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#51 User is offline   Pufer 

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Posted 09 November 2008 - 01:49 AM

The key to selling your soul (or Sponge Tom's soul) is that its intangible enough that you can sell it multiple times. Granted, you have to worry about the various elements you sold your soul to finding out about each other, but the fact that there isn't a soul registry (at least, as far as I know) leads me to believe that this shouldn't be much of a concern.

In fact, I think that I'll claim that I found Sponge Tom's soul and will go sell it to a few folks right now. I'm sure I can at least get a few drinks out of it at various local bars.

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Posted 09 November 2008 - 03:32 PM

It's worth that much?
You are what you are but you don't wanna be

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Posted 09 November 2008 - 03:53 PM

Sorry, Pufer, I did that one already. All I got out of it was a bag of chips.

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Posted 09 November 2008 - 07:48 PM

Just a heads up, I think that Onge-Say Om-Tay may be getting wise about you guys and his Oul-Say.

This post has been edited by Sniper Kitty: 09 November 2008 - 07:50 PM

Words are cheap; so I'm just giving mine away.

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Posted 09 November 2008 - 09:50 PM

View PostSniper Kitty, on Nov 9 2008, 12:15 AM, said:

Lost it eh?

Well where did you last have it with you?


I will rip off your head and feed it to my family for Christmas dinner.

View PostSniper Kitty, on Nov 9 2008, 07:48 PM, said:

Just a heads up, I think that Songe Tom may be getting wise about you guys and his Soul.


You forgot the p.
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Posted 09 November 2008 - 11:37 PM

View PostSponge Tom, on Nov 9 2008, 08:50 PM, said:

You forgot the p.


Artistic license.

View PostSponge Tom, on Nov 9 2008, 08:50 PM, said:

I will rip off your head and feed it to my family for Christmas dinner.


Well if that's the case then I'm off the hook as far as bringing anything else. Probably for the best since I can't cook terribly well.
Words are cheap; so I'm just giving mine away.

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Posted 09 November 2008 - 11:44 PM

View PostSponge Tom, on Nov 9 2008, 07:50 PM, said:

You forgot the p.


It just came down from on high, you're now known as Songemot.

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 05:30 AM

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris,
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones,
into the crotch of Indiana Jones.
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 11:04 AM

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I will rip off your head and feed it to my family for Christmas dinner.


So when did you begin to feel so hostile, Mr. Songemot? Perhaps trouble at home?

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 01:00 PM

View PostSponge Tom, on Nov 10 2008, 03:50 AM, said:

I will rip off your head and feed it to my family for Christmas dinner.


Soak it up dude.
Evility is Reality.

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 01:46 PM

View PostSniper Kitty, on Nov 9 2008, 11:37 PM, said:

Well if that's the case then I'm off the hook as far as bringing anything else. Probably for the best since I can't cook terribly well.


We will do fine without your not-terribly-well cookingz. We will feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chunks of oatmeal and bananas and raisins and koalas and blueberries and kitten heads.

View PostPufer, on Nov 9 2008, 11:44 PM, said:

It just came down from on high, you're now known as Songemot.

-Pufer


Ok.

View PostLektor, on Nov 10 2008, 05:30 AM, said:

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris,
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones,
into the crotch of Indiana Jones.


Yay.

View PostShlimazel, on Nov 10 2008, 11:04 AM, said:

So when did you begin to feel so hostile, Mr. Songemot? Perhaps trouble at home?


I'm just upset that I didn't get to shoot rioters last Wednesday.
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Posted 11 November 2008 - 11:00 AM

What self respecting American wouldn't?
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Posted 11 November 2008 - 11:08 AM

Wait a minute.... yes, I'm sensing... great sarcasm....

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Posted 11 November 2008 - 01:57 PM

I'm British. Sarcasm is a way of life for us.
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Posted 11 November 2008 - 04:41 PM

I'm English and I hate sarcasm. Oh yes really.
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Posted 12 November 2008 - 08:08 AM

View PostLektor, on Nov 11 2008, 06:57 PM, said:

I'm British. Sarcasm is a way of life for us.

So that's what makes us so great!
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Posted 12 November 2008 - 10:41 AM

I'm american. We're never sarcastic.

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Posted 12 November 2008 - 01:54 PM

You'll get the hang of it one day. Most of you are still stuck on ironic...
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Posted 12 November 2008 - 03:29 PM

And let's not even get started on the rest...
You are what you are but you don't wanna be

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Posted 12 November 2008 - 05:19 PM

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Why am I here? Why do I exist, and what is
my purpose in this universe?

(Answers: 'Cause you are. 'Cause you do. 'Cause I got a
shotgun, and you ain't got one.)

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