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#51 User is offline   Azeroth 

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Posted 13 July 2004 - 03:23 PM

That was the day that I intook a mix of oxygen, nitrogen, and other gasses into my lungs, then expelled carbon dioxide, correct?

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Posted 13 July 2004 - 05:04 PM

Hmmm...I remember the day of my first post on ATT. hmm...something like today!
I guess I need to make it really annoying and embarassing so years later I'll look it up and remember my first post on ATT....here goes...

VV@5 1h@t 1h3 D@y 1h@1 &Uy VV3||1 10 1h3 510R3??? LOL OMG THAT WAS SO ANNOYING !!!!1!11!1!!!

here's to hoping I never do that again!

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Posted 13 July 2004 - 07:52 PM

That wasn't really annoying, because when there's gibberish like that, one tends to just ignore it as nothing useful was ever contained in AOLspeek. To be really obnoxious you would have to either flame somebody (picking on moderators is the equivalent of slitting your wrists), posting large pictures that mean nothing and reformat the screen, typinginlotsoftextwithoutspacestostretchthescreentoreallyobnoxiousproportionsinamannersimilartothepicturemehtodexceptthiswayuseslessbandwidthandloadsfaster, or posting something idiotic.

Nice try though.

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Posted 13 July 2004 - 10:18 PM

Bwah hah hah hah. Your pitiful attempt to stretch my screen has failed Posted Image

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Posted 13 July 2004 - 11:08 PM

IllshowyousomethingthatllstretchyourscreennomatterhowwidehowtallhowfiercehowpinkyourmonitormaybeyoubetterruninterrornowbecausewhenIgetgoingyouwonthaveanotherchancelaterforitllbetoo latesincemyincoherentbabblingwilldominateyourpatheticsoullessmortalrealmandIshallbekingofallusingmyrighthandmanSAgodoffishandstrippingtoaxeanyofyouunworthytodwindleinmypresenceinan attempttoannoyyoubeyondallextremesandblowuptrippsinagiganticvolcaniceruptiononHawaiiwherethesunneversetsandpenguinsneverrisebecausetheydidntgetenoughsleepthoseinsomniacsthatarelike brokenclokxwhichfailtofunctionexceptwhentheyincessentlytickandtocklikethatoneclockdidinthatHookmoviepissingoffthepiratecaptainandlettinghimgeteatenbyadriedoutalligatorstatuewhichIm ustsayisquiteahumiliatingwayforanybodytodieImeanIwouldbeembarrassedifIgoteatenbyanalligatorstatue.

Wouldn't you?

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[Allow me to deny your Axe - Av]

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Posted 13 July 2004 - 11:09 PM

Bah, horizontal character limit: 1 Avatara: 0

I won't forget this, you think you stopped me? You're just a machine!

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Posted 13 July 2004 - 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by Avatara:
I won't forget this, you think you stopped me? You're just a machine!



And you are talking to said machine...

I think that the "machine" is going to win once again as you are dragged off to the looney-bin. But, don't worry, I hear that the electroshock treatments aren't as bad as they say they are. Posted Image

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Posted 13 July 2004 - 11:22 PM

Only if the nurses are cute.

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Posted 13 July 2004 - 11:47 PM

[How about a little less of the sexually violent profanities? - SA]

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 03:20 AM

i'm going to be a nurse. First a masseuse (however that's spelled) and then a nurse.

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 01:33 PM

What's sex?

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 02:45 PM

Quote

Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
What's sex?



Fun.

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 11:20 PM

Its also a three-letter word used to designate the gender of something.

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Posted 15 July 2004 - 08:31 PM

heres my first post, not to shabby!
[url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum9/HTML/004536.html"]http://www.ambrosias...TML/004536.html[/url]

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Posted 19 July 2004 - 06:42 PM

Av, you got eating by an alligator statue?

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Posted 19 July 2004 - 10:55 PM

What?

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 04:30 PM

In your long mushed-together post, it says "it would be really embarrassing if i got eaten by an alligator statue."

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 08:50 PM

It would be, implying it could happen but hasn't yet. And the wrong tense of "eaten" in your post threw me off. Guess you wouldn't just feel out of place in Sweden... Posted Image

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Posted 21 July 2004 - 10:39 AM

Whatever that means.

I didn't read the middle, and quit being a grammer nazi.

:falls asleep on desk:

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Posted 21 July 2004 - 08:29 PM

Aww..Poor J! Av, look what you've done!

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Posted 21 July 2004 - 09:11 PM

I've accomplished a miraculous feat, what about it?

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Posted 21 July 2004 - 09:26 PM

He'll never be the same!

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Posted 22 July 2004 - 01:18 PM

You say that about a lot of things...

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Posted 23 July 2004 - 03:17 PM

And, to what? may I ask, are you referring?

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Posted 23 July 2004 - 05:02 PM

Nearly every part of my life.

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