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The gnarled hands of the old man made the cuts on the hundred pieces of recycled paper.
Intricate, Betrayed, Sadness.
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Posted 25 July 2006 - 11:46 PM
In an overly-intricate plan, the hobo betrayed my general sense of sadness to the thought police.
humane, treatise, joyous
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humane, treatise, joyous
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"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
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Posted 26 July 2006 - 08:03 AM
After reading a treatise, I leaned thawt the humane way to raise a platypus is to be joyous and bouncy.
Battle, century, elephants.
Battle, century, elephants.
I'm going back to the ones that know, with whom I can be what I want to be
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Posted 26 July 2006 - 08:04 AM
Elephants were used in the battle of the century.
Remote, Candle, Sprite.
Remote, Candle, Sprite.
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 26 July 2006 - 11:19 PM
Based on my experience playing the various works of Bach in a rather exceptional manner, the JSB Foundation presented me with a "Bach-alorate."
Pathetic, clowning, brook
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Pathetic, clowning, brook
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 12:25 AM
The previous post was utterly pathetic, but only because it was an attempt at clowning around and not on the studies of the forest brook.
Expository, Notorious, Boing.
Expository, Notorious, Boing.
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 11:05 PM
I refuse to write an expository statement on things that go boing, no matter how notorious you claim they are.
locking, frocks, beaker
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locking, frocks, beaker
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"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
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Posted 29 July 2006 - 04:30 PM
Underneath the snow covered rock I found a carrot, however a deadly rabbit had already claimed it. I was forced to give up the carrot.
Center, Enigma, Blast!
Center, Enigma, Blast!
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 29 July 2006 - 11:47 PM
That blast was but an enigma, please return peacefully to your assigned Sleeping Center.
oboe, rattling, nontoxic
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oboe, rattling, nontoxic
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"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
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Posted 30 July 2006 - 08:13 PM
The smell of a used oboe reed is the anything but rattling, unless of course you smell Nick's. His is the opposite of a piece of untoxic bamboo.
Earth, Bound, Mother.
Earth, Bound, Mother.
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 30 July 2006 - 11:38 PM
I was Earth-bound on an interstellar railship, only to find that I had left the mother of all gold shipments at the last port.
package, unfaithful, reason
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package, unfaithful, reason
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 11:26 PM
I dislike the lemon-lime flavor of 7up, but enough that I don't enjoy their Lymon-inspired ads.
springs, purity, carbohydrate
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springs, purity, carbohydrate
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Posted 03 August 2006 - 10:29 AM
The springs in the matress ensure your teen will continue to live with purity and chastity. The only drawback to this wonderful matress would be that nobody who sleeps in this bed can eat carbohydrates.
Eclectic, Bandana, Thief.
Eclectic, Bandana, Thief.
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 03 August 2006 - 11:20 PM
As I set out to fustigate the droogish group of youth presented before me for defaming the reputation of my abacot.
slung, weakness, smiling
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slung, weakness, smiling
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Posted 04 August 2006 - 03:02 AM
As he slung the thong over his shoulder, his biggest weakness was revealed, but he didn't care. He just kept on smiling.
Overhead, Compare, Plow.
Overhead, Compare, Plow.
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 04 August 2006 - 11:23 PM
He existed in an evident state of fantods whilst I contumely lambasted him for his attempt to absquantulate with my stuffed beaver.
cleaning, pedestrian, transaction
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cleaning, pedestrian, transaction
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Posted 05 August 2006 - 11:01 AM
Don't start cleaning the white lines until the pedestrians have obviously crossed and made their transaction with the chicken.
Churchill, Libertine, Scullion.
Churchill, Libertine, Scullion.
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 05 August 2006 - 11:52 PM
As I enjoyed a good churchill and yelled at my scullion, I reflected upon what a libertine I was.
French, creativity, lemons
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French, creativity, lemons
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"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
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Posted 07 August 2006 - 11:43 PM
I couldn't make a call from the desk in my cell, so I wrote this message to you with a splinter.
Prius, handle, keyed
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Prius, handle, keyed
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"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
