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Four years... ...of masturbating egos.

#26 vecoriwen

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Posted 19 September 2004 - 11:44 AM

-esw-dragoon_77, on Sep 17 2004, 06:07 PM, said:

Oh my Jesus on a toasted bagel! You have a Bawls icon!

I'm now obligated to masturbate your ego. Because Bawls is the rock, and everyone should...um. Also think that it is the rock. Because. It is. Yeah.

What part do you want me to masturbate first?

Bawls are only THE GREATEST DRINK EVER!!!EVER!!!! Let the maturbating begin. You get to choose where.

Wheeeeee!!

Can you imagine if I was deranged?

#27 The Journalist

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Posted 19 September 2004 - 04:26 PM

"You get to choose where"

Now that's a disturbing thing to say...

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Posted 19 September 2004 - 04:53 PM

Not as disturbing as "I'm going to marry your mother."

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#29 The Journalist

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Posted 19 September 2004 - 05:12 PM

It's been done.

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 01:14 AM

vecoriwen, on Sep 19 2004, 04:44 PM, said:

Bawls are only THE GREATEST DRINK EVER!!!EVER!!!!

Jones Soda is better, but Bawls is way the hell up there with it.

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#31 vecoriwen

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 04:52 PM

I have a pair of pants that says "Bawls: Who need's Sleep?" on them.

Can you imagine if I was deranged?

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 09:52 PM

It was my first birthday on the 20th. Yay me.

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 11:43 PM

vecoriwen, on Sep 22 2004, 03:52 PM, said:

I have a pair of pants that says "Bawls: Who need's Sleep?" on them.

I'm not sure what the attraction is to owning pants with stuff written on them. I'm OK with shirts and even jackets, but pants? I'm clearly in need of enlightenment on this subject.

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Posted 23 September 2004 - 03:28 AM

I'm guessing they're pajama pants, in which case it's perfectly acceptable to have things written on them.

I want to get a dark blue shirt that says "Powered by Bawls" on the front and "Fuel of Gamers" on the back. That would be the l33t.

This post has been edited by -esw-dragoon_77: 23 September 2004 - 03:37 AM

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Posted 23 September 2004 - 07:28 AM

If they're pajama pants, why do they say "who needs sleep?"

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Posted 23 September 2004 - 07:34 PM

Because they're bloody comfortable. You don't have to sleep to wear pajama pants.

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 07:11 PM

Whenever I'm not in school/out in public, I wear pajama pants regardless. All day long. I wore them all summer. I'm wearing them now.

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 07:19 PM

They really began to smell after the third week.

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 08:58 PM

Like an elephant with halitosis

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 10:36 PM

Or the stench of rice

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Posted 27 September 2004 - 01:00 AM

Man, I feel so young...

I don't think I've ever heard of bawls, exactly what is it? And why is it so awe-inspiring? I'm guessing from the fuel of gamers comment that it contains a high amount of caffeine, but other then that, I've got nothing.

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#42 Avatara

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Posted 27 September 2004 - 02:20 AM

Its Gamer's Crack. A highly addictive drug that slowly rots your nerves from the insides out, but once you start you can't stop. It gives the heroin addicts a run for their money.

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Posted 27 September 2004 - 01:16 PM

Go here for more info. Use the locator to see if you can buy any in your city.

Bawls is also fscking expensive up here in Idaho. About 14.3 cents per fluid ounce at the very least.

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Posted 27 September 2004 - 10:46 PM

Avatara, on Sep 24 2004, 08:36 PM, said:

Or the stench of rice

You don't like rice either?

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Posted 27 September 2004 - 11:45 PM

With such dedicated fans I feared I would be torn to peices by a mob of people when I revealed my ignorance. I never expected people to be so...nice.

Wow, after reading the Bawls stuff, I am so intrigued. I have an all consuming need for caffeine, maybe this could sate my eternal hunger (might even help me get an A in AP chem).

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