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#26 Solid

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Posted 26 January 2005 - 11:59 PM

Screw confetti. This deserves a friggin movie.

*3T

This post has been edited by 3vil L337: 26 January 2005 - 11:59 PM

[1:50] anti: " Don't forget the sunglasses, its like a gun on your face"
/Fiesta Grande\

#27 vecoriwen

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 12:34 AM

Haha! Thats awesome.

But why don't I have my own movie?

Can you imagine if I was deranged?

#28 Zortrium

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 12:53 AM

2005 Z Worship Application

1. Why do you wish to be an official disciple of Z?

2. What do you worship Z as?
[ ] Good deity
[ ] Evil deity
[ ] King
[ ] That guy from that board
[ ] ######

3. Which skills/qualities do you possess? Check all that apply.
[ ] H4x0r 5k1lls
[ ] l33t5p34k
[ ] Hymn singing
[ ] Moderator status
[ ] Propaganda creation (flash movies etc.)
[ ] Prestige

Applications should include a 3 cent processing fee and should be sent to

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#29 Pufer

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 01:19 AM

2005 Z Worship Application Supplimental

1. If Znorty was to burst into flame, what would you use to put him out?

( ) Beaver pelts
( ) Cocktail sauce
( ) Znorty
( ) Anvil
( ) Goat urine

2. If Znorty was to hit on your mother while stealing your favorite pet/lawn gnome, how many prayers would you say to him the following evening?

( ) 9-463.2
( ) -46006-4
( ) Twelveteen
( ) Somewhat (that is to say, slightly) infinite-thrice

3. Marco?

( ) Duck
( ) ###### you
( ) Eleven
( ) Bolt of cloth

4. If Znorty was to die in some unfortunate farming accident involving a baker's dozen cheerleaders and a bucket of cider, who would you nominate to take his place as your only savior?

( ) Avatara
( ) Vecoriwen
( ) moonunit4eva
( ) Pufer
( ) Bob Dole

5. Znorty has taken up scuba diving under the trucks of the Royal Bork-Shivgracklehoodwindellmorstave Society For The Preservation of Three Crags and would care for some chicken pox if only seven British soldiers from Pakistan would eat his left leg in order to gorgle his schimflix (Eat at Joe's). If this wasn't the case (and seven wasn't fourteen donkeys), who would you come to in order to fall potato (Mrs.) shrimp-rifle; how many are thou?

( ) Off-Yellow
( ) West Nashville
( ) God of the Pimpernilles
( ) Over yonder
( ) A Hampleton-Gork

-Pufer

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#30 Solid

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 03:47 PM

2005 Z Worship Application

1. Why do you wish to be an official disciple of Z?
I have a crush on him.

2. What do you worship Z as?
[ ] Good deity
[\] Evil deity
[ ] King
[ ] That guy from that board
[ ] ######

3. Which skills/qualities do you possess? Check all that apply.
[ ] H4x0r 5k1lls
[\] l33t5p34k
[ ] Hymn singing
[ ] Moderator status
[\] Propaganda creation (flash movies etc.)
[ ] Prestige
[\] Blackness

2005 Z Worship Application Supplimental

1. If Znorty was to burst into flame, what would you use to put him out?

( ) Beaver pelts
( ) Cocktail sauce
( ) Znorty
( ) Anvil
(\) Goat urine

2. If Znorty was to hit on your mother while stealing your favorite pet/lawn gnome, how many prayers would you say to him the following evening?

( ) 9-463.2
( ) -46006-4
(\) Twelveteen
( ) Somewhat (that is to say, slightly) infinite-thrice

3. Marco?

( ) Duck
( ) ###### you
( ) Eleven
(\) Bolt of cloth

4. If Znorty was to die in some unfortunate farming accident involving a baker's dozen cheerleaders and a bucket of cider, who would you nominate to take his place as your only savior?

