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The radioactive spider that bit the server is starting to mutate. The spider that is. And mutate is just another word for fry. Static charge killed him. As for us, I'm not completely sure.

I believe that the answer is contained in our general lack of hot and sour soup, a situation that I believe calls for major military action on someone's part (that is unless that person happens to be representative of Croatia, in which case we should resign ourselves to our fate and take a nap).

-Pufer

Don't you mean "Canada"?

No, he means Bulgaria.

I'm Swedish.

I had a tree branch dropped on my house by somebody called Rita.

I knew she was bad news!

Avatara, on Oct 1 2005, 07:46 AM, said:

Yeah, look at those eyes, look at that smile: pure evil.

Ah... my first unintentional double post.

This post has been edited by ankhwatcher: 02 October 2005 - 08:14 AM

Pufer, on Sep 28 2005, 11:20 PM, said:

And the odd part is, AppleCøre is not a Pufervian. Perhaps he gave this fact away in the demonstration of his post being a mere one line himself. It does indeed sound like something a Pufer, or Pufervian, would say, just in a simplified manner. A true Pufervian would type this point in a good 100-200 line reply, but we must keep in mind that fact that AppleCøre, remains a non-Pufervian. Could this be the reason for the briefness of his post? Within the point that we do have a great sense of timing, we should also have a good sense of post length. One's Pufervian post should be, as Avatara stated, more than two lines. The question remains now: Was that Pufer Post an anomaly in the Pufervian world, or was SA truly giving a demonstration of power? It has been established that a true Pufervian would now make such a short post, unless posting within a forum game, such as This or That. A topic such as that, would be the only real excuse for the shortened post. Then comes the matter of SA. Most of his fellow ATTers would have seen his true power by now, unless the newbies from after April 2005 are factored into this equation. They had not known of the existence of SA until just recently, upon his glorious return. The short post, therefore, could have been a presentation of SA's control among the board members. This arises the question, however, that queries: Why would SA choose Pufer to illustrate his abilities? Perhaps SA realized the obvious of AppleCøre making such a Pufervian statement without actually being a Pufervian. We may never know. In conclusion, it would take a true Pufervian to write a long, yet Pufervian post, or perhaps, even read all of this post. I would be surprised if anyone even read this flaming pile of BS that was formed into a post. Only a true Pufervian would break the bounds of limitation to go beyond and read all of this post. One could then conclude, that the title "Pufervian" has been abused, leaving many people claiming positions in the Pufervian world. The title "Official" is also quite important when recognizing a true Pufervian. It is very necessary. This post, is therefore, long, dragging out a point that could probably be summed up in about two sentences. It is obvious, however, that the two sentence post is, in fact, no fun at all. We must grasp the member's attention with such a long and anomalous post, and doubt they read it. In the reality of conclusion, only you could truly determine the end and point of this reply, here as it stands. Simply enough: What did this post start of saying anyway?

-Pufer

-Destroyer E

This post has been edited by Destroyer E: 02 October 2005 - 10:22 AM

You write a lot and say little.

William Shakespeare said:

Destroyer E, on Oct 2 2005, 08:53 AM, said:

While this may be true, the spirit of the true Pufervian post was present in his post as there exists an imperitive in the code which mandates that random leaps and bounds must be contained in a post. This is not to say, however that much haste should be made in the creation of a post. Nay, quite the opposite is, in fact, true of the general nature of things. If we were to not take the random leaps into account we would be left with something that would, quite oddly, resemble something that a pastry chef at a university would create. Incidentally, I might note that the best cake I ever ate was made by the staff pastry chef at the University of New Mexico Student Union building. Quite a plump fellow, he is an Italian who managed to impress my Italian grandmother with the fact that he spoke Italian (something that isn't true of most folks who pass themselves off as Italians around these parts, folks who claim that they speak Italian, but who are stymied when someone (like my grandmother) actually starts talking to them in the language). He ended up making the cake for my aunt's recent wedding. While it wasn't the most beautiful cake I'd ever seen, it was moist and had the most delicious frosting that I'd ever encountered on this earth. Quite the taste treat! I ended up with a nice chunk to take home, but it, quite unfortunately, didn't last more than a week. Tis the story of my life, though, a consistant lack of baked goods in my general vicinity.

