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#401 User is offline   pruelva 

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Posted 24 August 2006 - 07:31 PM

I did not make a wireless engine that could throw spears.

Ice, Soluble, Crépe

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Posted 24 August 2006 - 07:37 PM

Ice is easily soluble in a mixture of Crépe and water.

Pencil, grass, iPod.
(Prog)metalhead and voidian

To change myself, I'd rather die
Though they will not understand
I won't make the greatest sacrifice
You can't predict where the outcome lies
You'll never take me alive
I'm alive

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Posted 24 August 2006 - 07:40 PM

I nailed my iPod to the grass with a pencil.

mouse, socket, muse

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Posted 25 August 2006 - 12:05 AM

My muse told me to grasp a mouse whilst placing my tongue in a socket for inspiration. Good advice as it turned out.

definitely, forever, ovaltine

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"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

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Posted 25 August 2006 - 12:07 AM

Ovaltine shall definitely hold a special place in my heart, forever.

dishrag, blackhawk, noodle
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 10:27 AM

He removed the noodle from his blackhawk with a dishrag.

That sentence (he removed the A from his B with a C) can be used for almost anything...

Anyway, mouse, airplane.
(Prog)metalhead and voidian

To change myself, I'd rather die
Though they will not understand
I won't make the greatest sacrifice
You can't predict where the outcome lies
You'll never take me alive
I'm alive

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Posted 25 August 2006 - 10:59 PM

He removed the airplane from the mouse with an anyway.

jasmine, splice, chill

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Posted 07 September 2006 - 08:38 PM

Chill the jasmine tea while I splice some rat cells.
"I view it [The Columbia River] as the germ of a great, free and independent empire on that side of our continent, and that liberty and self-government spreading from that as well as this side, will ensure their complete establishment over the whole."

-Thomas Jefferson

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Posted 07 September 2006 - 08:45 PM

_______ at the _______ with a ________

Open, squirrel, flight.
I am vrey skneay....lkie a teigr.

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Posted 07 September 2006 - 09:03 PM

At the open mic show, a squirrel decided to start a fight with the drummer for The Monkeys.

Employ, Disaster, Continuous.
Whatever happens..happens.

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Posted 07 September 2006 - 11:58 PM

While in the continuous employ of the fat man, I was privy to quite a disaster.

site, sit, sue

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Posted 08 September 2006 - 01:21 AM

At the camp site everyone took a sit and listened to Jonny Cash sing, My name is Sue.

Bern, Tarn, Lavish.
Whatever happens..happens.

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Posted 08 September 2006 - 01:48 AM

Little Jimmy argued that it was spelled 'Bern' but "No" I said, "it's spelled 'Barn'! And Dammit, if you back sas me one more time I'll lavish you in the tarn!" I yelled.

misplace, orchotomy, portable.

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Posted 08 September 2006 - 11:54 PM

I appear to have misplaced my portable skillet while in the hospital for my orchotomy.

potable, hammer, theorem

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Posted 09 September 2006 - 12:03 AM

I hit ma tongue with a hammer and tho I don't think it'th potable to do my Math theorems.

Arduous, democrat, Implode.
Whatever happens..happens.

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Posted 09 September 2006 - 01:50 AM

The democrat stood resolutely on the top of Doom Hill, exhausted after his arduous climb, facing the possibility of having his pants implode.

Cabbage, Lenore, Cabbage.

This post has been edited by Hamster: 09 September 2006 - 01:56 AM

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Posted 09 September 2006 - 01:59 AM

I arrived at Lenores house to get our "Cabbage" on, we made sweet cabbage love...for five days.

Hamster, Lenore, babies.


EDIT: Dear sweet mother, I hope Lenore never finds this post.

This post has been edited by mWalk: 09 September 2006 - 02:00 AM

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Posted 09 September 2006 - 02:03 AM

"Quick!" Shouted Lenore, "The babies!"

Hamster turned around, mid-step. Lenore was right. The babies were coming.

Fast.

"Get to higher ground!" Screamed Hamster, as he begen firing off shots, trying to scramble up the slope.

"I wont leave you!"

"LENORE! NOW!"

"NOOOOOOO!"

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Monkeys, Pants, Lol.

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Posted 09 September 2006 - 02:11 AM

Five days later, after all that hot cabbage love, mWalk noticed three things. One, monkeys. Two, His pants were gone, and his lol was sticking out..

Lenore got out of bed and was shocked by the sight. "mWalk! What is that massive thing?!?" "Hey baby, no need to be scared, that's just my lol." "lol?" "You know! lol is short for lolly!" ....I better just stop here...


undercarriage, spoon, thrust

This post has been edited by mWalk: 09 September 2006 - 02:18 AM

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Posted 09 September 2006 - 02:15 AM

Matty, spooned by the butt-thrusting stupidity of his own spelling skills, managed to misspell the word 'undercarriage' as 'undercarrage'.

Lenore, Kill, mWalk.
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Posted 09 September 2006 - 02:20 AM

mWalks kills Hamster, then he exits scene by swinging off the stage from a vine, with Lenore in his arms.


Nipple, lolly, Avatara

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Posted 09 September 2006 - 02:24 AM

Avatara sticks a lolly on Hamster's left nipple, reviving him from the grave.

"Matty, you bastard! You'll pay for this!"

Hamster fires a beam of pure Raffi at mWalk's face, ripping it off his shoe. Hamster catches Lenore, and flies her to safety in a small Italian bistro owned and operated by Slartibartfast.

Energy, skipping, moose.

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Posted 09 September 2006 - 02:31 AM

mWalk some how regained his energy, enough energy to lift up a skipping moose, and lanch it in his general direction. But not to hit Hamster, but to hit Lenore.

"Hay hamster babey, come o'er here, let me show you some lurve"


All, night, long.

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Posted 09 September 2006 - 02:34 AM

"All my base are belong to you!" Shouted mWalk, as the night grew longer...

Make, my, breakfast.
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Posted 09 September 2006 - 02:37 AM

mWalk stretched his arms after a long...llloooonnggg night in bed.. mWalk turned over to Hamster, "So you gonna make my breakfast honey buns? or what?

Eggs, Buns, Sausage

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