( ) Avatara
(\) Vecoriwen
( ) moonunit4eva
( ) Pufer
( ) Bob Dole

5. Znorty has taken up scuba diving under the trucks of the Royal Bork-Shivgracklehoodwindellmorstave Society For The Preservation of Three Crags and would care for some chicken pox if only seven British soldiers from Pakistan would eat his left leg in order to gorgle his schimflix (Eat at Joe's). If this wasn't the case (and seven wasn't fourteen donkeys), who would you come to in order to fall potato (Mrs.) shrimp-rifle; how many are thou?

( ) Off-Yellow
(\) West Nashville
( ) God of the Pimpernilles
( ) Over yonder
( ) A Hampleton-Gork

And vecci-san? Your way too awsome for a movie.

*3T

[1:50] anti: " Don't forget the sunglasses, its like a gun on your face"
/Fiesta Grande\

#31 Zortrium

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 04:14 PM

Your application has been received and will be processed within 6 weeks. Thank you for your interest in Z Worship.

-Z Council of Elders

#32 Trah

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 04:33 PM

2005 Z Worship Application

1. Why do you wish to be an official disciple of Z?
need a cause.

2. What do you worship Z as?
[ ] Good deity
[ ] Evil deity
[ ] King
[/] That guy from that board
[ ] ######

3. Which skills/qualities do you possess? Check all that apply.
[ ] H4x0r 5k1lls
[/] l33t5p34k
[ ] Hymn singing
[ ] Moderator status
[/] Propaganda creation (flash movies etc.)
[/] Prestige

2005 Z Worship Application Supplimental

1. If Znorty was to burst into flame, what would you use to put him out?

( ) Beaver pelts
( ) Cocktail sauce
(/) Znorty
( ) Anvil
( ) Goat urine

2. If Znorty was to hit on your mother while stealing your favorite pet/lawn gnome, how many prayers would you say to him the following evening?

( ) 9-463.2
( ) -46006-4
(/) Twelveteen
( ) Somewhat (that is to say, slightly) infinite-thrice

3. Marco?

(/) Duck
( ) ###### you
( ) Eleven
( ) Bolt of cloth

4. If Znorty was to die in some unfortunate farming accident involving a baker's dozen cheerleaders and a bucket of cider, who would you nominate to take his place as your only savior?

(/) Avatara
( ) Vecoriwen
( ) moonunit4eva
( ) Pufer
( ) Bob Dole

5. Znorty has taken up scuba diving under the trucks of the Royal Bork-Shivgracklehoodwindellmorstave Society For The Preservation of Three Crags and would care for some chicken pox if only seven British soldiers from Pakistan would eat his left leg in order to gorgle his schimflix (Eat at Joe's). If this wasn't the case (and seven wasn't fourteen donkeys), who would you come to in order to fall potato (Mrs.) shrimp-rifle; how many are thou?

( ) Off-Yellow
( ) West Nashville
( ) God of the Pimpernilles
(/) Over yonder
( ) A Hampleton-Gork

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#33 moonunit4eva

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 09:03 PM

1. Why do you wish to be an official disciple of Z?
Because you're awesome!

2. What do you worship Z as?
[ ] Good deity
[ ] Evil deity
[/] King
[ ] That guy from that board
[ ] ######

3. Which skills/qualities do you possess? Check all that apply.
[ ] H4x0r 5k1lls
[/] l33t5p34k
[/] Hymn singing
[ ] Moderator status
[/] Propaganda creation (flash movies etc.)
[/] Prestige

1. If Znorty was to burst into flame, what would you use to put him out?

(/) Beaver pelts
( ) Cocktail sauce
( ) Znorty
( ) Anvil
( ) Goat urine

2. If Znorty was to hit on your mother while stealing your favorite pet/lawn gnome, how many prayers would you say to him the following evening?

