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#1 User is offline   Zortrium 

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Posted 21 November 2005 - 12:10 AM

I win 46-43.

Discuss and/or give me prizes.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 12:17 AM

The recount has demonstrated that not only have you not won, but everybody except for you has won. Sorry to get your hopes up with our last communication to your campaign office, nobody was expecting this unforseen screwup on our part. A student intern has been ritualistically drawn and quartered due to this error. Thanks for your understanding, and do remember us for all of your future democratic processing needs.

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Posted 21 November 2005 - 12:24 AM

But I have proof!

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EDIT: And what's this? The next recount is in, and the verdict is clear: Z wins!

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This post has been edited by Zortrium: 21 November 2005 - 12:29 AM

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Posted 21 November 2005 - 12:30 AM

You neglected all of the absentee ballots that must be processed from overseas.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 12:35 AM

NO! The ballot is closed! Closed I say!
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 12:36 AM

Too late, 52-52, you failed to gain the majority in time.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 12:37 AM

No, the polls are closed, I already won.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 12:39 AM

Your statement about the polls closing showed them at 52-52 at that instant in time.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 12:41 AM

No, sorry, the election ended before that.

And the post-election polls are showing that Z still leads by a significant margin.

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This post has been edited by Zortrium: 21 November 2005 - 12:47 AM

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Posted 21 November 2005 - 02:26 AM

Now I know the two of you are the same person.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 02:25 PM

No, I won and he didn't.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 02:39 PM

I have better restraint. Your will save is only a +2.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 02:58 PM

But that's okay, because I always roll natural 20s.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 04:04 PM

The final score is 52-104.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 06:18 PM

Zortrium, on Nov 21 2005, 12:55 PM, said:

But that's okay, because I always roll natural 20s.
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But that doesn't mean you auto-succeed, on saves.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 07:19 PM

Avatara gets a +24 to his recount roll with two 12-sided dice for wearing the helm of infallibility.

He wins.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 08:10 PM

Polls are not dictated by random chance.

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Well, mostly.

But anyways, I'm running for reelection and the opposition is clearly collapsing, as evidenced by the latest poll:

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This post has been edited by Zortrium: 21 November 2005 - 08:21 PM

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Posted 21 November 2005 - 09:22 PM

I think you have that backwards.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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We're being overrun!

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Posted 21 November 2005 - 09:32 PM

How so?
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 11:33 PM

That data could be interpreted either way unless you clearly label what is what.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
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We're being overrun!

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Posted 22 November 2005 - 12:24 AM

Huh? Why do you need labels? I think it's perfectly clear that I won.
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Posted 22 November 2005 - 12:30 AM

No....my cat won. Sheesh.
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Posted 22 November 2005 - 12:32 AM

Sorry, your cat isn't even one of the top ten candidates.
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Posted 22 November 2005 - 12:44 AM

He'll be elected on write-ins, like Strom Thurmond.
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Posted 22 November 2005 - 07:56 AM

It's over.

My arm won, 58-34.

Now shut up.
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