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You strap them to a huge hyperactive kamikaze duck. If they struggle, it'll kill them both!
That funny feeling..
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Posted 03 June 2007 - 04:28 PM
prophile, on Jun 3 2007, 04:51 PM, said:
You strap them to a huge hyperactive kamikaze duck. If they struggle, it'll kill them both!
I hope we're not still talking about masturbation here.
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Posted 03 June 2007 - 04:33 PM
That died 20 posts ago.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
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Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
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We're being overrun!
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Posted 03 June 2007 - 10:10 PM
Unfortunately, I have to bring us (vaguely) back on topic:
"There are nearly 26 billion male masturbation sessions in the U.S. each year, yet there are fewer than five million kitten deaths annually. Far from a one-to-one correlation, there are 5401.5 masturbation sessions for every single kitten death. This means that the average American man can masturbate regularly for 22.5 years before he is responsible for the death of a single kitten."
Thus, everytime you masturbate, God kills two 10803rds of a kitten.
"There are nearly 26 billion male masturbation sessions in the U.S. each year, yet there are fewer than five million kitten deaths annually. Far from a one-to-one correlation, there are 5401.5 masturbation sessions for every single kitten death. This means that the average American man can masturbate regularly for 22.5 years before he is responsible for the death of a single kitten."
Thus, everytime you masturbate, God kills two 10803rds of a kitten.
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Posted 03 June 2007 - 10:46 PM
Of course 97.3% of all online statistics are made up on the spot.
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Posted 03 June 2007 - 11:12 PM
It's fine to love statistics yet believe that they're generally crap. I'm not too sure about killing kittens though... 
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Posted 04 June 2007 - 12:55 AM
µ is vicious!
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Posted 04 June 2007 - 10:47 AM
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Posted 04 June 2007 - 11:59 PM
I'd use a Taurus. Or at least a Ruger.
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Posted 05 June 2007 - 04:01 AM
For the win.
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Posted 05 June 2007 - 05:54 AM
Ultimately, masturbation is more funner.
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I'm alive
To change myself, I'd rather die
Though they will not understand
I won't make the greatest sacrifice
You can't predict where the outcome lies
You'll never take me alive
I'm alive
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Posted 05 June 2007 - 11:04 AM
Although if that portable minigun were real, it'd be pretty fun too.
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Posted 05 June 2007 - 02:10 PM
Pufer, on Jun 5 2007, 05:04 PM, said:
Although if that portable minigun were real, it'd be pretty fun too.
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it is real, M61 Vulcan, except it's normally mounted on aircraft
moonunit4eva, on Jun 5 2007, 06:17 PM, said:
You're being a bad influence on me, Lek. I may have to buy one of those...
Well you can buy an airsoft version, like this one for example. Yours for a mere 3,749.99 GBP (roughly 7,469.54 USD). Bargain!
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Posted 05 June 2007 - 03:23 PM
Mmm, Wester-34 Dallorian Blaster. Nice.
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