( ) 9-463.2
( ) -46006-4
( ) Twelveteen
(/) Somewhat (that is to say, slightly) infinite-thrice

3. Marco?

( ) Duck
( ) ###### you
(/) Eleven
( ) Bolt of cloth

4. If Znorty was to die in some unfortunate farming accident involving a baker's dozen cheerleaders and a bucket of cider, who would you nominate to take his place as your only savior?

( ) Avatara
( ) Vecoriwen
(/) moonunit4eva (Someone had to vote for me)
( ) Pufer
( ) Bob Dole

5. Znorty has taken up scuba diving under the trucks of the Royal Bork-Shivgracklehoodwindellmorstave Society For The Preservation of Three Crags and would care for some chicken pox if only seven British soldiers from Pakistan would eat his left leg in order to gorgle his schimflix (Eat at Joe's). If this wasn't the case (and seven wasn't fourteen donkeys), who would you come to in order to fall potato (Mrs.) shrimp-rifle; how many are thou?

( ) Off-Yellow
( ) West Nashville
(/) God of the Pimpernilles
( ) Over yonder
( ) A Hampleton-Gork

Pufer...you're awesome btw

Whatever happens..happens.

#34 vecoriwen

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 10:38 PM

Quote

And vecci-san? Your way too awsome for a movie.

*3T

Awww

Even for a full length feature?

Can you imagine if I was deranged?

#35 moonunit4eva

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 10:45 PM

Ooh..Intriguing.

Whatever happens..happens.

#36 Solid

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 11:14 PM

vecoriwen, on Jan 27 2005, 11:38 PM, said:

Awww

Even for a full length feature?

Beyond my friend. Beyond.

Oh, did you get the one I sent you?

*3T

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#37 moonunit4eva

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 11:17 PM

I wish I knew to whom you were referring.

Whatever happens..happens.

#38 vecoriwen

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 11:19 PM

Quote

Oh, did you get the one I sent you?

*3T

EDIT: Yup...

This post has been edited by vecoriwen: 27 January 2005 - 11:22 PM

Can you imagine if I was deranged?

#39 The Real Darth Bob

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 11:19 PM

2005 Z Worship Application

1. Why do you wish to be an official disciple of Z?
need a cause.

2. What do you worship Z as?
[ ] Good deity
[ ] Evil deity
[/] King
[ ] That guy from that board
[ ] ######

3. Which skills/qualities do you possess? Check all that apply.
[/] H4x0r 5k1lls
[/] l33t5p34k
[/] Hymn singing
[ ] Moderator status
[/] Propaganda creation (flash movies etc.)
[/] Prestige

2005 Z Worship Application Supplimental

1. If Znorty was to burst into flame, what would you use to put him out?

( ) Beaver pelts
( ) Cocktail sauce
( ) Znorty
(/) Anvil
( ) Goat urine

2. If Znorty was to hit on your mother while stealing your favorite pet/lawn gnome, how many prayers would you say to him the following evening?

( ) 9-463.2
(/) -46006-4
( ) Twelveteen
( ) Somewhat (that is to say, slightly) infinite-thrice

3. Marco?

( ) Duck
( ) ###### you
(/) Eleven
( ) Bolt of cloth

4. If Znorty was to die in some unfortunate farming accident involving a baker's dozen cheerleaders and a bucket of cider, who would you nominate to take his place as your only savior?

( ) Avatara
( ) Vecoriwen
(/) moonunit4eva
( ) Pufer
( ) Bob Dole

5. Znorty has taken up scuba diving under the trucks of the Royal Bork-Shivgracklehoodwindellmorstave Society For The Preservation of Three Crags and would care for some chicken pox if only seven British soldiers from Pakistan would eat his left leg in order to gorgle his schimflix (Eat at Joe's). If this wasn't the case (and seven wasn't fourteen donkeys), who would you come to in order to fall potato (Mrs.) shrimp-rifle; how many are thou?

