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Since the "How Many" topic has now reached the scheduled 100 posts I would like to present the "Why Do" topic. I'm thinking this will be tougher to create questions for.
Why do birds sing?
Why Do....? Q&A
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Posted 10 June 2008 - 10:36 AM
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Posted 10 June 2008 - 05:21 PM
Because they want to annoy as many people as possible at the crack of dawn.
Can someone that gets the reference please answer this next one?
Why did all the dinosaurs die off?
Can someone that gets the reference please answer this next one?
Why did all the dinosaurs die off?
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Posted 10 June 2008 - 05:28 PM
Chuck Norris.
Why do people I like keep spontaneously combusting?
Why do people I like keep spontaneously combusting?
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Posted 10 June 2008 - 06:23 PM
They're just unlucky.
Why do new members almost always have to be annoying?
Why do new members almost always have to be annoying?
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Posted 10 June 2008 - 10:33 PM
Because like it or not, sex will never be trivial.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Posted 11 June 2008 - 12:59 AM
It makes no difference.
Why do chickens do any damn thing?
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Why do chickens do any damn thing?
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Posted 12 June 2008 - 05:33 AM
Because they're afraid.
Why does bacon taste so good?
Why does bacon taste so good?
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Posted 12 June 2008 - 09:41 PM
Because it's just salt and fat. 
Why did I suddenly accidentally kick my nailbiting habit after spending years actually trying to stop and failing?
Why did I suddenly accidentally kick my nailbiting habit after spending years actually trying to stop and failing?
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Posted 12 June 2008 - 10:23 PM
Because you cut your hair and started using a computer that runs Vista. Therefore you are no longer Mispeled and some of your habits will start randomly changing.
Why didn't anyone get the reference that was in my first post in this topic?
Why didn't anyone get the reference that was in my first post in this topic?
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Posted 12 June 2008 - 11:10 PM
Because nobody reads anything but the last post in these game topics. 
Why did they decide to make Rogue really young and not especially sexy in the X-Men films?
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Why did they decide to make Rogue really young and not especially sexy in the X-Men films?
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Posted 13 June 2008 - 11:40 PM
Because you still use facebook.
Why do shrimp never sing opera?
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Why do shrimp never sing opera?
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 03:31 AM
Because they can't reach the top notes.
Why do monkeys use tools?
Why do monkeys use tools?
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Posted 15 June 2008 - 01:30 PM
Because they have advanced cognitive abilities.
Why don't you take your top off?
Why don't you take your top off?
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 01:29 AM
Nobody wants to see that.
Why do you insist on mad-dogging my tilt-a-whirl?
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Why do you insist on mad-dogging my tilt-a-whirl?
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 05:42 AM
'Cos you're a full-tilt-mad-dog-whirl.
Why does music evoke such powerful emotions in me?
Why does music evoke such powerful emotions in me?
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 11:27 PM
'Cause you're not an android.
Why do more guitarists not add percussion to their playing?
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Why do more guitarists not add percussion to their playing?
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Posted 17 June 2008 - 06:04 AM
I can think of two possible answers:
- they're not forward in the mix enough for it to be heard
- they assume the drums are supposed to do that
Why does the place I work only provide me with one shirt?
- they're not forward in the mix enough for it to be heard
- they assume the drums are supposed to do that
Why does the place I work only provide me with one shirt?
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 01:19 AM
Communists
Why do rappers reference their production operations so frequently in their stuff?
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Why do rappers reference their production operations so frequently in their stuff?
-Pufer
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 12:01 PM
It's another part of the nearly self-parodying vanity that plagues their genre.
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 07:49 PM
You're high most of the time.
Why do yaks not recite poems in front of large crowds?
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Why do yaks not recite poems in front of large crowds?
-Pufer
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 10:11 PM
It's a thing of habit.
Why does Mispeled facebook stalk me?
Why does Mispeled facebook stalk me?
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Posted 20 June 2008 - 12:08 AM
Because you still use facebook too.
Why do females reenter their vehicles while getting gas at a higher rate than males?
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Why do females reenter their vehicles while getting gas at a higher rate than males?
-Pufer
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