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#26 Avatara

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Posted 17 May 2004 - 11:20 PM

Only because you replaced the lightbulb.

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#27 dude3

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Posted 17 May 2004 - 11:29 PM

eRP was stupid.

But there is one topic that has the power to save us. I believe that it is the topic that truly embodies everything Trash Talk used stand for. I made my first post long ago in this fabled thread. Twenty-three pages of sheer glory.

That's right. It's the [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum12/HTML/000347.html"]Stupid Joke of the Day[/url].

There are those who will condemn it as heresy or madness or pointless nostalgic longings, but I don't care. SJD is the only possible savior for Trash Talk.

And now, mods of the board, I call upon you to resurrect Stupid Joke of the Day yet another time. But this time it's not for me. It's for the future of Ares Trash Talk.

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#28 Pufer

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Posted 17 May 2004 - 11:37 PM

Unfortunately, SJD goes back well farther than the period of sheer randomness that preceeded The Great Locking, back to the period that I like to call "The Great Void" when, if SJD and "Vanilla Coke is Made of Pandas" hadn't have existed, there wouldn't have been anything at all. While you may claim that SJD brought the board back from the brink, I see it as one of the probable causes of that near complete decline into nothingness.

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#29 LifeKnight

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Posted 18 May 2004 - 06:40 PM

What is "eRP," exactly?

EDIT: postfixed

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#30 Azeroth

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Posted 18 May 2004 - 07:29 PM

Quote

Originally posted by LifeKnight:
What is "eRD," exactly?

eRD is nothing. eRP was an awsome topic that got the axe back in the great locking, it consisted of some of ATT's finest moments.

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#31 LifeKnight

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Posted 18 May 2004 - 08:13 PM

I just found the eRP. It's stupid, funny, insane, weird, crazy, amazing, outragous, wrong, cool, nutso, and OMG WTF LOLish, all at once. I fell off my chair several times Posted Image

Avatara is such a funny (deleted) Posted Image

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#32 Avatara

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Posted 18 May 2004 - 10:47 PM

I have to say, eRP had some amusing moments. I just burnt my chemistry studying time rereading it. I think my favorite section was the issue with µ's keyboard, and her confusion over it being a Windows keyboard.

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#33 Zortrium

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Posted 18 May 2004 - 11:19 PM

As a service (or disservice, depending on how you look at it) to those who are just wandering around this topic,

[url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum12/HTML/000432.html"]The Greatness[/url].

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#34 LifeKnight

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 11:58 AM

I love the line "Cphere then grabs his shotgun and kills his [Zortrium's] cat while he's not looking and grabs his Myst 3, war craft 3, and iMac and jumps out his window and runs off leaving only microsoft programs. And whoa that was a big smelly fart."

?!

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#35 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 06:16 PM

Cphere is all ****ed up.

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#36 LifeKnight

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 07:40 PM

Yeah, I can tell. That's why a laughed at it. Too bad Stryker contaminated parts of that topic.

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[This message has been edited by LifeKnight (edited 05-19-2004).]

#37 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 10:14 PM

Stryker could have done much worse, I guarentee it.

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#38 LifeKnight

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by GandalfDaddy:
Stryker could have done much worse, I guarentee it.

Yeah, I know, consider some of the other stuff he did. Posted Image

#39 lobf

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 01:10 PM

Striker < Idiot

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#40 Zortrium

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
Striker < Idiot

Stryker actually wasn't an incredibly bad spammer - took him awhile to get banned. Actually, he posted a lot of random junk like the rest of us; the only difference was his stuff wasn't funny and he had issues with authority.

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#41 Azeroth

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 06:44 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Zortrium:

the only difference was his stuff wasn't funny and he had issues with authority.

He still does, he goes to school with me and GD. Freakin psycho...

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#42 Captaintripps

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 07:30 PM

I'm very glad we got rid of him.

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Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
Striker < Idiot

Stryker actually wasn't an incredibly bad spammer - took him awhile to get banned. Actually, he posted a lot of random junk like the rest of us; the only difference was his stuff wasn't funny and he had issues with authority.

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#43 Zortrium

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by Azeroth:
He still does, he goes to school with me and GD. Freakin psycho...

Did you invite him to the boards?

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#44 Captaintripps

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 10:01 PM

[url="http://"http://www.snailfactory.com/telenovela/songs/01_telenovela_waitforyou.mp3"]For randomness.[/url]

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#45 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 10:06 PM

Quote

Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
Striker < Idiot

Must say though for someone calling someone else an idiot your spelling a name wrong. It's Stryker.

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#46 Zortrium

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by Captaintripps:
For randomness.

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#47 Avatara

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 11:19 PM

No, come to think of it, not really.

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#48 Captaintripps

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 06:56 PM

I thought it was a rather good song.

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#49 Zortrium

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 09:21 PM

My turn.

[url="http://"http://dvd.mondominishows.com/htf_theme.mp3"]For randomness (Znorty edition).[/url]

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#50 Pufer

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by Zortrium:
For randomness (Znorty edition).

That was just terrible.

-Pufer

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