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Spring is in full bloom*, and love is in the air! In the spirit of the season, I'm encouraging you to unleash your inner Cupids and try to come up with the corniest, mushiest, heart-fluttering, romantic poem (or prose) you can think of. Any style is okay, as long as it fits the theme.
Oh, and watch out for the mistletoe!
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 04:14 AM
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 04:33 AM
roses are red,
violets are blue,
this poem sucks
Valentine's does too.
violets are blue,
this poem sucks
Valentine's does too.
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 11:29 AM
due to lethargy
i don't care
to make this poem
rhyme, so you
can take valentine's day
and shove it up your ass,
along with white
day and
chanukah.
PS. if you like this holiday, have fun, if you want....
i don't care
to make this poem
rhyme, so you
can take valentine's day
and shove it up your ass,
along with white
day and
chanukah.
PS. if you like this holiday, have fun, if you want....
This post has been edited by TMBassassin: 14 February 2007 - 11:30 AM
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 01:13 PM
Your eyes are like eyes
And your nose like a nose
Your ears serve their purpose
As well do your toes
Your head's where it should be
As well as your feet
The placement of your kneecaps
Just can't be beat
Your joints, they all pivot
And your spine, it can flex
Your brain surely can tell
Them what to do next
Your voicebox can vibrate
To make song or speech
Shaped by your tongue and
Your lips and your cheeks
What more could I want
Than a properly
Functioning companion
To spend time with me
And your nose like a nose
Your ears serve their purpose
As well do your toes
Your head's where it should be
As well as your feet
The placement of your kneecaps
Just can't be beat
Your joints, they all pivot
And your spine, it can flex
Your brain surely can tell
Them what to do next
Your voicebox can vibrate
To make song or speech
Shaped by your tongue and
Your lips and your cheeks
What more could I want
Than a properly
Functioning companion
To spend time with me
"The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink COW milk? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em?'" - Calvin
God Bless,
Scarlet Swordfish
God Bless,
Scarlet Swordfish
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 08:48 PM
My dearly beloved,
They say "happiness is a golden poem" Well, you give me happiness, so this is a haiku about gold, to express my love for you.
Gold.
Really shiny gold.
The best thing in my life. Ever.
Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever.
Love,
Mr. S
They say "happiness is a golden poem" Well, you give me happiness, so this is a haiku about gold, to express my love for you.
Gold.
Really shiny gold.
The best thing in my life. Ever.
Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever.
Love,
Mr. S
"Just the thought of a rap version of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony or 'Achy, Breaky Heart' is bound to make people smile." -Justice Anthony Kennedy, Campbell v. Acuff (2005)
"Haul your ass, Harry, but haul it slowly, or you'll sink the damn boat." -George Washington
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"Haul your ass, Harry, but haul it slowly, or you'll sink the damn boat." -George Washington
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 11:24 PM
Animal magnetism is overrated. This [heavy tractor emitter] is just overengineered.
This post has been edited by The Apple Cøre: 14 February 2007 - 11:25 PM
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
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Posted 15 February 2007 - 12:32 AM
Love.
For some.
Is not pleasant.
These folks are dull.
They should have more sex.
-Pufer
For some.
Is not pleasant.
These folks are dull.
They should have more sex.
-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
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Posted 16 February 2007 - 01:09 PM
((OOC: I wrote this for something else, but it fits well.))
At the edge of seas of love,
I look across the shore,
gaze upon an Angel’s face,
and could not wish for more.
You have cheered my somber soul,
your brilliant smile stills my heart,
these gifts I would return to you,
though I know not where to start.
So great is your beauty,
you would shame a perfect rose,
none could hope to match you,
a truth all of heaven knows.
I could sing of you for ages,
till my voice would cease to climb,
and if this would make you happy,
I would love you for all time.
At the edge of seas of love,
I look across the shore,
gaze upon an Angel’s face,
and could not wish for more.
You have cheered my somber soul,
your brilliant smile stills my heart,
these gifts I would return to you,
though I know not where to start.
So great is your beauty,
you would shame a perfect rose,
none could hope to match you,
a truth all of heaven knows.
I could sing of you for ages,
till my voice would cease to climb,
and if this would make you happy,
I would love you for all time.
"The Jim maneuver!"
- Jason Peck, R.I.P
"You know what? That milk was good. I don't care if that horse was on steroids."
- Melo, after drinking a glass of Nesquick.
A message for Gray Shirt Ninja: RAAAAAAARRRGGH!
- Jason Peck, R.I.P
"You know what? That milk was good. I don't care if that horse was on steroids."
- Melo, after drinking a glass of Nesquick.
A message for Gray Shirt Ninja: RAAAAAAARRRGGH!