( ) Off-Yellow
( ) West Nashville
(/) God of the Pimpernilles
( ) Over yonder
( ) A Hampleton-Gork

#40 moonunit4eva

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 11:22 PM

You're awesome...

I have 2wo votes!

Whatever happens..happens.

#41 The Real Darth Bob

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 11:26 PM

moonunit4eva, on Jan 27 2005, 11:22 PM, said:

You're awesome...

I have 2wo votes!

Now you have incentive to arrange the unfortunate farming accident.

#42 moonunit4eva

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 11:29 PM

*arranges*

Whatever happens..happens.

#43 vecoriwen

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 11:31 PM

**Rubs hands together**

>_>

Can you imagine if I was deranged?

#44 moonunit4eva

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 11:33 PM

Good plan isn't it?

Whatever happens..happens.

#45 vecoriwen

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 11:38 PM

I'll get the tractor...

Can you imagine if I was deranged?

#46 Avatara

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Posted 28 January 2005 - 02:22 PM

Fear not Z, I'll save you! Oh wait, budget is tight this month, no superpowers after all.

Never mind.

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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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#47 Sundered Angel

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Posted 28 January 2005 - 03:17 PM

Poor Avatara, always muttering about budgetary cuts and inflationary constraints. Why don't you just come out and admit it: You haven't had superpowers for over thirty months - ever since Andrew cut them off after that unfortunate incident with motherlove and the resultant traumatised board members.

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#48 Lektor

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Posted 28 January 2005 - 03:45 PM

Sundered Angel, on Jan 28 2005, 08:17 PM, said:

Yeah, I'm still not the same, but the limp is starting to go...

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#49 prophile

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Posted 28 January 2005 - 04:48 PM

1. Why do you wish to be an official disciple of Z?
Because he'll smite me if I don't

2. What do you worship Z as?
[ ] Good deity
[/] Evil deity
[ ] King
[ ] That guy from that board
[ ] ######

3. Which skills/qualities do you possess? Check all that apply.
[/] H4x0r 5k1lls
[/] l33t5p34k
[/] Hymn singing
[ ] Moderator status
[ ] Propaganda creation (flash movies etc.)
[/] Prestige
1. If Znorty was to burst into flame, what would you use to put him out?

( ) Beaver pelts
( ) Cocktail sauce
( ) Znorty
(/) Anvil
( ) Goat urine

2. If Znorty was to hit on your mother while stealing your favorite pet/lawn gnome, how many prayers would you say to him the following evening?

( ) 9-463.2
(/) -46006-4
( ) Twelveteen
( ) Somewhat (that is to say, slightly) infinite-thrice

3. Marco?

(/) Duck
(/) ###### you
(/) Eleven
(/) Bolt of cloth

4. If Znorty was to die in some unfortunate farming accident involving a baker's dozen cheerleaders and a bucket of cider, who would you nominate to take his place as your only savior?

( ) Avatara
( ) Vecoriwen
( ) moonunit4eva
( ) Pufer
( ) Bob Dole
(/) Agent_Vast

5. Znorty has taken up scuba diving under the trucks of the Royal Bork-Shivgracklehoodwindellmorstave Society For The Preservation of Three Crags and would care for some chicken pox if only seven British soldiers from Pakistan would eat his left leg in order to gorgle his schimflix (Eat at Joe's). If this wasn't the case (and seven wasn't fourteen donkeys), who would you come to in order to fall potato (Mrs.) shrimp-rifle; how many are thou?

( ) Off-Yellow
( ) West Nashville
( ) God of the Pimpernilles
( ) Over yonder
(/) A Hampleton-Gork

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#50 Zortrium

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Posted 28 January 2005 - 06:45 PM

Important update for all Z Worship applicants: Due to extreme demand, our staff is proving inadequate to deal with all incoming applications. We are pleased to announce that the High Council is now officially accepting bribes. Note that due to this change, we must void all unsanctioned bribes previously accepted. Thank you for your cooperation.