-Pufer

Destroyer E, on Oct 2 2005, 03:53 PM, said:

I read every word, and came to an outstanding conclusion:
I hate you.

The realization of the fact for your love for me is quite obvious, Mr. Ankhwatcher. It seems that you are not one to be a homosexual, but rather, you seem to find me appealing in a normal man to man heterosexual relationship. The reason for this is the vastness and sophistication of my last post in this Pufervian topic. Simply enough, that post was, in fact, longer than most essays I have written for school. Why you ask? Simple. I was under the influence of the Pufervian instincts. Also, I was in a deep layer of procrastination, as I am now. I have an Italian, AP English and a Precalc test tomorrow, but I do not worry of them. I contain the gift of the Pufervians, which should empower me to know everything about anything. Yes, I do take Italian, which as Pufer has pointed out, can be used to impress grandmothers. I have not tested this ability so far, but the power of the Pufervians will ultimately make me succeed in my objective. Since you too, have a grandmother, as all people do, the positive impress will be passed onto you, where once again, you will realize the sarcasm of your post in saying you hate me. Deep inside, you do not feel this way. You honor that post. It seems that: Wow, you read a Pufervian post by Destroyer E you must be so proud. This pride was somehow transformed into an attempted hate post, and I can see through this hatred to realize that you loved that post, and you plan to read all of this post, as all überly lengthy posts made by a Pufervian or the actually Pufer should be read. In conclusion, you should do as Pufer suggested: grab some more cake.

This post has been edited by Destroyer E: 04 October 2005 - 10:00 PM

ok

If I weren't usually quick and simple, I wouldn't call my self The Apple Cøre.

Wait. Do all Pufervians post long posts?

Well, I'm his CIC, and my average post length is probably around 1.2590834 lines.

Hmm. I guess the 1000-word post wasn't stipulated to you as a requirement to join the Pufervian Legions.

He posts short posts to create a bigger contrast between him and Pufer, that way Pufer looks more of a mastermind of obsenity. The J doesn't need to make long posts to secure his position, he exists to further the Pufervian cause by making the leader, Pufer, look more Pufervian.

Ah. So where does the salmon part come into the picture?

Destroyer E, on Oct 5 2005, 03:59 AM, said:

Capital Plan!

ankhwatcher, on Oct 5 2005, 02:34 PM, said:

I see you have found the SparkNotes for my Pufervian posts.

The Journalist, on Oct 4 2005, 11:10 PM, said:

How did you get that title anyway? I had to strive through years and years of hard work just to become a Pufervian. People are ignorant to the training and health risks involved in this exercise. Somehow, however, you have managed to evade these factors and quickly becoming the Pufervian you somehow are now. The quickness might also explain the briefness of your posts. Perhaps you are some sort of anamoly in the Pufervian system. It takes quite a bit of effort to crack out the BS posts such as this, which are constantly dragged out. You, however, have dulled down the Pufervian ways, thus forth becoming this anamoly. Simply enough, the question is: How? This topic, may, in fact, be an anamoly in itself. You were not alone in creating a short Pufervian post. Pufer himself accompanied you in making a two line post. There is the possibility, that those two posts, have, in fact, subliminal and hidden messages within them, which when expanded, reach to the proper length of a Puferian post. The rest is up to you. Now, I will end this post, because there is not much more to write.

Actually, I don't think "long post" was in the job description Pufer gave her. I think it was just about becoming a space salmon in orbit of Saturn or something on that order...

But I will write a Pufervian post when writing about the possible features of EVIV.

The Apple Cøre, on Oct 5 2005, 09:58 PM, said:

Yeah its is easy to ramble when your talking about what you wish to be featured in a new game. Or indeed what was not or should not have been featured in a previously released game (You should read some of the stuff i have sent Nintendo, NGC magazine and Rockstar Games over the years. The importance of blog ownership know's no bounds.)