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Posted 16 February 2007 - 06:10 PM
my heart is as mushy as this poem
it's a puddle of girly goo
squishing around in my insides like jello
it looks a bit like-
the blood running in my veins
feels a lot like sap
i hate sappy poetry
it's a piece of-
my love is like a vegetable
it's corny, i admit-
soft and yellow like your heart of gold
this poems sounds like-
it's a puddle of girly goo
squishing around in my insides like jello
it looks a bit like-
the blood running in my veins
feels a lot like sap
i hate sappy poetry
it's a piece of-
my love is like a vegetable
it's corny, i admit-
soft and yellow like your heart of gold
this poems sounds like-
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Posted 25 February 2007 - 11:52 PM
Light, love,
lost in sauce,
sights see in night,
radience is pure of cadence,
truth lies sooth,
now bow,
-Cgends
"pie int he sky,
bye and bye,
my my,
thats a lie."
-Utah Phillips,
lost in sauce,
sights see in night,
radience is pure of cadence,
truth lies sooth,
now bow,
-Cgends
"pie int he sky,
bye and bye,
my my,
thats a lie."
-Utah Phillips,
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Posted 26 February 2007 - 02:39 AM
Like an angel's wings,
My love does spread.
I'd like to give you
Bright roses of red.
A box of chocolate
And a kiss or three.
Only with you
Am I truly free.
To say what I like,
And do what I will,
A tui is singing,
A fine, lilting trill.
This beautiful song,
It is singing for you -
I'm no good at poems,
But this one will do.
(I'm really not very good at poetry, but I felt I had to join in.)
My love does spread.
I'd like to give you
Bright roses of red.
A box of chocolate
And a kiss or three.
Only with you
Am I truly free.
To say what I like,
And do what I will,
A tui is singing,
A fine, lilting trill.
This beautiful song,
It is singing for you -
I'm no good at poems,
But this one will do.
(I'm really not very good at poetry, but I felt I had to join in.)
And the winner of the text only entry goes to CrazyChick for "Watch for B&B on bridge." Encountering the B&B anywhere is dangerous enough. Throwing a bridge into the recipe is an equation for disaster. - Ragashingo
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Posted 26 February 2007 - 05:33 AM
Loving is something
You cannot obtain
When you are haughty, self-centered, or vain
It makes one chuckle
To see the suprise
On the face of the one who will not believe his eyes
What did he just say?
Is that even legal?
He quickly adopts an attitude regal
I will put an end
To this terrible sin
Not by confrontation, more sneakily I will win
I'll say that I care
I'll cover my bum
Then I'll stab in the back and away I will run
And woe be to justice
And woe be to reason
But this sort of behaviour is not seen as treason
For the power obsessed
Love will never come
Unless it is fake, which is given by some
For there lies the difference
'Twixt charisma and yearning
One of us already knows it, it is you who are learning
So if you want love
From this community
I suggest you stop trying so hard, you see
For getting involved
In each little thing
Will really not let you, in the end, win
Anything of value
I assure you, it's true
I suggest you find one place, and just try being you
But if this is who you are
And you're telling the truth
Then you'll get no love from me, jerk.
You cannot obtain
When you are haughty, self-centered, or vain
It makes one chuckle
To see the suprise
On the face of the one who will not believe his eyes
What did he just say?
Is that even legal?
He quickly adopts an attitude regal
I will put an end
To this terrible sin
Not by confrontation, more sneakily I will win
I'll say that I care
I'll cover my bum
Then I'll stab in the back and away I will run
And woe be to justice
And woe be to reason
But this sort of behaviour is not seen as treason
For the power obsessed
Love will never come
Unless it is fake, which is given by some
For there lies the difference
'Twixt charisma and yearning
One of us already knows it, it is you who are learning
So if you want love
From this community
I suggest you stop trying so hard, you see
For getting involved
In each little thing
Will really not let you, in the end, win
Anything of value
I assure you, it's true
I suggest you find one place, and just try being you
But if this is who you are
And you're telling the truth
Then you'll get no love from me, jerk.
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Posted 26 February 2007 - 01:57 PM
ah, Hamster, that was brilliant... *wipes away a tear*
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Posted 28 February 2007 - 01:39 AM
Just beautiful.
And the winner of the text only entry goes to CrazyChick for "Watch for B&B on bridge." Encountering the B&B anywhere is dangerous enough. Throwing a bridge into the recipe is an equation for disaster. - Ragashingo
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Posted 28 February 2007 - 10:50 AM
#1
A pirate walks into a bar,
He/she says yarrrrr,
As bare bar impacts his beer belly,
He/she shouts GARRRRR,
HAR HAR HAR...I been a bit of a pirate trip...free speech (its a good thing).
#2
koumbia,
my non demonitional, spiritual/religious leader, should I choose to believe in one,
koumbia.
koumbia,
my non demonitional, spiritual/religious leader, should I choose to believe in one,
koumbia.
got Unitarinism?
A pirate walks into a bar,
He/she says yarrrrr,
As bare bar impacts his beer belly,
He/she shouts GARRRRR,
HAR HAR HAR...I been a bit of a pirate trip...free speech (its a good thing).
#2
koumbia,
my non demonitional, spiritual/religious leader, should I choose to believe in one,
koumbia.
koumbia,
my non demonitional, spiritual/religious leader, should I choose to believe in one,
koumbia.
got Unitarinism?
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