something (even though they aren't) and we want to fit in with the other countries by spending lots of money.

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 08:50 PM

QUOTE (Jeremiah @ Mar 26 2009, 12:00 PM)
And anyway a flying pig is always a happy pig.


The flying pig is only happy until it is in the range of my shotgun, then it becomes bacon.
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 10:22 PM

QUOTE (Manta @ Mar 27 2009, 02:50 AM)
The flying pig is only happy until it is in the range of my shotgun, then it becomes bacon.

QUOTE (undead_shadow @ Mar 26 2009, 10:21 PM)
This made me chortle...

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 04:16 AM

QUOTE (Manta @ Mar 27 2009, 02:50 AM)
The flying pig is only happy until it is in the range of my shotgun, then it becomes bacon.


Happy pig = happy bacon = happy me.
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Posted 28 March 2009 - 09:39 AM

As always, the Grand Army of the ATT stands ready to act tough and pretend to prevent hostile occupation, while actually letting Sundered Angel do all the work and cooking bacon instead.

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 05:06 PM

The B&B has been oppressing it's citizens lately. Perhaps we could encourage them to cause internal chaos and make the B&B's rebellion easier to subdue?
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 12:39 AM

There will be no rebellion in B&B.
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 10:39 AM

That's what Czar Nicholas II said.

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 12:32 PM

I was forced to eat bacon not cooked in a frying pan. There was a rebellion in my guts.
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 12:50 PM

That happened to me once. I defeated the rebels with the liver salsa.

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 01:40 PM

Basic order != oppression.

I do think it's cute though how we're able to cause you guys to go into a panic every time we rattle our sabres.
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 03:27 PM

Replace "cute" with "annoying" and I'll call it a deal.
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 03:56 PM

Replace "annoying" with "fish" and I'll call it a deal.

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 07:37 PM

Replace "panic" with "gin and tonic" and I'm on board.
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 10:38 PM

Replace "fish" with "kiwi" and I'll call it a deal.

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 09:58 AM

Replace kiwi with Hamster and I'll call it a deal.

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 12:36 PM

Bacon with a side of Hamster on top of a Kiwi garnish.
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Posted 31 March 2009 - 01:17 PM

SOLD!
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 07:08 AM

QUOTE (mrxak @ Mar 30 2009, 07:40 PM)

I do think it's Hamster though how we're able to cause you guys to go into a gin and tonic every time we rattle our sabres.

Is this our new catchphrase then?
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 03:46 PM

I'll catch something else, thanks.

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 05:11 PM

Replace "sabres" with "zippers" and then we'll have a catch phrase.

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