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Posted 02 November 2008 - 05:21 PM

If I had a cat in front of me and those newer plastic cars on both sides, my biggest problem would be deciding which would be funner to run over.
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 06:03 PM

If I had Sponge Tom in front of me, my biggest problem would be the damage to my car afterwards...
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 08:27 PM

View PostJeremiah, on Nov 2 2008, 06:03 PM, said:

If I had Sponge Tom in front of me, my biggest problem would be the damage to my car afterwards...


I shall drive an old car that your car shall simply bounce off of.
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 10:04 PM

In what state are 13/14 year olds allowed to drive cars?
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 10:05 PM

View PostJacaByte, on Oct 16 2008, 08:30 PM, said:

On a side note, I've straddled two tarantulas in the past month who were crossing the highway. Big, hairy tarantulas. I wonder what's up...


I read that as tauntauns.
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 10:27 PM

View PostRickton, on Nov 2 2008, 10:04 PM, said:

In what state are 13/14 year olds allowed to drive cars?


No one said anything about being allowed to drive cars.
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Posted 03 November 2008 - 11:38 AM

Yeah, I bet Master Chief doesn't even have a license.

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Posted 05 November 2008 - 12:06 PM

He has a license to kill.

Seriously, he can kill anybody and they'll let him get away with it.
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Posted 05 November 2008 - 09:33 PM

View Postmrxak, on Nov 5 2008, 12:06 PM, said:

He has a license to kill.

Seriously, he can kill anybody and they'll let him get away with it.


Not the Captain Keyes dude. MC kill him and he's got a squad of invincible marines coming at 'em.

But seriously, why didn't they send those marines to help in the actual war? I mean, if I had invincible marines under my command, I'd assign them to come with the Chief wherever he went so they could keep him in line and kill tons of covies.
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Posted 06 November 2008 - 05:30 AM

View PostSponge Tom, on Nov 3 2008, 01:27 AM, said:

I shall drive an old car that your car shall simply bounce off of.


I'm not sure he was planning on hitting you whilst you were in a car...
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Posted 06 November 2008 - 04:38 PM

View PostLektor, on Nov 6 2008, 05:30 AM, said:

I'm not sure he was planning on hitting you whilst you were in a car...


Then I shall never leave my command center.
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Posted 06 November 2008 - 05:04 PM

I'm not convinced you ever do.
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Posted 06 November 2008 - 07:26 PM

View PostRickton, on Nov 6 2008, 05:04 PM, said:

I'm not convinced you ever do.


I've had to make 3 resupply trips in my life, but the last one was recent, and I just got done constructing a giant underground freezer, so I have enough food for 37 years. But I'll have integrated my brain into the command center by 5 - 10 years from now, so it won't matter. I'll tell you guys when I don't need food anymore, and you can come steal it. Just don't tick off the security drones. They'll hurt you very badly.
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Posted 06 November 2008 - 09:58 PM

View PostSponge Tom, on Nov 6 2008, 06:26 PM, said:

I've had to make 3 resupply trips in my life, but the last one was recent, and I just got done constructing a giant underground freezer, so I have enough food for 37 years. But I'll have integrated my brain into the command center by 5 - 10 years from now, so it won't matter. I'll tell you guys when I don't need food anymore, and you can come steal it. Just don't tick off the security drones. They'll hurt you very badly.


I foresee backwards compatibility issues.
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Posted 06 November 2008 - 11:23 PM

Beaver Brand Horseradish

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 02:48 AM

Sponge Tom 1.001.02

Coming to a shareware facility near you SOON!
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Posted 07 November 2008 - 05:17 AM

View PostSponge Tom, on Nov 7 2008, 12:26 AM, said:

I've had to make 3 resupply trips in my life, but the last one was recent, and I just got done constructing a giant underground freezer, so I have enough food for 37 years. But I'll have integrated my brain into the command center by 5 - 10 years from now, so it won't matter. I'll tell you guys when I don't need food anymore, and you can come steal it. Just don't tick off the security drones. They'll hurt you very badly.


To save typing it out again...

View PostLektor, on Nov 7 2008, 10:13 AM, said:

Your love life not going so well either?

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 07:53 PM

View PostPufer, on Nov 6 2008, 10:23 PM, said:

Beaver Brand Horseradish

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Oh wait a second Pufer! I think you dropped a hint. If you don't want it back I guess I can take it. :P
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Posted 08 November 2008 - 12:23 AM

I don't know what hint I dropped, but I'm going to roll with it. I want to see where this is going.

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 10:54 AM

Hehe, you said beaver...
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Posted 08 November 2008 - 12:14 PM

View PostLektor, on Nov 8 2008, 10:54 AM, said:

Hehe, you said beaver...

That's all I got out of it.
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Posted 08 November 2008 - 01:26 PM

View PostPufer, on Nov 7 2008, 11:23 PM, said:

I don't know what hint I dropped, but I'm going to roll with it. I want to see where this is going.

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Hehe, you assumed I made sense. I bet you won't make that mistake again. ;)

Nah, I thought you were changing the subject, and I was teasing you for it. Nothing more offensive or interesting than that I'm afraid.

View PostLektor, on Nov 8 2008, 09:54 AM, said:

Hehe, you said beaver...

View PostRickton, on Nov 8 2008, 11:14 AM, said:

That's all I got out of it.


Hint not euphemism. Jerks*. :P

*This was to replace the fairly lowbrow (but still lighthearted in intent) line I had up earlier.

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 02:13 PM

Euphemisms are painful.

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 11:20 PM

View PostLektor, on Nov 7 2008, 05:17 AM, said:

To save typing it out again...


I have no soul.

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Posted 09 November 2008 - 12:15 AM

View PostSponge Tom, on Nov 8 2008, 10:20 PM, said:

I have no soul.


Lost it eh?

Well where did you last have it with you?

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